What Edward Did In Eclipse After He Left Bella With Jacob..........
Edward: *runs in a really gay like way* CAAAAAAAAARLLLLLLLLLL!!! (a/n if you watched Llmas in hats, you'd know where I gotten that from lol and he's adressing Carlisle)
Carlisle: ????????? What?
Edward: THEY COMIN TO GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Yelps like girl and falls to the ground, hand on his forhead, at Carlisle's feet*
Emmett: ..............MAMA LUIGI!!!!!!!!!! *EXPLODES*
Rosalie: *SIGHS EXASPERATEDLY AND STARTS TO PLAY BARBIE GIRL AND DANCE TO IT RANDOMLY*
Jasper and Alice: *Plays patty cake at vampire speed* (A/N STOP THINKING THAT WAY!!! THE HAND GAME YOU IDIOTS!! DX)
Esme: *Knits and talks on phone* OOOOOH GIRLZZZZZZZZZ YOU SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD!!!!!!!
When Edward Gets Back To Bella.....
Bella: Is everyone alright?
Edward: They're stable....
UMMMMMMMMM OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????????? O_o....????