"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous." Coco Chanel

Last time on Just Desserts: Riza discovered a very female Roy and placed a phone call to someone who has known Roy the longest.

Somewhere in Central a phone rang, and somewhere it was picked up.

"Hello,"

Riza let out a sigh of relief to hear the voice on the other end. "Lt. Col. Hughes this is Lt. Hawkeye, I need you to come to Col. Mustang's residence right away."

Their was a slight pause on the other end. "Is he okay!"

"Just, come down here." She hung up the phone and turned her attention back to the now female Roy. "It's going to be okay Roy." Riza said, even though she really didn't mean it. She couldn't imagine how Roy felt, the ladies man was now a lady.

Roy looked up at her, eyes red from crying. "How can you say that! I've got a fucking vagina!" The brunette clenched her hands as she glared at the blonde woman. "I'm a freak! And now you invite Hughes to come gawk at my disfigurement!" The flame shoved a pillow on her face to scream into it.

Riza watched this childish display and felt herself grow angry. Yes, the sudden transformation was a shock, but Roy acted like being a woman was the same as being in a carnival sideshow. She made her way towards the other woman and plucked the pillow away from her. "Roy," When she got the other's attention she raised a hand a slapped it hard on the other's cheek. Roy looked stunned as she brought a hand up to rub her now red cheek.

"What the hell was that for!"

"You were hysterical. Plus, being a woman is not the same as having three arms. You're not a freak, your a woman, now start acting like it..." She was about to say more when the doorbell rang. Roy let out a squeak when she heard the noise.

"I can't let him see me like this"

"Don't worry I'll tell him you're not ready for your date yet." The blonde let out a rare sarcastic remark as she went to go answer the front door. She swore she heard Roy yell out some vulgarity when she left the bedroom. She went down stairs and answered the door, reviling a frantic four eyed colonel.

"Riza! Where is Roy, does he need to go to the hospital!" Hughes pushed Riza aside and ran into his friend's home. "Where is he?"

"He's in his room, but Hughes, he looks a little different." The other didn't seem to be listening as he made his way to Roy's bedroom.

"Roy, it's Hughes." He saw a figure move in the dark. He groped the wall for the light switch and turned the lights on. "Roy, is that you?" In front of him was a beautiful woman, with the same exact features his friend donned. The woman nodded and Hughes cautiously stepped closer.

"Maes, I'm a freak." The flame stated bluntly to his friend.

"Roy, if it makes you feel better, you make a beautiful woman." Roy swore he saw his friend turn a light shade of red as he muttered out the compliment.

"Hughes, that was kinda freaky." Roy said this but felt his cheeks warming to the kind words.

A slight cough was heard in the background and the pair looked towards the noise. "Well now that you're here we can get going."

"Going where?" The two said in unison.

"We are taking Roy shopping for the proper feminine items" Riza said, "Hughes, you're here for moral support, you're his best friend. You're also here for muscle, if Roy tries to run away you need to bring him back."

The three entered a department store in the local mall. Riza went around picking up bra's and underwear for her boss to try on. The other two just sat their, Hughes looking uncomfortable and Roy looking angry. "Here Roy, go try these on, you look to me like your a C cup." She threw the lacy undergarments at the brunette and shoved her into a dressing room. After a few minutes Roy still hadn't emerged from the covered area. "Roy, is everything okay?"

"I..." The muffled voice said. "I can't hook it, I only know how to un-hook bra's!"

Riza sighed a slapped a hand to her forehead. "Don't worry Roy I'll talk you through it." After a few minutes Roy re-appeared, with one of the two bras in hand. It was obvious she had put one on, as it added some shape to the male clothes she was wearing.

The trio had picked out several shirts, pants, and even a skirt or two when they neared the dress section. "Roy, you need a dress for formal occasions."

"What! No way am I wearing a dress!"

Hughes chimed in, "Roy, for women it's military protacal for formal affairs."

Roy glared at him and snatched the dresses away from Riza's hands. Once again she went into the dressing room. She tried on a sleeveless black dress, one that she liked on women when she was on a date. She peered in the mirror and let out a tiny smile, she did make a good looking woman. She stepped out of the room and looked at his two companions. Riza was smiling and Hughes was...well he was practically drooling on his shirt. She saw their reactions and decided that this dress was a keeper.

After shoe shopping and the entertaining event of Roy walking on high heels. To the makeup counter with Hughes having to practically restraining Roy in the chair as the woman taught her how to apply makeup. Ending with picking up some accessories and hair supply the torture for Roy was finally over. Riza and Hughes passed by the perfume counter but Roy stopped in her tracks. She smelled something wonderful, something called Chanel No. 5. The woman at the counter noticed Roy smelling the product and interfered. "Miss, I couldn't help notice you enjoying this fragrance. I think it would smell wonderful on you." She spritzed some on Roy's wrist. Roy brought his wrist up to his nose and sniffed, discovering the saleswoman was right.

"I'd like to buy some." Roy said as she pulled out her wallet a glanced at Hughes and Riza making their way to the exit. The saleswoman smiled as she noticed Roy's casual glance.

"I'm sure your man would love it on you."

"Man?" He whispered as the woman ran up his purchase. He looked over at Hughes a noticed how good his ass looked in the jeans he was wearing. Roy shook his head, how could he think that about his best friend, his best male friend. The woman handed Roy her bag and she ran to catch up with the other two. Her eyes still glancing at Hughes ass as she exited the store behind her two friends.

A/N: Yes, the start of some kind of relationship. Sorry if you're not particularly fond of it. But give me some credit, lastly please read and review.