The Reason Bella Is So Damn Pale.........

Bella: FLORESENCE!

The End...........nah, here's the real reason;

Bella: I'M FIRIN MY LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, that can't be right.......?

Bella: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF!?.........OH! I'm sitting on the 'make characters retarded button'.....my bad X)

Bella: Well, I'm the spawn of Micahel Jackson.

Me: ............................................................................................................................................................Micahel Jackson?

Bella: NO! Not Micahel Jackson! Michael Jackson!!

Me: *checks to see if is sitting on button*

Bella: Here's how you pronounce it! Mick I El, Jacks onny

Me: .............. *checks button again*

Bella: Fine don't believe me then!

Me: Don't worry, I don't. :)

Bella: *HURUMPH!* *STORMS OFF*

I don't even understand what I just wrote down. These are really just senseless drables............. O_o......................???????