"I avoid crazy women." Jeremy London

Notes: The gift for 30 reviews is after this, I really wanted to get this chapter up. Also Narutolovesme2, you won the 30th review extravaganza, you may request a FMA one-shot with any pairings. Also beware of stupid 24 references.

Today on Just Desserts: Secrets will be reviled and reacted to.

The following takes place between the hours of 1:00 P.M and 2:00 P.M 'Beep beep'

Maes Hughes was never so afraid to step into his house. He knew he had to do it, Riza would shoot him if he didn't. Basically, he was screwed in every way. He decided to wear a athletic cup, just in case things got ugly. He opened the door cautiously and stepped inside. His little girl saw him and ran up to him as fast as her little legs could carry her. She wrapped her pudgy arms around his leg and squealed in delight.

"Daddy!"

He smiled widely, he prayed that Gracia would still let him see his baby girl. "Elysia! Don't you look so cute today!" He picked her up and spun her around. She smiled and he felt his heart melt.

Gracia came out of the kitchen hearing all of the commotion. She smiled looking at her husband and her daughter laughing and playing together. "Maes your home finally." She smiled warmly. "Dinner is ready honey, bring Elysia into the kitchen."

Hughes paused and grabbed her arm. "Gracia, can we talk before we eat, it's important." She nodded and pushed Elysia off to her room.

"What is it honey? You seem troubled."

Hughes could already feel the sweat dripping down his forehead. "Well...I have something to tell you...damn...it's not easy."

"Ah, ah, ah Maes, no bad language in this house." Gracia said interrupting him.

He sighed inwardly, she was such a stickler when it came language, violence, sex, fun, life... "Sorry. Anyway I want to talk to you about Roy." He continued to explain Roy's transformation as Gracia just stood their and nodded. "Roy and I...we slept together." He cringed waiting for her foot to connect with some part of his body. "I think I'm in love with her." He went back into crash position, awaiting the pain.

"Oh, okay, whatever makes you happy." She smiled widely at him. "You can still see Elysia anytime you want." She gave him a pat on the shoulder.

He stood their baffled, why the hell wasn't she mad? In fact she seemed to be content with the situation. Was she really that sweet and nice...or was she just plain crazy? "Gracia, I cheated on you! Shouldn't you be, I don't know, mad! I broke one of the commandments, I broke our marriage vows! For the love of god I betrayed you! Why. Aren't. You. Mad." He said as he shook her slightly but, she still kept smiling.

"I just want you to be happy Maes." Gracia said, still smiling.

"Well...okay then." He started to back up slowly. He was kind of getting scared, you think you know someone. He went to go get his stuff, maybe she was crazy.

"Have a good time." Gracia said as she waved at him. Yeah, she was definitely crazy.

The following takes place between the hours of 2:00 P.M and 3:00 P.M 'Beep, beep'

Al sat nervously waiting for Colonel Mustang to come down the staircase. He decided to take Winry's advice, the colonel deserved to know. Roy Mustang came down the staircase, apologizing to Al for taking so long. It was the first time he had really got a good look at her after the transformation. The colonel did make a beautiful woman, he felt himself blush, well, if he could blush.

"Alphonse, you said their was something you wanted to tell me." She sat down next to him on the couch.

"Well Colonel, I'm afraid I've been with holding some information from you."

Roy looked over to the armored boy confused. Even with no possible facial expressions she could tell the boy looked guilty. "Well, now I'm curious, what is it Al?"

Al sighed, he getting scared, what if the colonel attacked him? Hopefully she would just focus all of her rage on his brother. "I think I know why you're female now colonel." He watched as her eyes widened and her jaw drop. "Brother did it, as a prank. I doubt he thought it would be a complete transformation." Roy's eyes seemed to be on fire as she promptly stood up from her seat. "Please don't kill him colonel!"

She ignored the young man's plea's as she turned around. "Where is he." She said through clenched teeth.

"Well...I don't really..."

"I said where is he!" Roy screamed at the suit armor and watched him shake.

"He's at the dorm!" Al said as Roy rushed out of the house.

Ed was sitting down, catching up on some research notes, when his dorm room door burst open. Their stood a very angry Roy Mustang with her spark gloves on ready to rock and roll. "What the hell Colonel Bitch, you just wrecked my door! I'm going to have to pay for that out of my salary!" He paused when she came at him and pushed up against a wall. "Hey, I know you get around but I'm not interested in you!"

"You little bastard!" She seethed out. "Your the one who did this to me, for some fucking prank!" She was tempted to wrap her hands around his neck and strangle him right there. She put her fingers in snap position when she felt something weird happening. Her eyes were starting to well up and she felt tears falling down her cheeks. "Why?" Damn, she was starting to cry, in front of him.

For the first time he felt sorry for the colonel. He didn't like it when women cried, even Mustang. "Roy, I'm sorry I guess I went to far. Do you want me to reverse it?" He paused and smacked his head. "Well, that's a stupid question, of course you do."

Roy stayed quiet for a for awhile. "I don't know Ed."

"What!"

"I have other people to consider. I really need to think about this, give me some time." She said quietly. He nodded his head slowly. "You are still going to pay for that prank. I'm cutting your salary and when you least expect it I will probably attack you." Roy said seriously.

The following takes place between the hours of 3:00 P.M and 4:00 P.M 'Beep, beep. Wow this is getting redundant.

"Hey Havo, what are you doing in there? Breda yelled into a flower shop doorway. He was passing by and happened to see his friend in the shop, did he have a date?

"Hey man I buying flowers for Roy." His smile grew when he said her name.

"Oh you didn't hear?"

"What?"

"Hughes and Roy are fucking." Breda cringed, maybe he should have said that a little nicer.

"Why!" Havoc started to yell. "I will win her over, I'll challenge that bastard Hughes to a fight for her!"

Breda just sighed and shook his head. He might want to keep an eye on Havoc for awhile.

A/N: Okay there is another part to this chapter. Will Havoc win Roy's affection? Will Gracia come back into the picture? Will Roy choose to stay a woman (this you get to put in your opinion about.) Please keep reading and reviewing! More to come! Oh and I did make Gracia kind of crazy on purpose. Everytime I read a fic with Hughes cheating on her, she seems to be okay with it. So I just poked a little fun, she's just to damn perfect!