Quick Author's Note;
Hey people. I just wanted to point something out. If you haven't already figured this out, then read. If you have, then proceed onto reading the story. Okay anyways, on the top of the page, where it says Rated, Did you notice that it's rated K and the whole story is practically curses and rated M material?
Yeah, that's part of the joke. Anyways, enjoy the story :)
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The Real Reason Edward Left So Fast In Biology
Edward: *Stares like creepy stalker guy who's still somehow sexy as all get out*
Bella: ?????????????? *SWOON*
Edward: *Still stares. And is still sexy as a mother fucker*
Bella: *Stares at out corner of eye*
Edward: *IN THOUGHTS* OH SHIZZZZZ THIS BITCH IS FIIIIIINEEEEEEE!!!! I wonder if I can get her into the janitor's closet.....OMFG NOO EDWARD! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!! *Screams like girl*
BELL GOES OFF!!!!!
Edward: *runs like a bitch*
Bella: ???? waaaaaa............sexy mother fucker....... :(
XD.........