This one is based off the Pepe Le Pew short called "Who Scent You?". Basically, May and her family attend a boat party with her father for all the Gym Leaders of the world (Minus Brock, Cilan, and Clemont for obvious reasons [In Brock's case, it's because his younger brother Forrest has taken the reigns as the Pewter Gym Leader while Brock himself is training to become a Pokémon Doctor]), but on the shore, Drew, who's stinking up the place and causing flowers to wilt with his body odor, sees May in her dress on the boat (through binoculars, mind you), he falls head-over-heels, and sneaks on board! Poor girl...

Yes, this is another "Drew Le Pew" shot! Hope you enjoy it.

On one fine morning, in the Decolore Islands, there was a very fancy cruise ship leisurely flowing on the waters in the archipelago of the Decolore Islands. This particular cruise ship was a luxury ship designated for Gym Leaders and Elite Four Members, and their family members only.

On the second floor of the boat, in a large, luxurious ballroom, there was a very high-end function occurring in the room. It was a formal event that involved men in tuxedos or other fancy clothes meant for men, and the women were all decked out in their best dresses, hairstyles, and makeup that made them look their best, but their most important accessories were their smiles.

One particular group was the family of Petalburg Gym Leader, Norman, his wife Caroline, and finally, his two kids. There was a younger boy who had a resemblance to him, but his hair was a slightly dark shade of green, and he was wearing glasses; he was named Max. Then, his eldest, a daughter, with blue eyes, and brown hair, who looked like her mother, was named May. May was actually a well-known Pokémon Coordinator, with her main Pokémon, a very powerful Beautifly.

May was wearing a beautiful, red ballroom gown with a pink, transparent fabric sash with sparkles, and was wearing some diamonds in her hair; she felt really happy to be in such a fancy environment.

"This is one of the best parties I've ever been to!" May said, as she looked around and saw how beautiful it was. Beautifly was cooing in agreement, and everyone started to laugh at this response. "Looks, there's Forrest, one of Brock's brothers!"

A boy with a heavy resemblance to Brock, albeit he was younger, had cheek marks, and his hair was a lighter shade of brown, was flirting with Liza, the co-Gym Leader of the Mossdeep Gym. Liza seemed to be blushing at what Forrest was saying.

"And then there's Tate and his sister Liza, from Mossdeep." Max pointed out.

Gym Leaders from Kanto to Kalos and everywhere in between were at the party, but there were a few people absent for their own reasons. In the case of their friend Brock, he was currently in Johto to train to become a Pokémon Doctor, thus he was not there. Then Cilan, one of the three Gym Leaders of the Striaton Gym in Unova, was on his own journey, so his brothers, Cress and Chili, were attending in his stead; considering all three were Gym Leaders, they were intending on going anyway. As for Clemont, the Lumiose City Gym Leader in Kalos, he was currently traveling with his younger sister, Bonnie, and a few other friends, so he was not attending, either.

"So many of our friends from our travels are here," May said. "There's Fantina from Hearthome City!"

"And Juan from Sootopolis City!" Max pointed out.

"I see that you've seen some familiar faces here," Norman said. "But remember to enjoy yourselves, too."

"Definitely!" May said, as she smiled and looked to see all of the delicious food and beverages that were provided at the party.

There were other Gym Leaders at the party, as well. Flannery from Lavaridge Town; Viola from Santalune City; Pryce from Mahogany Town; Clair from Blackthorn City; Roxie from Virbank City, and so far and so forth.

"This atmosphere might be nice and light, but… I feel a like the air's getting a little stuffy…" Caroline said.

"I'm with mom on this one," May said. "I'm going to go out on the deck and get some air, okay?"

"Okay, but be back soon." Norman said.

May put down her sparkling grape juice and she left the ballroom to go on the outside deck, but she was unaware that the cruise was about to take a bit of a foul turn; she and Beautifly were out on the deck, near the railing of the boat, and she sighed, breathing in the air.

Back on shore about a mile or two away, one could hear humming from a male voice, in his late teens, if one listened carefully. However, the source of the voice was on the move, and as it moved, the flowers that the source was passing were wilting, as if something killed them.

