So far, this seems pretty fun. Like before, no particular order.

Uh oh...Sonic '06...We all know what this means...

SEGA Owns Sonic and the games


Sonic '06 (Game)

Sonic shuddered as he read the script over. He was reading the end part. He frowned, his eyes growing wider. Then he scowled, rushing off to find the director/creator. "What the heck is this?" He yelled, slamming the script onto the desk.

"What?" The director asked, somewhat surprised by Sonic's rude entry.

"'WHAT?!' You guys are killing me in this one! You don't name a game after the main character and then kill him! Seriously! This is supposed to be for kids!" He yelled loudly, throwing his arms into the air.

"Calm down. Calm down." The director placated. "Look, at least you don't die and you get woken up when Elise kis-" He started, then huddled into the back of the chair as Sonic's eyes grew even wider.

"WHAT!? Are you kidding me!?" Sonic screeched, flipping through the script to the end. He paused when he found what he was looking for. His eyes grew steadily wider. He stared at the director. "What day is it?"He asked, his anger gone.

The director stared. "March 27, why?"

Sonic groaned, his head the desk loudly. "I was hoping it was April 1st." He mumbled.

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Tails stared at the "weapon master" the rings in his hand. "You can't be serious." he said.

The weapon master shrugged. "That's what the script says."

Tails took a deep breath, steadying himself. "I'm a kid genius, and I throw rings as my weapon.

The weapon master shifted uncomfortably. "Well when you say it like that, anything sounds stupid..." He muttered, not meeting the bewildered fox's stare.

Tails just gaped at him. He didn't have any words to say what he needed to.

XXXX

Sonic scrambled off the set, wiping his mouth as he ran to the bathroom, leaving a hurt Elise behind.

He ran to the sink, scrubbing his face like he was trying to clean a pie off his face. He stared at the mirror, his tongue hanging out and a look of pure disgust on his face. "I can't believe I had to do that!" He whispered to himself.

"Where's Sonic? We need to do a re-take!" The director's voice sounded outside the door. Sonic groaned, walking outside, pointing a finger at the director. "Look, mister. You're lucky I didn't quit when I read the script, so shut your dang mouth and deal with it. I don't care how bad it is, I'm not doing it again!" He yelled, stalking away and leaving a bewildered director behind him.

XXXX

Sonic just stared at the screen, the game had just come out and Sonic had to test it. He stared at his character-who was currently snowboarding uphill. And that was one of the better things about it. He threw the controller down, not even caring. He stalked to the director's office again. He lifted his fist, then dropped it.

The director yelped as Sonic kicked the door open. He had never seen the hedgehog this upset-then again, he had been like this a lot during the entire shooting. The hedgehog just stood there, staring at the director. "Congratulations." He said in a surprisingly tired voice. "Your game just ruined the Sonic franchise." He said, then walked out, leaving the door open.


A lot shorter than I thought it would be. Oh well. Still fun to write. I didn't cover everything about the game that's a bit off, but I covered some of the big ones. Like last time, a lot of this is for the LOLS, I do really like Sonic. I promise.

Like before, please review. I'll try to take it into account.