The real reason Edward hates Jacob
Jacob: Oh, need some help?
Bella: I-
Edward: Jacob, I got it. *SCOWL*
Jacob: *SCOWL*
*In Jacob's thoughts* : HAHA, THAT'S WHY I TOOK YOUR LUCKY CHARMS STICKER!!!! SUCKER!!!!
*In Edward's thoughts*: :O!!!!!!!! T-T!!!!!! YOU MEANIE!!!!!! I'M SO TELLING MY DADDY ON YOUUUUUU
Edward: I leave you alone two minutes, and the wolves decend.
*In Edward's thoughts* MY FOOT IS ABOUT TO DECEND IN THE WOLVES' A-
...............hehe? O_o...