I DO NOT OWN SONIC
CUT TO - EXT. ALLEYWAY-NIGHT
A HOMELESS MAN with a sock hat, a light brown overcoat, and fingerless gloves, is walking down said alley, he passes a rat.
HOMELESS MAN:
Hey Darrel! That Guy With The Hat gave me $8 to see a movie again...
THE RAT blinks.
MAN (Continued):
AND OH MY GOD! IT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE I EVER SAW!!!!
A MAN comes out from behind a dumpster.
DUMPSTER MAN:
Pssst! Hey!
HOMELESS MAN:
My name's Lester, that's long for Lassie, which is short for Lester, which i-
DUMPSTER MAN (Interupting):
That's Great! Where do you live?
LESTER:
In a pie.
DUMPSTER MAN:
Do yo want a Niiice, Waaarm, Beeed?
LESTER:
Can hamburgers see the future?
DUMPSTER MAN:
I guess.
LESTER:
Yipee-Skippy!
LESTER walks past the DUMPSTER MAN into a door, it closes behind him. DUMPSTER MAN removes mask revealing to be DR. ROBOTNIK.
ROBOTNIK:
Wow, if I knew people were this thick I'd have done this years ago.
LESTER:
Uh, sir? It's dark in here, dark is on my list, can I have Darrel with me? I'm hungry, have you seen any movies late-
ROBOTNIK pulls a hidden lever, You know what happens next.
NEXT CHAPTER SOON
Again: I'm looking for someone to make this into a graphic novel (preferebly a manga)
ALSO: (hint hint) I would love this story to live up to its name.