Lifting my head up off the ground, which felt quite strange, I dusted myself off to see hooves.
Equestria!
"Yes!" I Shouted.
Epic win. Why didn't I just come here first?
I atracted a few glares from a few ponies passing by, and realised that I had stood up on my hind legs ONLY.
And, I knew enough of the pony anatomy to know that I was feelin' the breeze.
I blushed and fell to all fours.
Most ponies stood shocked, except for a couple mares, who looked a bit... you know.
"Carry on!" I said, waving them off.
I walked slowly at first, trying not to stumble and make friends with the ground again.
Suddenly, a small Demi-rift(As I had dubbed them) opened, and a small device flew out at speeds so fast they would make Rainbow Dash jelly, and hit me in the face.
"Ughf!" I mumbled as the black device hit me in the temple.
I picked it up (somehow), and it looked like my old Ipod that I left in my old Deminsion.
"Nifty." I said to myself, turning on the player and put the earphones, which were reshaped to fit my new ears, in my ears.
Searching through the player, I found one of my favorites, Clint eastwood, by the Gorrilaz, and started it.
I walked through ponyville as the music played and I was humming to the song.
Eventualy, a few ponies started noticing the strange device that connected to my ears.
I started singing, doing what I do best, (Other than singing)Making a fool out of myself.
"The escense the basics,
without did you make it Allow me to make this,
child like good nature,
Rythm, you have it or you dont!
That's a falacy,
I'm in em' Every sproutin' tree,
every child a piece,
every cloud and sea,
you see wich' ya eyes,
and see the structure and demise,
curroption in the skies,
From this Enterprise,
now I'm suckin' to ya lives,
Through russel's not his muscles but precusion and a vibe!"
I stopped singing, pretending to just now notice the looks I was getting.
"What? The sing all the time in manehatten." Nice one, Chris.
The ponies resumed they're goings on, except for a few mares, who had THAT LOOK.
I need a mirror.
"Well, I've got to go." I said, cantering away from the group of slightly swoony mares.
Ten minutes later...
I walked by the Sugar Cube Corner, being taken control of by a force that came straight from my stomach, and trotted towards the doors.
Half way there, I was curious about if I was a unicorn, pegasus, or earth pony.
I felt my forehead for anything, and came across nothing, and tried to flare my wings (If I had them.), and out from my sides, two feathery wings popped out.
"Sweet." I said to myself.
I walked through the doors to the Sugar Coma Corner, as I had just dubbed it. (I'm good at Dubbing things.)
"Just a second!" I heard a feminie voice, and presumed that it was Mrs. Cake.
Afirmative. Mrs. Cake walked out from a back room and to the counter.
"What can I get you?" She asked, putting down a tray of cupcakes.
"I just need a bathroom." I said, shifting slightly so it looked like I had to go.
"Customers only." She said with a "I have to do this" faces.
"Alright. I'll have five chocolate chip muffins please." I said.
By the way, I don't think I told you that I love muffins, did I?
Well, I LOVE MUFFINS. Just another reseaon to make Derpy my favorite pony.
She nodded."Down that hallway." She said, pointing,Hoofing, or whatever you call it when you point at something without fingers.
"Thanks." I said, walking down the hallway and into the stallion's room.
Stopping my strange walking, I looked in the mirror.
I was a bright red pegasus with green hair and black streaks in my mane.
"Nice." I said to myself. I hope that doesn't cause someone to go insane.
I noticed my hair looked a little bit like Vinyl Scratches hair, except with more points.
I walked in one of the stalls and flushed for added effect. What can I say? I'm a sucker for detail!
I trotted out of the bathroom and smelled the delicious smell of chocolate chips and muffins COMBINED.
The Tray full of muffins was sitting on the counter.
My mouth watered for the delicious taste of chocolate, mixed with that delectable dough...
"Are you gonna come and pay for them?" Mrs. Cake said, Interupting my sweet train of thought.
"I can't. But I'm new in town! Doesn't that give me anthing?" I asked, desperatly wanting those muffins.
The mare thought for a second.
"I'll give you them for free, but just this time because your new in town!" Mrs. Cake said, handing(Hoofing? Not even going there.) me the tray.
"Thank you so much!" I whispered, savoring the moment.
I took them outside and sat on an uncomfortable metal chair.
I really didn't care at the moment, as I picked up the first muffin, slowly putting it up to my mouth, savoring every nanosecond of the moment.
I took the first bite.
"AAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed with the delicious taste filling my mouth.
