Edward's Hidden Secret.......
Bella: Your impossibly fast.....your skin is pale white and icy cold.....you sometimes speak like you're from a different time....you never eat or drink anything.....I know what you are.
Edward: *In his thoughts* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Say it, out loud....Say It!
Bella: Vampire.
Edward: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! OMG!!! for a second there, I thought you actually figured it out XD
Bella: *is shocked into silence*
Edward: *Sucks teeth* Girllllll, you don't know nothin!*snaps fingers in Bella's face* Girlz, I thought chu knewz!
Bella: O_O........
Edward: *sucks teeth louder and stomps foot* It's me fool! *Rips off Edward costume*
Bella: WTF!?! BARNEY!?!?!?!
Barney: Damn straight bitch!
Bella: OMG I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE PRE SCHOOL!!!!!
Barney: I KNOW GIRL!!!!! *Opens arms*
Bella: *JUMPS IN ARMS FOR HUG*
Bella: So, how you is?
Barney: I is aight how are you, you crazy twit
Bella: *in mans voice* Aw man, it's good to see you man
Barney: You too dawg
Bella: *Takes off Bella costume*
Barney: So, you still doing that show?
Bella: *in gay mans voice* Yeah, of course I am. Who else is going to be the fourth teletubie?
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