What Edward Did in Volterra, Italy, To Make The Voulturi Agree To Kill Him......
Edward: Aro
Aro: LIKE OH MY GAWDZ. IT'S LIKE EDDIE WARD FUCKIN CULLEN!!!
Edward: WASSUP BITCH!?
Aro: Psh, not much my home boyyzzzz. Wat chu herr fow?
Edward: I'm being emo, so kill me bitch
Aro: Oooh, girl problemz?
Edward: Tellz me about it.
Aro: Oooh, child, I've been there beforez.
Edward: Tragic.....
Caius: :/..............
Edward: YOOOOO ARO! You look goood
Aro: Psh, you know it!
Edward: Except for dem shoes. They tow up.
Aro: O_O........YOU MUST DIE!!!!
Edward: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Aro: Sooo tomorrow when the sun comes out?
Edward: IT'S A DATE! :D
*Author walks off to see mental doctor at an Asylum.....*