Chapter Title: Repercussion's

Warnings: Consequences from the last chapter. Woman on her menstrual cycle.

"I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived." Bette Davis

A/N: Just Dessert's 30th review extravaganza! Yes, the hit genderswitch comedy is coming up on it's 30th review, and I want to give back. I have a special suprise for the 30th event! Also who ever gives me said review will be able to request a FMA oneshot with any paring! Thank you for all your support, keep reading and reviewing!

"What did you say?" Hughes said as he put out his cigarette.

Roy looked at him and sighed. "I said, would you love me if I became a man again?"

Hughes looked at her and a small smile spread across his lips. He leaned over to her and kissed her forehead lovingly, running his fingers through her hair. "Roy, you've always made me question my sexuality. I think I've had feelings for you for along time." He laughed. "It's usually not a good thing, when you're imagining having sex with your best man instead of your bride on your wedding day.

"Do you mean that? You'd love me male or female? Really? Seriously? For real? No kiddin..." She was cut off by his lips on hers. His stubble was ticking her cheeks and she couldn't help but giggle.

"Well, as the saying goes, love is blind."

"That's so cliched Maes."

"Yeah." He snuck his hand under the sheets and put a hand on her thigh. "Plus, if you do become a man again you'll still have those sexy legs and ass. Not to mention, I'm going to keep all of your woman's clothes to wear for me in private."

Roy's blushed as she playfully punched his arm. "You are such a pervert."

"Well, it does make things more interesting." Hughes said as Roy got up to go to the bathroom. She threw Hughes' t-shirt on a went into the restroom. Hughes laid his head back down on the pillow when he heard a loud scream coming from the adjacent room. "Roy!" He rang over to the connecting room and threw the door open. "Roy, are you okay, what happened?"

She stood up and Hughes saw blood dripping down her leg. Her face was pale and her lips were twisted in a disgusted grimace. "What..what is this? Did I just have my...period? Fuck! I'm not prepared for this...I have no..." She stopped mid sentence as Hughes went for the phone. "Maes, what are you doing?"

He picked up the phone and started dialing. "I'm calling Riza, I'm sure she has some items that will help you."

Roy ran over to him a grasped his shoulder. "Maes, if you call her, she'll know something's up. It's one o'clock in the morning, why would you be here if we didn't...do the deed." Roy said over dramatically.

"We need her help and she's your best friend, she should know about us." He put the phone up to his ear. "Whether she accepts it or not." He mumbled to himself.

"H-hello." A tired female voice answered. "Who the hell is this at one in the morning!" Riza didn't sound to happy about waken up so early.

"Riza it's Maes, I'm with Roy and we have a problem."

Their was a pause. "Is she okay, what's wrong with her?"

"I think she started her period."

"Oh." She laughed softly. "I'll be over in a minute with some supplies. Wait, Hughes, why are you over there this late?"

"I'll tell you when you get here." Hughes said as he hung up the phone.

A few minutes later Riza had showed up at the front door with a plastic bag filled with woman's essential's. Hughes had answered the door wearing pajama's, that was weird, it looked like he was prepared for the night. She walked in and saw Roy in a sitting on the couch looking absolutely miserable. Riza threw the plastic bag at Roy. Roy rummaged through the sack and pulled out a box of maxi pads and ran into the bathroom. Riza looked over to Hughes who was running a hand through his hair.

"So, are you going to tell me why you're here so late?" Riza asked

Hughes sighed. "Well Roy and I went on a date tonight."

"A date? Last I checked you were married."

His face grew red and her started to sweat. "Roy and I were intimate with each other Riza."

She stared at him with a blank expression. She didn't know what to think. Hughes had just cheated on his wife of five years with a female version of his best friend. "Maes! What about Gracia and Elysia!" She screamed out.

Hughes looked down at his feet with shame. "Riza, I think I'm in love. I never felt this way with Gracia, I never felt this unbridled passion." The door of the bathroom had opened and Roy had emerged. She looked over to Riza knowing she knew the truth.

"Roy, how could you? Your Hughes' mistress, are you okay with being a home wrecker?" Riza said as she put her hands on her hips.

Roy's eyes started to tear up with is friend's statement. She felt emotions flowing through her at an alarming rate. "I love him!" Both Riza and Maes looked at her with wide eyes. "Please, Riza don't hate me for this." She whispered out.

Riza sighed and went over to her boss. She looked at her and through her arms around the other woman. Riza tired to be as un-stiff as possible, but, with her stoic personalty it was hard. She backed away and looked at the lovers. "Okay, but Maes you have to tell your wife."

Hughes paused and than just nodded.

In the military dorms Al was visiting with Winry. The girl had come down for a visit and the two were catching up while Ed was working.

"Winry?"

"Yeah Al."

He paused and started twiddling with his metal hands. "What do you do when you know someone has done something that has really affected someone's life. And that person doesn't know how it happened but you do?"

"Well Al, as granny always said the truth is the best policy. That person has a right to know what happened to the,/"

"Even if it was someone you cared for and you were afraid they would get in trouble.?"

Winry looked at him with a small smile. "Al, don't protect Ed."

"How..."

She smirked at him. "Woman's intuition.

A/N: Next chapter Roy finds out how she became a woman in Tattletale. Plus will the 30th review suprise be revealed? Read and review.