I DO NOT OWN SONIC
CUT TO - INT. AUDITORIUM
Nick & Miles are sitting next to each other, Miles is squirming in his seat w/ enthusiasm, Nick is half asleep, and a MAN w/ a large nose and four hairs on his head at the most, appears on stage.
PERSON:
(Squeaky-ish)
Welcome to Robotnik Industries! I'm Dr. Snively, I am glad that the future geniuses of the next generation can see what we do and I hope to see you all again someday. So let me introduce, the CEO of Robotnik Industries, world renowned inventor and robotocist, Dr. Ivo Robotnik!
TEACHERS & Miles applaud, Nick is dumbstruck, DR. ROBOTNIK, who is slightly overweight, and has a chrome dome, walks on stage. Nick's jaw is hanging open.
DR. ROBOTNIK:
(British Cockney accent)
The future, Is Now! Robotic technology is at our fingertips. I have created an Organic Metal Alloy that can be used to replace lost body tissue-
CUT TO - INT. ENTRYWAY-DAY
A PERSON w/ a comb over, a blue vinyl jacket, horn rimmed jacket, and a camera enters, he is stopped by the SECURITY GUARD.
GUARD:
(Brooklyn accent)
May'a help ya?
PERSON:
(fake American accent)
Yes, my name's Naoto Klyzenski, I'm here to photograph the exhibition for the Daily River.
GUARD:
'Ya hav'u press pass?
"NAOTO":
As a matter of fact I have.
"Naoto" gives Guard a press pass.
GUARD:
Well, i'all checks out, her'ya go.
"NAOTO":
Thank you.
Guard lets "Naoto" through, ounce out of sight, dumps pass, camera, and jacket in trash, scruffs up hair, and stands in back of assembly.
CUT TU - INT. AUDITORIUM-CONTINUOUS
ROBOTNIK (CONTINUED):
-And if that's not enough, I am currently working on a robotic workforce to do things humans can't do, and never be able to do! Any Questions?
A TEACHER raises their hand.
TEACHER:
Doctor, I feel that I'm speaking for everyone here when I ask how you came to such great heights.
ROBOTNIK:
Well, success is not child's play; it necessitates strength, determination, and perseverance. To achieve you must be resourceful, stoical, and also good humored. Anyone else?
Amy raises her hand
ROBOTNIK:
And your name is?
STUDENT:
Amy Rose, will we get any souvenirs?
ROBOTNIK:
Regrettably, no. I have time for one more inquiry.
"NAOTO":
(masculine Russian accent)
I have one.
ROBOTNIK:
Alright, your curiosity?
"NAOTO":
Doesn't that provide a substantial risk factor? Especially for someone with your reputation?
ROBOTNIK:
I do not know where you intend to go by bringing this topic up.
"NAOTO":
Oh, (chuckles) but you do.
ROBOTNIK:
You hold a legitimate point, but, as I have stated countless times before, I will state it yet again: The claims regarding the causes behind the Apatos Incident some 15 years ago are not true. Much less not backed by any factual substantiation. Does that satisfy you?
"NAOTO":
I have nothing more to say.
"Naoto" leaves, Students follow soon afterward.
Interesting, finally starting to make sense.
