I DO NOT OWN SONIC

CUT TO - EXT. CAMPUS-DAY

Shows a sign saying: SPARGINIA UNIVERSITY: Est. 1896. Move in through a window into an office, where an OLD MAN is grading term papers.

OLD MAN:
Turnbull, 5.5, so close...

ANOTHER MAN enters.

OTHER MAN:
Professor Pickle?

PICKLE:
Yes Cederic?

CEDERIC:
There are two, well, they appear to be animals.

PICKLE:
Animals?

CEDERIC:
Anthropomorphic animals.

PICKLE:
(intreigued)
What are they like?

CEDERIC:
There's a blue hedgehog, and a yellow fox, with two tails.

PICKLE:
Inconceivable, send them in.

CEDERIC LEAVES, later returning with SONIC and TAILS.

TAILS:
Uhhm, hi.

SONIC:
Hey.

TAILS:
(suddenly)
I'm a huge fan!

PICKLE:
Of, Walt Disney?

TAILS:
No, of you.

PICKLE:
Me?

SONIC:
Yeah, he's a nork.

TAILS & PICKLE:
Nork?

SONIC:
Nerd, plus dork, equal nork.

PICKLE:
Oh. So, do you have names?

SONIC:
Yeah, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, and this is Tails the Fox.

TAILS:
Tails the Fox?

SONIC:
Yeah, I thought the name stuck.

TAILS:
Pshaw!

PICKLE:
Could you two stop arguing?

SONIC & TAILS:
We're not arguing.

PICKLE:
I used to have boys, I can tell when little kids are arguing.

SONIC:
Great, I want a genius, I get a babysitter.

TAILS:
So, we have a problem.

PICKLE:
What kind?

TAILS:
Eggman has caused cellular trans-mutation into a semi-organic metal alloy, and also apparently excert mental control...

SONIC:
Not to mention that he turnrd people into zombie robots.

TAILS:
That's what I just said flubberbrain.

SONIC:
Hey!

PICKLE:
Will you two desist with this childish behaviour?

SONIC & TAILS:
Sorry.

PICKLE:
Don't appologise to me, appologise to each other.

SONIC:
Sorry Tails.

TAILS:
Sorry Ni-I mean Sonic, caught myself.

PICKLE:
Now back to the problem.

TAILS:
We need to find a way to reverse the effect of this, robotification.

PICKLE:
Well, this Eggman probably has a "robotifier" wherever he has set up shop.

TAILS:
So if we could find his robotifier, we could reverse-engineer it to make a "de-robotifier"

PICKLE:
Theoreticly, to cause such exponential trans mutation, it would require a copious quantity of beta radiation to be channeled through a quantum funnel.

TAILS:
So we only need to remove the generator and funnel, which should most likely be in one peice.

SONIC:
Woahwoahwoah hold the phone, remove? As in remove meaning steal?

PICKLE:
Steal, borrow, remove, commandeer, yes.

SONIC:
You guys are insane, geniuses, but insane. I'm in.

TAILS:
That's a releif.

PICKLE:
Do I have to seperate you two?

YEAH BABY YEAH NEXT CHAPTER SOON