Coming out of the foliage was a boy around May's age, with emerald-green hair, and matching green eyes. He was wearing blue pants, with black shoes, a black shirt, and a purple jacket over it. However, he had a real body odor issue, and as he kept walking and humming, every flower he passed wilted, wild Pokémon fled in disgust, and so far and so forth. For some reason, the boy himself was not bothered by the stink at all; he was probably unable to notice or did not know it at all.

He saw the boat passing by, and he said, "Bon voyage! Have a good trip, and this is a wish straight from me, Drew!"

May's jewelry was reflecting light, and the shine and sparkle was so bright that it reached Drew's eyes. Drew took notice of it; he took out a pair of binoculars he packed for his travels, and he lifted them up to look at the source of the light.

"What's this?" Drew asked, as he tried to direct the binoculars to something. May's jewelry sparkled again, and soon, Drew saw through the binoculars, May herself.

Drew got a better look at May, and he said, "Wow… Hello, gorgeous…"

Putting down his binoculars, hearts fluttered around Drew's head, and after growing his lovesick smile, he shook his head, and then he said, "This is perfect timing! I've been needing a vacation, anyway."

He dashed off the shore to go and get on the boat, leaving behind a pink cloud that was in a heart shape, feeling like his heart was alight.

Back on the boat, May sighed at the sight of the beauty of the scene, but she soon found herself thinking that she needed to do something.

"I think a bathroom break might be a good idea…" May said, before going to the ship's bathroom; she was unaware of how nutty the turn that the trip would take would turn out.

Drew was swimming in smooth waters, and he soon made it to the boat itself; he noticed May was gone, but he treaded water to keep up with the ship. He soon found a stray rope, and he said, "Aha! Playing Prince Charming to my Rapunzel, eh? Works for me!"

Drew started to climb he rope, using all of his upper and lower body strength to use the hull of the boat for traction and his hands for the rope; he was doing his best to climb the rope, but with wet hands, and an equally wet rope, he struggled a little bit to get a good grip. After what seemed like hours to him, he finally made it on the deck.

However, the captain of the ship saw him, and seeing him all wet, he panicked; he ran into the captain's quarters, took up the intercom, and then he said, "Attention, all passengers! ABANDON SHIP! Someone has gained illicit passage onto the vessel, and could pose a threat!"

Everyone put their Pokémon back in their Poké Balls in a panic, and they all made a dash for the life boats, leaving the food, drinks, and the party behind.

"We can't just leave! May hasn't come back, yet!" Max complained.

"May's a big girl," Norman said. "I'm sure she's heard the announcement and is on her way right now!"

"But what if she gets left behind?!" Caroline said, as she worried for her only daughter.

"We all brought our PokéGears, right?" Norman asked, and his family nodded. "So if we don't see May on shore, we'll call her and see where she is!"

"I'm still worried…" Caroline said.

"I know you are… But we have to hurry!" Norman said, as he led his family out to the life boats.

May was still in the bathroom, but she failed to hear the announcement; she was washing her hands, and while everyone had escaped in the boats, she was left behind.

On the life boats, May had failed to show up, and her family was very worried; Norman looked to the boat, and he said, "I hope May is okay…"

"Good thing we're not far from shore; if she gets on a lifeboat soon, she should be able to get to land in no time," Max said. "Then she'll call us, and we'll rendezvous somewhere."

"That's a good way of looking at it, Max," Caroline said. "But what if that trespasser… Does something to her?"

"We can't lose heart," Norman said. "May knows how to take care of herself, and she has her Pokémon with her, doesn't she? If push comes to shove, she'll battle."

"You're right, but I can't help but be worried." Caroline said, worried for her daughter.

Leaving the bathroom, May noticed that everyone was gone, and she said aloud, "Where'd everyone go? Mom? Dad? Max?"

Noticing that no one was on board, May decided to check out the situation.

"I'd better investigate…" May said, as she picked up a bag that she had brought with her. "I can't exactly go looking around for a problem to solve in these clothes, now can I?"

She went back into the bathroom to change her clothes, since she brought a spare set, and she decided to take matters into her own hands.

Drew, on the other hand, still dripping wet, sat up on his knees, and he said, "My love, I'm here! Your solitude will soon be at an end! Now, where's my little Torchic of the sea?"

However, exhausted from the swim, Drew fell back over on his stomach and just decided to lie there for the moment; he was soaked to the bone, and he was also very tired from the swim. He nearly fell asleep, but he wanted to find the girl who had stolen his heart first, so he kept his mind and body as awake as possible.

