I dedicate this to Kjersti, for kicking my ass about not updating:) shes at her grans atm, but SURPISE! for when she gets home, hehe:)
I lay on my back, staring at the ceiling.
Edwards bed was so comfortable. The silky sheets caressed my body as my head sunk into the downy pillows. My eyelids started to feel heavy, and I shut my eyes. This was really relaxing. Maybe this weekend wouldn't be so bad after all…
I was quickly brought back to my senses by movement on the other side of the room. I froze.
"Hello, Bella," a sinister voice came from the corner. A figure shrouded in blackness was standing there, still as stone.
"Emmett, get out of my room," I said, rolling my eyes. He was deluded if he thought he could keep doing this and scaring me.
"Awh, Bella you're no fun," came his voice from the corner.
Suddenly Emmett was perched at the end of my bed.
"Go away," I said, burying my face in my pillows. "I have to sleep. You are so annoying!"
"But Bella!" he wailed, "I'm Emmett! I'm annoying! Its what I do!"
"EMMETT!" I screamed into my pillow. I looked up to see Emmett staring at me, taking tiny licks of a small green lollypop.
"Hey are you sucking a lollypop?" I said incredulously. He kept staring at me, still licking it. "Hey stop that!"
I shut my eyes and rubbed my temples with my fingers. Emmett was so frustrating!
When I looked up again, the lolly was gone but he was still smiling at me silently, except with a white sports-headband over his black curls.
"W-what is that, a headband?" I exclaimed. "where'd you get a headband? Don't put that on!" I cried.
I shut my eyes and breathed in slowly to calm myself down.
"Oh now you have a yoyo? You don't even know how to use a yoyo! Put that away!" I said, frustrated as he let his blue yoyo drop and dangle loosely in front of him.
Why was he so annoying? The only way out of this was to play him at his own game…
I looked at him, unblinking, my expression neutral until he crumbled.
"Wana hear a joke?" he said, enthusiastically. I pretended to be interested and nodded quickly, and braced myself.
"Knock, knock," he began eagerly.
"Who's there?" I answered, smiling to myself.
"Johnny,"
"Oh hey man," I said excitedly. "Come in. Do you want a drink?"
Emmett's jaw dropped. I saw a flash of red in his eyes as he got up off my bed and walked straight out of my room.
Result!
Hehe a small chap, I havnt updated in yonkers!
This would be funnier to people who have seen 'the Backseatsman'!! you tube it, then you'll get this better XD