It's fuzyhead21!!!
Anyway, yes! I shall be writing this next chapter! MWAHAHAHAA!! *cough* so yeah, this fanfic is shared! So it could get very interesting at times- I'm fairly sure our writing styles are rather quite different
OKAY! On with the story!!!
(blacksta1n) sorry!!! I fixed it now see!! I knew it was only 1 z that was a typo though I must confess I didn't know what your numbers were... but come on where'd youpull 21 from anyway??? :P
(this is blacksta1n hijacking fuzyhead's chapter) this wont normally happen it's just im uploading it for her tonight. ... hello :s
Chapter Two!!! Of ALBUS POTTER!!!
"Diagon Alley!" Albus yelled. "AHHH!!! What the hell! This is lame..." he nicked his elbow on the wall of the chimney as he went on his way to Diagon Alley. He tried to look around him, but only succeeded in losing his glasses through a random chimney. "Aw, crap... dad is gonna kill meeee-OUGH!!!!" and he fell out onto a cobblestone road.
"Why am I going to- OH MY GOD! Where are your glasses, Albus? You didn't drop them" Albus nodded his head, a sheepish grin on his face. Harry's face slowly started turning purple...from anger? "HAHAHAHAHAHAA! Wow, Albus that was stupid."
Albus looked at him, completely stunned at his reaction.
"What? I thought you would be angry!"
"No, that's your mother that will be cross with you- I'd watch out. I have a spare pair here- I suggest you put them on."
"But I wear square ones! These are round!"
"Yeah, aaaaaand?" Harry replied.
"Well, mum will notice!"
"Oh! Riiiight, here we go then" and he flourished his wand, turning the circle glasses, square.
"Thanks dad, can I get out of the chimney now?" Albus said, brushing soot from his shoulders.
"ALBUS!!! Move out of the way! We can't get through!" yelled Ginny. He stumbled out of the fireplace, crashing into James, who was chatting to a bunch of girls from Hogwarts. James turned around, his eye twitching, and the girls talking to him walking away in the other direction laughing. Albus ran. He RAN as fast as he could.
"Oh, shit... NOO!!!" he screamed running down the main street. He turned his head to find James running about five steps behind him. "Someone help me! He's trying to kill me!!!"
"James! Over here!" said a voice to the left of Albus as he streaked past a group of people outside the front of the Quidditch shop. He saw a streak of bright green hair and thought, 'aw man, he has help now! I have no hope!'
"Teddy! Help me get him!"
"Ha-ha! Gladly!" yelled Teddy joining in the chase. Al made a sharp turn into Madam Malkins, in the hope that he could escape them. But he was stopped dead at the door when he crashed head on with a white haired man.
"Oof!"
"What do you think you're doing Potter?" said a voice that seemed to drown in disgust. Albus looked up to see the receding white hairline of Draco Malfoy. "This isn't a playground, you know. You should really watch out- your father would be quite displeased if his own son was causing trouble- although, the apple really hasn't fallen far from the tree with you," Draco sneered. A smaller white haired boy popped out from around his back and stood at his side. Scorpius.
Scorpius- a year older than Albus, the spitting image of his father, and Albus were guessing that he would be just as rude. Scorpius took one look at Albus and turned bright pink in the cheeks.
"Dad, leave him alone..."
"Scorpius! Do not try and tell me what to do!" Draco barked. Al took the momentary distraction as a chance to escape.
He stepped outside, happy to still be alive. "Free- oi!" he ducked suddenly as an owl swooped dangerously close to his head. He walked slowly down the main street of Diagon Alley, distractedly thinking about Scorpius Malfoy. Which was a big mistake to make.
"THERE HE IS!!! GET HIM!" the next 5 seconds of Albus Potter's life would most likely be the worst five seconds that the poor boy had ever had.
Out of nowhere came a horde of people all wielding various items from Zonko's Magic shop. Out the front of the crowd stood Teddy and James, both holding seemingly harmless looking cupcakes.
"You shouldn't have run, Albus. When will you learn?" said James in a menacing voice. A chuckle went through the crowd. Harry walked past the group looking puzzled.
"Dad! Help me!" squeaked Albus. Harry made eye contact with him, and grinned, waving, oblivious that his own son was going to be cup-caked, and started walking towards Gringots Bank. So much for being a genius Auror- he couldn't even see that his son was doomed!!! "You have to be kidding me!" he said, and turned towards the crowd, thinking, 'At least Malfoy isn't around to take revenge...'
"Ah, Potter," said Teddy. "Daddy isn't going to help this time. Shall we make our move now, James?"
"Lets," replied James, a menacing grin on his face. Albus braced himself for an ambush of people trying to do something to him. He shut his eyes hoping it would all go away. Two seconds passed and nothing happened. He opened his eyes and the crowd was gone. He looked down sighing, and saw the two cupcakes that James and Teddy were holding were at his feet. He picked them up cautiously, wondering what they would do. He sure as hell wasn't going to eat them, but they looked so good! All chocolaty, and they smelt so fantastic! He nibbled at the edge of one. Tasted all right, he thought. He went to take a bigger bite, stepping forwards at the same time. But he missed his mouth completely, smooshing the cupcake into the face of another person after tripping over an uplifted cobblestone. He once again looked up (how many bloody times can he fall and look up! XD *sigh*) and looked into the now cup-caked face of Scorpius Malfoy.
"Aw man! I'm s-s-so sorry," Albus stuttered, fearing the worst. Scorpius just looked at him with sad eyes. "Let me clean it for you." He pulled his sweater over his head and reached to clean his face. Scorpius slapped Albus's hand away. "Sorry... can I do anything to make it up to you?"
"Just give me the other cupcake, and leave me alone. I can clean myself," He growled at Albus, eyeing the cupcake in his other hand. Albus figured that if he himself hadn't been poisoned by eating the part of the now smooshed cupcake, that it would be ok to give Scorpius the other one. He handed it over and watched Scorpius take a large bite from the side of the muffin. Scorpius looked at him with a look that said 'ha-ha, it's my muffin now', so Albus started to walk away in the other direction. It was only when he heard the sound of a choking person did he turned around. And there was Scorpius on the ground trying to spit out the muffin, but all to no prevail. His mouth refused to open and he was coughing profusely, trying to rid himself of the muffin. Draco came out of Olivanders wand shop and saw his son on the ground.
"What have you done, you stupid boy!?" he screeched, whipping out his wand. He muttered an incantation and his son's mouth burst open, muffin spraying everywhere. Scorpius looked at Albus with tears and sadness and rage in his eyes.
"I knew it..." Scorpius sadly moaned. "You wouldn't be any different from you stupid and horrible brother. You couldn't be any different, I mean, you're a Potter. I knew my father was right..." and he stood up and walked away towards the exit of Diagon Alley.
"I'm sorry! But, but..." Albus called after him. Man...he thought what a lousy day.
Would you look at that...
I is done!!!
I'm sorry if my chapter was weird- I really need to re-read the books. Well.... Over to you Blacksta1n!!!