May, on the other hand, was looking around the ship, in confusion that it suddenly became deserted. She was wearing a red bandana on her head, and she was also wearing a red shirt, blue biker shorts, a yellow waist pack, and red, yellow, and white sneakers; her gloves were white, and fingerless.

"What's going on, here?" May asked, as she looked around, feeling like something was gravely wrong. She snapped her fingers and took out her PokéGear to call her family.

Norman and his family, still on the boat, nearing land, were all fretting over May, when Norman's PokéGear started to go off.

"It's May!" Norman said, as he picked up. "May? Are you okay?"

"Just confused as to why the party soon became a ghost event," May said, over the line. "What happened?"

"You didn't hear the announcement? Someone made their way on board in the middle of the trip. They got on without a ticket or something, but they did not stow away… The captain has us abandon ship, because he thought the person might be a threat." Norman informed May.

"What?! An intruder?" May asked, as she heard what her father was telling her.

"May, since you're still on the ship, keep your wits about you, and try to get to a lifeboat NOW. I think there's one left." Norman said.

"I understand, dad," May said. "Thank you for warning me."

May hung up her PokéGear and then she started to walk around the deck to see if anything suspicious was going on; her plan was to first see if anything dangerous was happening, but if not, get to a lifeboat and get away from the ship.

May was soon near the deck where Drew had gained access on, and she soon saw Drew, on his stomach, in a puddle of water; seeing him in the state that he was, May gasped, and ran over to his side.

"Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?!" May asked, as she shook the stranger awake; in the back of her mind, she tried to be sure not to get herself tangled up in something dangerous.

Drew sat up on his knees and saw May; recognizing her right away, Drew said, "I am now… So, babe… How about a date?"

May was looking at Drew in confusion, and she asked, "I beg…"

However, Drew immediately leaped onto May; he stood up, and with May in his arms, he started to gently stroke her head, a red blush on his cheeks.

"Ack?!" May shouted, before noticing something about Drew; she covered her mouth and nose with her hands, as she sweat dropped from the stink that Drew was radiating.

"Alright, sweetheart, our courtship is done with!" Drew said, as he started to kiss May on the cheek multiple times, but as he tried to aim for her lips, May kept dodging his kisses and tried her best to ward him off.

"Hold on! We've only just met, and… Please, take a shower!" May said, as she put her hands on Drew's face and tried to push his head away from her.

"Oh, the adoration… Oh, the affection…" Drew said, as hearts were fluttering around Drew; his face was pink, and he was holding May tightly in his arms, trying to kiss her over and over again. "Oh, we'll share our one love and one lifetime together and always!"

"Not if I have anything to say!" May said, as Drew went back to kissing her on the cheek over and over again.

"You are my hamburger… I am your bun!" Drew said, as he kept kissing May on the cheek, still trying to get a kiss on her lips; May would have none of it.

May managed to get out of his arms, but Drew managed to land more kisses on her cheek, and then her arm, but May stepped on his foot, causing him to flinch in pain, and May took the chance to run.

Drew, seeing May running away, merely chuckled and he said, "You know what they say: getting there is only half the fun."

May was running all over the boat to find a place to hide. She tried the galley, but May assumed the scent of good food might lead Drew to her. Going to the cabins, May forgot that she did not have the keys to the rooms, so he thought Drew would eventually find her, thus she ruled that option out.

"Aha!" May said, as she soon ran to the cockpit of the boat, and shut the door to relax.

She slunk down to the floor, feeling better; she sighed in relief, before saying, "Whew… I'm so glad I got away from him… Well, for now at least… I'd better call my family."

Taking out her PokéGear, May dialed the number to her father's PokéGear, and she looked around, trying to make sure Drew was not around to hear her conversation with her family.

"May, what's going on? Are you on a boat?" Norman asked.

"No, not yet, but I kind of have a problem… Of the odiferous kind…" May said, as she checked around to see if Drew was nearby. "Here's the deal: the intruder isn't dangerous, but he sure smells bad. I don't know why, either, but apparently, he's got this whole 'love at first sight' thing for me, and I've just managed to hide from him. He's probably the persistent type, from what I've seen…"

"May, you need to get out of there, now," Norman said. "If you get on the life boat, you can get away from the guy, but you need to do it now."

