I know this isn't exactly the best chapter but writers block is killing me.
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"I didn't know you guys were in Gryffindor!" Ron exclaimed as we sat down next to him an Neville, "Why didn't you tell us?"
"You never asked," Lisa replied.
"Oh, so, are you going to be staying in our dorm too?"
"No, we got private rooms, overcrowding, you know?"
"O, yeah, I suppose the dorms are pretty crowded, but they probably could've just used magic."
"Well, maybe they already did and the dorms are crowded even with magic."
"Well, that kind of makes sense."
"Why are you asking us anyways? We're not teachers." Hermione pointed out.
"Good point... erm, what was your name again?" Hermione rolled her eyes.
"It's Hermes, like the Greek messenger God."
I don't know much about the Greeks," Ron confessed.
"Yeah, well, neither do I, I thought he was Roman." I mumbled sarcastically.
"Your name's Harry, right?" Ron asked, double ckecking.
"Yeah."
"And sorry, but I forgot your name," he told Lisa.
"It's Leon," Lisa said.
"Oh, so It's Hermes, Harry, and Leon, right?"
"Yep," Hermione replied.
"Good, I got them right."
"But we wont scream at you if you forget our names again," Lisa assured him, "We're pretty much used to it."
"I'll try not to forget."
"I'll try not to forget either but I don't think I'll succeed," Neville muttered.
"It's okay Neville, if you're really having troubles just call us It, you know, instead of saying 'Hey Hermes' you can say 'Hey It' and we'll know to remind you what our names are."
"Thanks," Neville mumbled sheepishly. That was when the sorting hats song suddenly interrupted our conversation.
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"Oh my God, Hermes save me." Lisa whispered.
"What is i... oh." Hermione and Lisa were staring at the table.
"Well this sure is vegetarian hell," I noted.
"Yeah, definitely." Hermes agreed.
"Are you a vegetarian?" Neville asked.
"Yeah, the three of us are." I replied.
"Well, they've got salad," Ron offered, holding up a bowl of salad.
"Thanks for the offer Ron, but," Hermione began.
"I hate salad," Me and Hermione said in unison.
"Oh, so, you're vegetarians and you hate salad?"
"With a passion." Hermione added.
"That's kind of... weird, I thought all vegetarians loved salad."
"Well, technically we're pescatarians, well, at least I am because I eat fish," Hermione said.
"So, do you all love animals or something?" Neville asked.
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals," Lisa said, "I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Then why don't you eat the salad?" Ron asked.
"I never said I wouldn't eat the salad, that was just them two."
"Oh, want some salad?" Ron held the bowl up again.
"Yes, I would love some victims. Thank you for the offer." Lisa took the salad bowl and dumped it's entire contents onto her plate.
"Wow," Ron whispered, staring at her plate.
Lisa picked up her fork and stabbing a leaf she brought it up till it was at eye level.
"Hello little leafie, any last words?" she smiled devilishly, her eyes on the leaf. "No last words? Well that's too bad, cuz I wasn't going to give you a chance to say them even if you did have them. Now, shall I start with the head or the feet? Or how about we make this quick and painless and just eat you whole." Lisa shoved the leaf in her mouth and chewed.
"Do you give little doomsday speeches to all your food?" Neville asked when Lisa had finished chewing.
"No, only the first leaf," Lisa replied. To prove her point she stabbed another leaf and shoveled it into her mouth.
"Oh, well, you're the first person I've ever met who talks to her floor before eating it, even if it is only for the first leaf."
"And I'll probably be the last." Lisa shoved more leafs into her mouth.
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If anyone had ANY ideas of something interesting that could happen for these girls at Hogwarts (Besides getting found out of course) PLEASE tell me and I will love you forever.
