I DO NOT OWN SONIC
CUT TO - INT. RESTARAUNT-NIGHT
NICK & AMY are sitting at a table, waiting for their food
AMY:
So... Did you hear about that thing that happened downtown?
NICK:
Yeah.
AMY:
They said it was a blue porcupine-
NICK:
-Hedgehog.
AMY:
What?
NICK:
It was a blue hedgehog, he gave his name as Sonic the Hedgehog.
AMY:
How do you know that?
NICK's heart skips a beat
NICK:
I... I saw it on WSGA.
AMY:
Oh. So I also heared that Levi's getting at you again.
NICK:
Who said that?
AMY:
Sally.
NICK:
You can't beleive everything she tells you, she's a-
AMY:
She recorded it with her phone.
NICK:
Curse you Cingular!
Both laugh
GARÇON arrives.
GARÇON:
Vous Desirez Madamouselle?
What would you like ma'am?
NICK:
I'l have the-
AMY:
Nick, he was talking to me.
NICK:
Oh.
GARÇON:
Tu parles français?
Do you speak French?
AMY:
Moi, oui. Il, non.
Me, yes. Him, no.
GARÇON:
Well then, I'l just talk in english.
NICK:
Thank god.
MANAGER:
Excusez-Moi, garçon?
Excuse me, waiter?
GARÇON:
Oui?
Yes?
MANAGER:
(whispers in his ear)
GARÇON:
Viriament?
Really?
MANAGER:
C'est vrai
It's true.
GARÇON:
Zut, zut, et zut.
Crap, crap, and crap.
MANAGER:
Je regrette.
I'm sorry.
NICK:
Could someone turn on the subtitles please?
AMY:
Nick!
GARÇON:
I have some bad news.
AMY:
Qu'est-ce que ce?
What is it?
GARÇON:
The freezer imploded, all the food went bad.
NICK:
Does that mean we're gonna have to wait even longer?
GARÇON:
It means that we're closing early, sorry.
NICK & AMY leave, NICK mutters swear words under his breath.
AMY:
NICK!
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EUNACIS:
How's that for an endin'
GARÇON:
Quelle horreur!
EUNACIS:
Qu'était-ce que ce?
GARÇON:
Ta mére.
EUNACIS:
WHAT?!
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