What Edward did after he ate that pizza in the Twilight book......
Bella: You're not getting all that for me are you!?
*In Edward's thoughts* OH SHIT
Edward: Of course not, half is for me of course.
*In Edward's thoughts again* YOU BITCH!
Bella: M'kay....
*AT THERE SPECIAL TABLE FOR JUST DEM....... :D*
Edward: *bites into pizza*
*In his thoughts*: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST FU.........I'M GONNA STAB YOU! I'M GONNA FUCKIN STAB YOU!!! YOU BITCH!! YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!
Edward: *Throws Bella the rest of the pizza* O_O....
*AFTER SCHOOL WHEN THEY PAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTT*
Edward: OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
*Edward makes a mad dash for the bathroom*
Edward: *Pushes Rosalie aside*
Edward: MOVE BITCH!!!!!
Edward runs into bathroom and makes a huge dunk.
Edward: Aaaaaah. Much better
.........Even I didn't see that coming and I wrote this........O_o......XD!!!