I DO NOT OWN SONIC

CUT TO - EXT. FORT-DAY

NATIONAL GUARDSMEN are running past a sign saying: FORT HILL NATIONAL LANDMARK. Doing battle against an army of robots, the COMMANDER is behind a rock talking on a two-way.

COMMANDER:
Bianco to base! Bianco to base! We're giving them everything we've got! They're still advancing! Repeat! THEY'RE ADVANCING!!!! DO YOU COPY?! THEY'RE ADV-

COMMANDER turns around to see a robot, it mashine guns him.

COMMANDER:
Ugh!

CUT TO - EXT. CITY-DAY

SONIC, carrying a YELLOW FOX, arrives next to the fort, puts the FOX down.

FOX:
(freaking)
They invented the speed limit for very good reasons!

SONIC:
C'mon Miles,you promised.

MILES:
I never promised to enjoy it!

SONIC:
You did promise to do this.

MILES:
Let's get this over with.

SONIC and MILES walk up to the fort.

GENERAL:
Who do we have? Sonic the Hedgehog, and, who is this? Tails the Fox?

GENERAL laughs at his witticism.

TAILS:
Oh, very funny. Who are you? Eggman?

SONIC and TAILS botl laugh, EGGMAN gets pissed.

EGGMAN:
Well then, may this Eggman inform you that these robots are actualy innocents?

SONIC & TAILS:
WHAT?!?!

EGGMAN:
Yes, although, they're nobodies, homeless bums, the world would be better off without them, so, if you want to destroy them, be my guest.

SONIC & TAILS freak, go after Eggman, but he hops on a big hollow ball thing, they run to the fallen Commander.

SONIC:
Is he alive?

TAILS:
(feels his pulse) He's ok.

SONIC:
How can he be alive? Much less ok?

TAILS:
He's wearing a vest, see? (pulls off jacket revealing black vest)

SONIC:
Oh.

TAILS:
That'l do Hedgehog, that'l do.

SONIC:
Very funny, now, c'mon.

TAILS:
Home?

SONIC:
No, To the university.

TAILS:
Why?

SONIC:
Because.

TAILS:
Because why?

SONIC:
Because we need to find out how to undo the robots, and Spargonia University has the biggest collection of brainiacs this side of Melport.

TAILS:
Woah! Nick, you've been doing your homework.

SONIC:
This stuff is important.

TAILS:
For you maybee, the Guardsmen are safe, I'm outa here.

TAILS prepares to walk away, SONIC grabs him by the tails, TAILS spins them, and SONIC, all around.

SONIC:
WOOOOAAAAH!

TAILS:
You promise to let go?

SONIC:
YEEEES!

TAILS:
THEN LET GO NOW!

SONIC lets go, TAILS begins to fly off.

SONIC:
Uh... Miles?

TAILS:
Woah.

SONIC:
Way past cool.

TAILS:
(Hums Superman Theme)

SONIC:
Sooo...

TAILS:
I guess I could hang a little longer, besides, I always wanted to meet this one guy.

SONIC:
Who?

TAILS flies off, SONIC trailing him.

SONIC:
Miles? You're scaring me.

SONIC & TAILS head west, not noticing that they're being followed by a man, about 15, with the letters У Ю Д Я tattoed on his left knuckles.

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