A/N: Alright Folks we know you've wanted it so we've brought! An almighty sequel to Harry Potter dun dun dunnnn ALBUS POTTER

...did I just see you roll your eyes?!?!?

Moving on. This is a colab. Fanfiction written by two heavy fans of both HP and XD check out our real profiles if you dare

Blacksta1n : (that's me, writer of chap1) specializing in anime stories, mostly yaoi... heh, Naruto, -Man and soon to upload some Fullmetal Alchemist.

Fuzyhead21 : (wicked head of fuzz, writer of chap 2) specializing in the almighty twilight series!

So as you can probably tell by now, together we are writing a story all about Albus' life at Hogwarts and home aka the next generation. We will do this by taking it in turns to write a chapter. Don't worry, it is a comedy- but it's not crack. We have a base plot to follow so fear not.

He was young... he was small; scrawny with ridiculously messy brown hair, lovely green eyes. He was the spitting image of his father. And grand father for that matter.

And he was running for his life.

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHH HELLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" running through the house with his arms flailing in the air, he slipped on the tiles but grabbed the wall for support and continued his flight for life.

"GET BACK HERE. IM GONNA KILL YOU!!" a malicious voice reached his ears recreating his screams.

"NO IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE. LET ME REACH PUBERTY!" He screamed to his pursuer, looking over his shoulder. This was his fatal mistake; as he suddenly ran into a wall that, he swore to himself, was not there before. Before he had a chance to push off and run away again a heavy force rammed into his back pushing the air from his lungs – "oof."

"ahahahaha..." His pursuer snickered into his ear; "I have you now, you will pay my- WHAA!!!!"

The weight was removed from behind the scruffy haired boy and he timidly turned around to see his older brother dangling in mid-air by his ankle. A small smile of victory (even though he didn't do anything) formed on his lips.

"James! Be nicer to your brother! It's his first day tomorrow; we can't have you breaking every bone in his body!"

"Dad!" The young boy previously pinned to the wall ran and hugged his father... Who looked exactly like him, only bigger. "You saved me!"

"Oof" the upside down boy was released from the air's grasp and he fell to the floor with a thud. Getting up and dusting himself off; he fixed his little brother with a murderous glare. The smallest one whimpered and buried his face deeper into his father's clothing.

"Seriously James what could Albus have done to provoke such violent behaviour?" James turned his glare from his brother to his dad and muttered almost incoherently; "I caught him touching my broomstick."

Sigh "that's not that-"

"He was gonna ride it!" he yelled pointing accusingly at Albus.

"No I wasn't! I swear I wasn't. I wouldn't! It's suicide!"

"It's suicide just looking at it. That was my birthday present!"

"Okay I think we should just calm down now-" Harry was trying to, unsuccessfully, tone down what had suddenly become a shouting match.

"Well maybe if you wouldn't get so antsy over it"

"Just 'cause you break everything you touch snot nose!"

"Least I don't have brooms for girlfriends troll breath!"

"-ahhh stop now guys come on-"

"Well at least I'm getting taller shrimpy" James was finding it difficult to insult his younger brother without insulting his dad as well, and it wasn't easy. But he'd hit a nerve- Albus knew he was short for his age. It wasn't exactly a secret. But he didn't like people putting it out so openly all the time.

There was a sudden pause as the atmosphere turned icy and the smaller dopple-ganger's shoulders were shaking.

"Oh look at that, I smell bacon shall we go now?" Harry said, taking advantage of the short silence, finally since James was calming down after feeling he'd won.

"Mmm whatever." Albus mumbled not looking up from the floor and walking between his father and brother to get to the kitchen/dining room, the other two followed behind him whispering.

"I think that was a bit harsh James. You know he doesn't like those comments."

"Yes I know. But he knows that I don't like him in my room, let alone touching my stuff! And my broom at that!"

"I'm sure he's just excited. Tomorrow's the big day! Which reminds me we'd better eat breakfast or your mum'll have our throats. We need to get to Diagon!"

In the dining room Albus was piping back up again, speaking amiably with everyone as though he had not just had a near death experience. They lived in a small comfortable house that from the outside looked fairly normal. Its pale pink walls, pine floorboards. They had a staircase, but the cupboard was nailed shut, and the father of the house always gave that area a wide berth, though he never told his children why this was so. No, this family was not normal, even in their abnormality they were not normal, though they held a lot of respect from others of their kind. And by 'their kind' I mean wizards. Living in this small two story house was a family of five wizards, well; 3 wizards, 1 witch, and 1 witch-to-be, when she eventually got enough years.

The Potter family sat around their mahogany dining table, with their early bacon and egg breakfasts, enjoying their comfortable lives when suddenly:

Ding-dong ding-dong YOU'RE LATE!!!

The alarm clock on the wall screamed at them.

"Oh shit- James quick; light a fire, Albus do something with your hair please! Harry, get my purse!" Ginny yelled, bundling up her family, and ran into the Lounge with her flaming hair whipping about her. In the lounge room however, despite the rush throughout the rest of the house, James was standing there in discomfort by the fireplace. "James, what's wrong? I thought I asked you to light a fire."

"Mum. I can't use magic yet."

Just then Harry waltzed in and brandishing his wand sent the fireplace up in flame; "there we go now. James, you first."

"AHHH! Lilly! Hurry up get in here!"

"It's no fair, I wanna get cool stuff too!"

"It wouldn't matter if you did," James stated, as he threw the flew powder into the fire place creating green flames, "you wouldn't be able to use it for two years anyway! DIAGON ALLEY!" and he vanished in an explosion of emerald flames. As Lilly looked close to tears Albus gave her a nudge telling her how fast two years would go by and Harry found himself wondering how Sirius had managed to influence his oldest son when he wasn't even there.

"Come on now we've got two lists to get through this year, let's move it!" Ginny had very obviously inherited much of her mothers controlling personality and Harry chuckled slightly as he helped her usher the kids into the fireplace.

And so they went; each family member stepping into their green fire, bursting into flame while yelling "Diagon alley!" and disappearing, like their oldest son.

A/N ahhhhh that was fun... cant wait for my next chapter XD... and THE next chapter actually... see if you can notice the difference in writing :P

Hurry up fuzyhead21!!!! XD

Oh and I forgot to mention that each chapter will get longer, that's why this one's so short- it's sort of an extra mini contest ^_^ enjoy!

Blacksta1n

Please review!