The Real Reason Edward Says He's A Monster......
Cute little deer: Baaaaaaaaaaa
Edward: DIE MOTHA FUCKA! *Drains deer*
Cute little dear: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Takes dirt nap*
Edward: .............. *drops to knees* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
........................................................................................................ wtf is wrong with me? O_o