Why Edward Really Likes To Watch Bella Sleep..........
Bella: *sleeppy sleep sleep.....*
Edward: *Sneaks into room while humming mission impossible*Dun, dun na na na na na.........DUN!!!!!!!!!
Bella: *SPRINGS UP* WHAT THE FUCK!?
Edward: O_O......You don't see anything!!!!!
Bella: Oh. Okay, good night Edward
Edward:'Night Bella! :)
Bella: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *DROOOOOOLLLLLL*
Edward: ew.....
Bella: *Talking in sleep* PURTY PINK PONIES......OH EMMETT, GIRLLLLLLLL YOU SO STUPID!!!! *Laughs like a man on crack*
Edward: *Eye twitches* What......the.....fuck.....?
Bella: Oh, Jasper, you silly boy......of course I like whipped cream....
Edward: HOLY SHIT!
Bella: Oh, yah, right there Jake......mmmm.....perfect........ *GIANT MOAN* SO GOOD!!
Edward: OMFG!!!!!!
Bella: Edward you're so stupid......you don't put it in that hole......
Edward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *Jumps out window*
Bella's Dream.........
Emmett: HEY BELLA! REPEAT AFTER ME!!! PURTY PINK PONIES!!!
Bella: OKAY! PURTY PINK PONIES!!!!!
Emmett; YO MOMMA!! XD
Bella: XD!!!! EMMETT, GIRRLLLLLLLLZ YOU SO STUPID!!!! *Same stupid laugh as I said before*
Emmett: WTF is wrong with your laugh?
Bella: I don't knowz..... *goes cross eyed*
Jasper: HEY BELLA, WANT SOME WHIPPED CREAM ON YOUR SUNDAE?
Bella: Oh Jasper, you silly boy! Of course I like whipped cream!!!! :D
Jacob: Hey, where do I put these chocolate sprinkles!? Here?? *Sprinkles them over ice cream*
Bella: Oh, yah, right there Jake. Mmmmm.....perfect (EATS YUMMY SUNDAE) *GIANT MOAN* SO GOOD!!
Edward: Hey Bella, where does the game controller switch go?
Bella: Edward, you're so stupid. you don't put it in that hole...
Edward: Oops... :)
MORNING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: *Yawns* What a relaxing dream..... Hey where's Edward? I know I saw him last night.....eh oh well......
In Volterra Again........
Edward: KEEEEEL MEEEEE :(
Aro: The dream?
Edward: the dream........
Aro: *rolls eyes*
OKAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING! I'M CRAZY RIGHT!?!?!! WELL, YOU GUESSED CORRECTEDLY! I CAN'T SPELL!!!!! DX!!!!!!! I GET ALL FREAKIN A'S AND I'M THIS RETARDED?!?!?!!?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO!?!!?!???!?!! lol review....OR I WILL STAB YOU!!!!