Extra chapter that has nothing to do with the story. This is the thirtieth review extravaganza chapter. This is a what if story? What if Roy Mustang was born a woman? If you like this, I was thinking of writing a story where every character's gender's were the opposite at birth. Drop me a line a nd let me know what you think of the new story and this chapter. If I do write the new story this is probably how female Roy will be. This extra chapter is just female-born Roy, everyone else is their natural genders.
Eight o'clock on the dot and no sign of the Colonel. Riza was growing redder with rage as every minute passed the brunette alchemist hadn't shown up. The other members of Mustang's command were working diligently, or as diligently as they usually worked. She tapped her fingers on her desk and stared at the clock, eight fifteen now, no sign of the Flame Alchemist. Finally fifteen minutes later the door swung open reviling their commander in all her glory. As usual, every aspect of the woman's appearance was perfect. From hair perfectly curled, to makeup done to perfection, not to mention, not a speck of dust was found on her uniform. Her stiletto boots clicked as she made her way into the office. The brunette looked over to her first lieutenant and received a death glare. Mustang looked up at the clock and sighed.
"I'm sorry I'm late, my appointment ran over." Rhianna Mustang flashed her newly french tip manicured nails at her command.
Riza stood up from her desk abruptly. "Colonel, you have a stack of paperwork waiting for you in your office." She stopped and sighed. "Not that I'm your personal secretary Ma'am but, some guy named Josh has called about eight times. You know personal calls are forbidden."
"I told Josh it was over!" She stamped her foot down. "Great, now I've got another stalker to worry about." She started towards her office. "I'm sorry Riza, I told him not to call me here, or again."
Havoc, in all his manly glory stood up a put his cigarette out. "Ma'am, do want to take care of this guy for you." He cracked his knuckles.
Rhianna snorted and glared at the blond. She did not like being treated as a fragile doll, she was a colonel first and a woman second. That was how things would be if she wanted to be the first female führer. "Please Havoc I can take care of this guy on my own, I doubt you could." Rhianna saw Havoc's smirk wipe off his face and he sat down quietly.
It was lunch time and her command shuffled out eagerly to get some substance in their stomach's. Rhianna spot her long time friend Maes Hughes just sitting down at a table. Their relationship was a complicated one, were they friends or lovers, he never would answer the burning question. She loved him, that's all she knew. She was angry he wouldn't acknowledge what they have. Perhaps that's why she just went out with countless men, for a distraction from him.
"Maes!" She shouted out a him and waved her arms. He looked up at her, his glasses opaque from the sun. He smiled and waved her down.
"Their you are. Get something to eat and sit down Mustang!" She got her food and sat next to him. "So..." He fished in his pocket for something and pulled a flat square object out. "Look at Elysia in her new dress! She is the cutest thing isn't she?" He smiled and whipped his head to face her. "When are you going to have a baby Rhianna?"
"Why is that comes up every time we're together. I told you I don't want to lose my figure giving birth." She sighed and glared at him.
His goofy smile left his handsome face and the real Maes Hughes shown through. "Fine I won't mention it again. So, how was your date with John, or Josh. John was the date after Josh right."
He was taking up a snide position with her. Was he just being an ass or was he jealous? "Your being an asshole." She stood up and grabbed her purse. As she was about to go he grabbed her by her arm.
"Sorry." He mumbled out. "Are you still going to come to Elysia's birthday party?"
"I am her god-mother, I'll be their."
Later that night her car pulled up at the Hughes household. She had gotten the doll Elysia had been begging for since she could remember. She looked around to see all the young families pushing their kids to play together so they could sneak a kiss. The woman all gave her glares and the men all stared at her appreciating, what was new? She came in to the house and saw the Elric brothers and their friend Winry talking to Maes. She cleared her throat and the group turned around.
"Auntie Rhia." Elysia screamed and ran over to hug her legs. The little girl still couldn't pronounce her name all the way, but she smiled at the nickname her god-child called her.
"Hey sweetie." She picked up the little girl and cradled her in her arms. She handed the little girl the present and her eyes widened.
"Can I open it now Mommy?" She pleaded.
"Well it is your birthday sweetheart." Gracia smiled at her daughter and nodded to let Rhianna continue.
The little girl smiled and started ripping open the bright colored paper. She squealed in delight when the doll was revealed. "Thank you so much Auntie Rhia." She wiggled to get out of her arms and went to show it to all of her friends.
Rhianna smiled and Gracia tapped her on the shoulder. "Rhianna, can I talk to you in the kitchen?" The other woman nodded and they went into the unoccupied room. "Well, I noticed your neckline is a little low." She pointed at the brunette's dress.
Rhianna face colored. "Oh, I didn't think it was that low."
"Well, I was just thinking of the children."
She nodded, by was this woman a prude or what. Maes was watching the conversation from the living room, he said nothing when Gracia asked her to leave.
A/N: Okay just a little one-shot. Hope you liked it please read and review. Also the next chapter will be the last chapter. But, never fear their will be a squeal called "Easy as Pie."