"I got it, dad," May said, as she nodded. "But I need to get to the lifeboat without running into that guy, first…"

May hung up the PokéGear and started to find her way to the lifeboats to get off and get away from Drew.

Drew, meanwhile, was still soaking wet, and he was looking at himself, before saying, "I can't exactly woo a girl while soaking wet, now can I?"

Drew soon saw a door that said 'Beauty Salon', and he smiled, before dashing right into the room to dry off. Drew had his clothes hanging on the drying rack while he decided to take a shower to get the seawater off of himself.

After what seemed like half an hour, Drew was dried and clothed, before seeing all of his hair was still wet; going to the hair drier, Drew dried his hair while singing, "Nobody knows why I try… Nobody knows, or wonders why."

Drew's hair then got all fluffed up like an afro, and Drew muttered, "I guess I'm a cabbage head…"

He got a really stiff hairbrush, and started to brush his hair to get it back done in its usual style, and it took him half an hour to get his hair straightened out; he sighed in content, and he said, "I think that the most stubborn hair will be taken care of with about two hundred strokes with a very stiff brush."

After putting the brush down and smoothing out his hair, he rolled up one of his sleeves, and he said, "Now, then… Keep your guard up, my love!"

Drew dashed out of the beauty salon, leaving behind pink heart-shaped clouds, and he started to search the deck of the boat for May.

May, on the other hand, was still looking around the deck to find the lifeboats; she looked around, and she breathed a sigh of relief for two things: one, no stinky Drew, and two: she was not in his embrace at the moment. May soon saw on the other side of the boat, near the stern of the ship, was the last life boat, and she smiled.

"Yes! I'm almost there!" May said, as she started to run towards the boat.

However, Drew grabbed her from out of nowhere, and held her tightly in his arms; May noticed his odor was gone, due to the shower he took, but she still did not like his overly-assertive manner. She found it off-putting.

"Darling! You were waiting for me!" Drew said, before kissing her on the cheek over and over again. "You're so sweet!"

"Enough with the compliments!" May complained, as she tried to push Drew away from her. "I'm trying to get off of this ship, and you're not helping!"

"How clever, trying to have a boat in a smaller ship for our date!" Drew said, smiling, before landing more kisses on May's cheek, and just barely missed her lips. "Now we'll never be separated again!"

"Don't be so sure!" May shouted, as she tried her best to get away from her overly-affectionate suitor.

May wriggled out of Drew's arms, did a sweep kick to distract him for a moment, and then she took off in fear, trying to find a way off the ship; she decided to try and find a different route to get to the lifeboat without running into Drew.

"I could be wrong…" Drew said, albeit he chuckled, in amusement; he found it entertaining, if not romantic, to be chasing his "girl" around the boat.

May ran around the flower deck to try and find a short route to get to the life boat and get off the ship before Drew could find her again.

"Gotta hide… Gotta hide…" May muttered, as she tried to figure out a hiding spot where she could be safe from Drew. "Aha! A hiding spot!"

May found a sailors' unit, and she decided to hide in there; she suspected that Drew would not even think of looking in there.

"Perfect… I'll disguise myself as a sailor and get off the ship!" May said to herself, as she went inside the sailors' quarters to find a uniform and get out.

She slowly went inside, and May immediately saw that it was dark; she felt around the walls for a light switch, but instead of feeling her hand land on something, she felt her wrist being grabbed by something. May squealed in response, and the lights came on out of nowhere.

Drew was smiling while holding onto May's wrist; he had hit the lights. Drew was also wearing a sailor uniform and he soon grabbed May's other hand into his own before pulling her closer to him.

"Oh, May, mon cherie…" Drew said, as he started to lean in closer to kiss May. "Life at sea isn't for everyone… but for me, it's nothing without you."

Drew managed to kiss May on the cheek, and he aimed for her lips; he finally managed to get a kiss on May's lips, but while it paralyzed her, May felt something else in the kiss. May soon used her legs to kick Drew in the stomach, knocking him down, and she soon turned her back and ran away form the room.

"Stay away!" May declared, as she kept running.

Drew stood up, and he chuckled before saying, "What can I say? I flip for her."

May ran to the galley, ducked in, and she took out one of her Poké Balls; she tried to figure out which ones to use to deter Drew's pursuit, and weighed out the pros and cons for them.

