Last one, just for fun - and in answer to a 'challenge' by Mini Librarian:


I was performing a hasty toilette on the third day when I heard Holmes's voice frantically calling for me from his bedroom. I dashed down the stairs and came to a flying stop in the room.

He was resting comfortably, and I relaxed slightly.

"What's the matter?" I asked softly, checking his temperature.

"I'm delirious," he said in a dull voice, looking pleadingly at me as if asking me to agree with his self-diagnosis.

"You're perfectly lucid, Holmes," I soothed, straightening the tangled covers, "you cannot be delirious with such a low fever."

"But I am, I tell you!" he fretted, "tell me I am, Watson!"

"Whatever for?"

He closed his eyes, shuddering.

"That – mouse – is talking to me again!"

I turned with annoyance to the bedside table to see that he was quite correct.

"Basil, get out of here – this is a sickroom!" I said in exasperation, "Hasn't Dawson told you to not bother a man when he's ill?"

"My apologies, Doctor," the creature said repentantly, "I just wanted to wish your friend a speedy recovery."

"Well shoo. You can talk to him when he's well."

The mouse nodded, disappearing under a floorboard.

"It's all right, he's gone now, Holmes."

"You were talking to him!"

"He's a very nice little chap."

"Oooh," he moaned, burying his head in the blankets.