I heard a door open violently.
Suddenly, a wall-eyed pegasus landed straight across from me, on the other side of the table.
She sat up, simply not giving a f*** about the fall, and only caring about the muffins.
First mare that isn't married to do that.
"You want one?" I asked, even though I already knew the answer.
"Do I ever!" She yelled, widening her mouth and throwing her face over the muffin, concealing the muffin in her mouth.
I heard a swallowing sound and Derpy lifted her head with a huge smile on her face.
"Uumm... Was that good?" I asked, not really sure what to say to a person-or pony- that has done that before. I mean, I do stuff like that daily, but never really saw anybody-or in this case, anypony-do something as strange as that.
"You bet!" She said loudly.
"Well, I should probably get going now." I said, putting the rest of the muffins in my mouth(Don't ask how. It's magic.).
Fifteen Minutes later...
Were to next? I should probably meet Pinkie Pie first, so she doesn't flip her mane(PONY SPEAK!) about the party. Twilight next I guess, Rarity, then Rainbow Dash, and then Fluttershy!
Instant Plan!
I walked around Ponyville for about five minutes before seeing a pink blob bouncing down the street.
I cantered(I like that word.) over to her, but before i got twenty feet(Hooves? No! I'm not getting into that!) close to the hyper mare, she zoomed up to me.
Brace for impact!
"Hey! I'?Ineedtothrowaparty!maybeIshouldmakea-" Pinkie stopped when she actualy looked at me.
I looked awkwardly from side to side.
"Yep! Your new here!" She said quickly.
"Right. So you said something about a party?" I dared continued.
"Oh yeah! Do you have a place yet?" Pinkie asked ecstaticly.
"No..."
"Good! You can stay with me!"
"Woah, Woah! I'm good, thanks. I'll find a hotel, Okay?"
Pinkie looked a bit disapointed.
"But we'll still have a party though."
"Great! It'll be at the library!"
"Why there?"
Pinkie Pie had ran off before I finished.
Well, that was interesting. I guess that Twilight will be last stop.
Rarity then.
I walked to the carosoul butique in about five minutes.
I knocked on the door.
"Coming!" I heard Rarity's voice shout.
The door opened to Rarity.
I should have thought about this before.
Rarity looked at me with half closed eyes. You know. THE LOOK.
"I just want a saddlebag." I said, just plain old tired of that happening with almost every mare.
"Sure thing. Why don't I give you one for free since your new here." She said, going up stairs for a moment and coming down with a bright green saddlebag with black trims.
"Here you go." She said, handing me the saddlebag.
"Thanks." I said, trotting away.
I could have sworn I heard Rarity say, "That Flank." I might just have to see a surgeon.
Well, It was at least three in the morning, and there were a few clouds around, so I decied to practice flying as I waited for Rainbow Dash.
I Flapped my wings slowly at first, getting the hang of it, and eventualy getting pretty good at it.
Alright. "Loop de friggin' loop!" I shouted sucsesfully pulling of a full loop de loop.
"What's next?" I asked myself.
Fastest speed why not?
I flew up quite fast, and noticed other ponies watching my antics.
Looking down, the ponies looked like little coloured dots.
"Here I go." I said to myself, flying downwards at amazing speeds.
I felt my face begin to pull back with the amount of force my body was taking.
Mach four? Maybe.
A cone began to form infront of me.
Suddenly, I heard a loud explosion behind me, and my vision was impaired because part of the cone surronding me was green and black.
Did I just pull off a sonic rainboom? Or was It a sonic boom. Whatever.
I pulled myself up, and lowered myself to the ground to see ponies staring at the sky.
I looked up and saw that I had been leaving a trail of black and green behind my, and also created an explosion of the two colours.
I saw a cyan pegasus fly to the scene.
Rainbow Dash.
"Somepony else made a sonic rainboom?" The rainbow maned pegasus asked noone in particular in disbelief.
I flew up to her.
"Well, if it makes you feel better, it wasn't really a sonic rainboom. More of a sonic boom. Still thinking of a name though." I said, patting her on the back.
"Hold on, You did that? Someone completely new to ponyville?" She asked in disbelief.
"Well, I did live before I came to ponyville. So the fact that I'm not from ponyville doesn't really mean I'm not as good a flier as anypony else."
"I've got to go." She said, flying away.
"Hold up! What's your name?" I asked.
"Rainbow Dash. Your's?" I had been thinking of this all day.
"Impact Point. I'll see you around." I said, waving goodbye.