"Blaziken… While burning the guy might make him take a hint, the Fire-type moves could end up burning part of the ship, making it an emergency for me… Glaceon's Ice-type moves could pierce the hull of the boat, causing it to sink… Munchlax is no good unless I feed it… Venusaur's too heavy for the boat… Skitty could get distracted… Wartortle… I don't know… Beautifly's varied move set could be perfect! So I'll use those two!" May said, as she put back the other Poké Balls and got out Wartortle and Beautifly to use for battle as a defense mechanism.

May ran out of the hiding spot and soon looked both ways before running back to the stern of the boat. However, she saw Drew chasing after her, with a leisurely skip in his step.

"May, my love! I've been looking for you!" Drew sang, as he tried to catch up to May; he probably figured May would tire out eventually and he would then snatch her up in a lot of kisses.

"Wartortle, Hydro Pump!" May shouted, as she sent out Wartortle; Wartortle retracted itself in its shell, and started spinning while releasing large jets of water. The water soaked Drew, distracting him.

Wartortle landed on the ground before going after its trainer in pursuit; it wanted to make sure May was okay.

"I guess girls think men look better when they're wet… Hehe." Drew said, as he kept running after May, being mindful of the water he was trying to avoid; he did not want to slip and fall.

May soon made it to the stern of the boat, only to realize that she had to run down a few flights of stairs to get to the boat, and Drew could come at her from any direction.

"Crud…" May said, as she looked at any other paths she could take to get off the boat, into a lifeboat, and away from Drew.

"May, my love!" Drew said, causing May to look behind her; she saw Drew coming at her, still all wet. She had to admit to herself, Drew looked kind of cute, all wet like that, and the sparkles that the sun left on him made Drew look handsome.

"I can't stick around!" May said, as she started to run down the stairs.

"Wait for me!" Drew said, as he start to run down the same staircase.

May looked behind Drew and she sighed in annoyance, before taking out another Poké Ball.

"Beautifly, Morning Sun!" May shouted.

Beautifly's wings started to flash a bright white, and the look of it caused Drew to go blind for a few seconds; he turned away to shield his face, and May soon got at least a few meters away form him.

"Nice job, Beautifly! Return!" May shouted, before recalling both Beautifly and Wartortle back into their Poké Balls.

Drew rubbed his eyes, and soon, he saw May get into a lifeboat.

"Hey! My love!" Drew shouted, as he started to run down the stairs to catch up to May.

However, May merely gave Drew a mock-salute, and she said, "See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!"

May released the boat, and it landed in the water, supposedly leaving Drew behind on board. May was soon floating in the water, and she sighed in relief that she had made it off the ship. She looked around, and saw there were land masses nearby, and she formulated a plan to get to shore and get to her family.

"Now I'll just get Wartortle back out to have it pull me back to land… Which shouldn't be too far, and then…" May said; she reached for her Poké Balls, only for a hand to grab her wrist, gently.

"Mon chérie…" A familiar voice said, and May, recognizing it, turned her head in the direction of the voice, only to see Drew looking at her with romantic eyes.

"Ack!? H-How did YOU get on this boat?! I left you behind on the ship!" May shouted, as she snatched her hand away and distanced herself to the opposite side of the boat, staring at Drew in surprise.

Drew chuckled a little bit before saying, "I had one of my Pokémon use Teleport to get me here. Now that you and I can't be separated…"

Drew started to approach May, but May cowered in fear; May said, "Wh-What?!"

"We can… Continue where we left off… Mon cherie..." Drew said, as he leaned in, and puckered up his lips for a kiss.

May tried to stop him and she held him back with her face, but Drew was persistent and landed a kiss on May's lips. May once again tried to push him away, but Drew grabbed her shoulders and kept the kiss going. May could not seem to resist, and she finally gave in to the kiss. Drew opened his eyes to see May's face, red, and exhausted; she felt really tired out from all of the running and the kisses.

Drew, seeing the look in May's eyes, tried to kiss her once again, only for May to collapse in the boat.

"No!" Drew said, as he lifted May up to eye level; he smiled a bit before chuckling. "No one can walk off from a boat ride, right? I guess she and I will be like this for a little while…"

And that's a wrap! Now I know some scenes were edited and/or cut for my own reasons. Updates won't be so frequent because I just started school so I need to get my priorities straight. So, hopefully you guys liked it!