Why Bella Can't Be Left Alone While In The Kitchen......
Edward: Alright love, I'll be back later. Can you not kill yourself please?
Bella: *Puts down gun* Awwww. Okay. :)
Edward: O_o.....*backs up slowly and keeps eyes on Bella before closing the door and leaving*
Bella: I'M HUNGRRRRRRRRYYYYY.......OOOOH A NOTE! IT SAYS.................Bella, please go in the kitchen and kill yourself as much as you please! Love, Edward. AWW!! HE DOES LOVE ME!!!
*What Note Really Said......*
STAY!
love Edward
(A/N Bella has a kind of diasease where she only sees and reads and hears what she wants...)
When Edward Came back from hunting..............
Edward: I'm back Be- MOTHER FUCKIN ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH SHIT FU-
*After Edward said every freakin curse word in the book.....in 75 languages.......including sign language.......*
Bella: Um.....oops? *Has blood everywhere*
Edward: WTF BELLA WHY!?!!?
Bella: *Shrugs and walks away*
Edward: *picks up Bambi's mother*
Edward: *holds deer close to heart* WWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PORQUE!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *He says why in 75 languages.....including sign language.....again....... O_o.....*
Upstairs.......
Bella: *finishes venison (meat from deers) sandwich* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
And I repeat; ..............