I owe this story to Jassy, I love yahh hun!! (I wrote and she told me what to say!! I love her so much, she has the sickest mind!)

Written with love outside my house on a beautiful summers day :)

I sat in the room by myself.

I hate Emmett. Jasper thinks I'm weird. Edward is going to hate me after hearing what I wrote about him in my diary. Life sucks. I might as well become an emo and get a big fringe over one eye and wear big shapeless black hoodies all summer…

Nah. I wasn't THAT depressed.

I sighed and lay down on the big, soft bed again. It smelled just like Edward…

My stomach rumbled. I realised that I hadn't had a decent meal since coming to this stupid house. But going downstairs would involve seeing Jasper (who must think I have a crush on him) and Emmett (who I'm not sure is even speaking to me) and I really didn't want to do that.

My stomach made another gurgling noise. There was no doubt that the boys could hear it, and I didn't want them to think I was avoiding them, so I groaned and got up and made my way to the door.

I walked slowly and cautiously to the kitchen. You never know when Emmett will jump out at you…

I got to the kitchen. So far, so good. I strolled over to the fridge, and pulled out a carton of milk and some cereal from the press. Maybe Emmett and Jasper went out… I turned around, and dropped the carton of milk, spilling it all over the floor.

Emmett was standing two inches way from me. Damn him and his stupid vampire silence!

"Hello Bella." he said shortly. "Fancy meeting you here."

"Emmett why are you in the kitchen?" I asked.

"I was… getting a snack," he said, as if it were childishly obvious. "Move out of my way, shortie."

I obliged, and got out of the way of the fridge. What was he playing at?

"Emmett, what are you at?" I said as he bent over and rooted through the fridge.

"Be quiet, Bella, this doesn't concern you."

"If you're planning on eating up all the food Esme left for me this weekend, then yes, it does." I huffed. He turned around slowly, and gave me a murderous glare.

"Relax the kacks, Bella. I'm just getting the ingredients for the ice-cream party me and Jasper are having. Oh yeah, you're invited. NOT!" he yelled, grabbing a red container and running out the door at a human pace.

I sighed and followed him. Stupid childish Emmett…

I found him and Jasper sitting cross-legged on the floor of the living room. Between them they had a Mr. Frosty ice-lolly maker. Jasper was licking a red ice-lolly, and Emmett was confusedly trying to make his own.

Jasper looked at me nervously and shifted.

"Hi, Bella… I, umm, have to go check on Esme's, umm, plants…" he said and started to get up.

"Oh calm down, Jasper, I'm not actually in love with you! I just said that for Emmett's benefit!" I spat.

"Oh, phew, Bella you don't know how much that means to me, man, you really had me going there…" he sighed in relief. Suddenly he was right beside me, with his icy arms around my neck. "Thank the good lord!"

"Umm, Jasper? Personal space," I said. I couldn't help but notice how different Jasper smelled to Edward… Jasper wasn't as full-on, but mild and vanilla-sweet, but yet had an impossible elusiveness and indefinable mystique.

He let go of me sharpish.

"So do you want an ice-lolly?" Emmett asked. "I made you one, strawberry?"

"Wait, what flavour are you eating?" I asked, eyeing the bright red lolly in his hand.

"Raspberry." Jasper answered, too quickly.

"Why aren't you puking your ring up, then?" I demanded. "Is that BLOODY ice-cream?!"

"You got us!" Emmett said. "But yours isn't blood. I swear by my life." I raised one eyebrow. "I mean, I swear by my un-death!"

"Fine, I'll have one. But if this is blood…" I warned.

"Relax," Jasper said, and I did. I took the lolly from Emmett and took a lick.

I froze, and my stomach churned as I tasted the frozen salty taste. I smelled it. Rust.

Bloody freakin' ice-cream.

"EMMETT CULLEN YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS!" I yelled. "YOU PROMISED IT WASN'T BLOOD!"

"It's not!" he said. "I swear! Would I lie to you?"

"Yes, you would, Emmett. I've had enough of this. I'm calling Edward…"

"He's not lying, Bella," Jasper said. "It's really not blood."

"I'm not stupid, guys, I know the rust-and-saltiness of blood. Oh god I'm going to puke…"

My stomach lurched and I threw up in a pot plant.

"Eww, Bella that's nasty," I heard Emmett say. "Any why would I waste the blood of the grizzly that I caught this morning in an ice-cream for YOU? You said Jasper was hotter than me! So yeah, I made you my very own 'I cant believe its not blood!'"

"What?" I said weakly. I hate Emmett… why does he insist on making my life hell?

"Emmett…" Jasper cautioned, sensing my distress.

"What? She didn't eat anything dangerous… just seawater mixed with some rust from that old tractor down the road!"

I turned back to the plant and vomited again.

Hiyo! Hmmm what do you think?? Sorry about the shit chapter… I'm actually stuck for ideas :S

Will someone please help me?? Just give a suggestion, I'm actually brain-fizzled!

Anyhoo, this was co-written by my bffl, Jass, I love her XD

Anyways, review please!! I need ideas!!

Love yahh!!

Blaxie

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