I flew to Fluttershy's cottage, and got a glimpse of the everfree forest.
The forest was eerie, and dark. Almost unatraly so.
Trying to ignore the menacing place, I landed at the wooden door of the cottage and knocked.
Fluttershy opened the door, and 'Eeped' at seeing me.
"Hi. You are?" I asked, trying to see Fluttershy from behind her mane which she had hidden behind.
She mumbled something very quietly. The fact that she was looking at the floor didn't help either.
"Well, I'm Impact. Impact Point." I held up a hoof.
Let's see. What can I do that is animal related to get her out of her own mane?
"Be right back." I said, going to the side of her house.
I opened up a mini-rift.(You know marry poppin's bag? It's like that.)
Searching for a dragon I might have found once in my travels, I pulled it out, and held like a baby in my arms.
This dragon had a large scar on his back from rival dragons and such.
I walked back to the door and knocked a second time.
Fluttershy took one look at the dragon and pulled me inside.
"That's a baby dragon!" She exclaimed.
"Yeah, well, that's not the problem." I said with a worried look.
"What is?" She asked caringly.
I turned the dragon around to reveal his scar.
"Oh that poor thing!" She said, jumping up.
"The thing is, a Unicorn used magic that sealed the wound for a temporary time, and that time is almost out." I explained with the same worried look.
"I have just the thing!" Fluttershy flew to her kitchen and opened a cupboard.
She pulled out a bottle that had the words "Dragon Oint.".
"Here, put this on the scar. Then the next day it won't be there!" She said, Hoofing(Desicion made!) me the bottle.
I rubbed the ointment on the dragon's scar.
"Thanks. Your my go-to girl for things like these." I said, leaving.
Twenty minutes later...
I arrived at Sweet Apple acres, the place that I wasn't exactly enthusiastic about.(Cows.)
I saw Big Macinstosh plowing fields(These ponies really need better tech!)
"Scuse' Me!" I shouted, trying to get his attention.
"Eeyup?" Copyright Big Macintosh.
"Do you know where Applejack is at the moment?" I asked, getting a glare.
"Eeyup. Why?"
"I was hoping I could talk to her."
He still gave me the look that said "I know what your up to".
"Oh! No, No, she's not my type. I mean, not saying that your sister isn't pretty, I just, the problem is, She doesn't really ignore physiscs like somepony I know. So yeah."
Nice one. Now he's gonna tell Pinkie Pie. Then I'll have to explain to her, then that's when stuff happens.
"She's out by the barn preparing for the summer sun celebration and the family reunion." Big Mac said, continuing his plowing.
The summer sun celebration? Was I put in Equestria before or after the first episode?
I Noticed Twilight talking to Applejack.
"Yo!" I shouted.
"What?" Both Applejack and Twilight asked, confused.
"Nopony ever say 'Yo' to you before?"
They both looked at eachother.
"Nope." Applejack replied.
"Well anyways, I'm Impact Point. Nice to meet you." I said, holding out my hoof.
Applejack shook my hoof, as I expected, quite strongly.
"Quite a handshake you've got there..."
"Applejack! Ponyville's best athlete!"
"You are?" I asked, turning to Twilight.
"My name is Twilight Sparkle. Faithful student of Princess Celestia." She said, shaking my hoof lightly, nowhere near as strong as Applejack's hoofshake.
"What brings you here?" Applejack asked.
Why was I here? EXCUSE ACTIVATED!
"Princess Celestia wanted me to help check the preparations for the Celebration." Please work...
Twilight seemed a bit shocked.
"You? Why?" She asked.
"Don't know. Food preparations is first, right?"
"Yeah."
"Your a bit late though, I just checked food prep."
"Is all well?"
"Yep. Spike, check that off the list."
Spike, who I had just now noticed, check marked a box on a peice of paper.
"Next is the weather. We're looking for a pony named Rainbow Dash clearing the clouds." Spike proclaimed, jumping off Twilight's back."
"Oh, I already got that. This was my last stop." I said, not wanting to go back to where I had been again.
"Even the decorations?" Twilight asked, still slightly suspicious.
"Yep. She wanted a party at the library. Not sure why."
"Hmm. Strange. Well, I'm living at the library, so she'll have to cancel it."
"I heard Pinkie Pie throws quite the party, so..."
"What are you gonna do?" Twilight asked with suspicion.
"She throws parties for anypony new in town, aperently. So she probably has something planned for you too."
"I'm not really a party pony."
"Well I am!" I finished, flying at high speeds towards the library.
I glanced behind me to see Twilight look a bit annoyed.
Poor thing. Aint' stopin' me though!
I saw the library at least twenty feet away from me and landed at the door.
"Here goes nothing." I said to myself, bucking the door open.
"SUPRISE MOFOS!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.
"Welcome to ponyville!" at least fifty ponies yelled, not even matching me.
Pinie Pie bounced right infront of me.
"Hi Impact! Is Twilight with you? I was gonna make it a twofer!" She said quickly.
"She's coming." I replied with a smirk.
"YAY! DJ start the music!" Pinkie yelled to the DJ across the room.
"Let's spin this stuff!" Epic pie time. I love ponies.
Dubstep started playing.
I should show these ponies what real dubstep is. Later.
Twilight burst through the door panting heavily.
"Wha..." Twilight seemed extremely suprised.
"I told you so!" I said, doing the 'I told you so' dance.
That actualy attracted a few laughs.
I cantered over to the DJ booth and whispered to the DJ, who I saw was Vinyl Scratch.
"Can I take a request?" I asked.
"Sure thing. What is it?"
I gave her a record that I had pulled out of a mini-rift when you weren't watching(It's magic, I ain't gotta explain S**T).
"Thanks." I whispered, walking to the middle of the room.
"How's the party?" Pinkie Pie suprised me.
"Just the mare I was looking for! You can dance, right?" I asked a question that I knew the answer to.
"Can I!"
"Good. Cause' this next song is a doozy."
The lyrics began to play.
"Watch out here I come."
A happy face grew (Well, even happier face) across pinkie's face.
"I love this song!" She exclaimed.
She began to do that thing they do in russia, where the cross they're arms and kick they're legs out, an I did the same. I have experience.
"You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round"
"If I! I get to know your name!
Well, I! Can take your private number baby!
All you know about me!
You look like lot's of fun!
Open up your love cause I want someone"
Me and Pinkie Pie had created a circle for us to dance.
"I set the sights on you!
And I! I've got to have my way now Baby!
All you know about me!
You look like your havin' fun!
Open up your love and whatch out here I come!"
"You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round round round,
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round!"
"I! I got be your prinell baby!
And I! Would like to move in a little bit closer!
All you know about me,
that you look like your lots of fun Watch out here I come!"
"You spin me right round baby right round Like a record baby right round round round!"
"I want your love!
I want your love!
All you know about me!
You look like your lots of fun!
Open up your love!
And watch out here I come!"
"You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby, right round round round You spin me right round baby right round,
like a record baby right round round round!"
Pinkie was not even close to exhaustion, neither was I.
Twilight had just been sitting in the crowd, probably wondering why The princess would send somepony like Moi, to help oversee preperations.
"I never knew you could be such a party animal!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"Neither did I!" I replied.
"Want some punch?" She asked.
I just got an evil idea.
"No thanks. There is food here, right?"
"Of course there is, silly!"
"Thanks." I walked over to the food table, which had the punch bowl on it.
If Berry Punch is at this party, well... this will be 20% cooler. I had to say it.
I snuck off to the bathroom for a second and opened a mini-rift.
I rummaged around for a bit and pulled out a bottle of a certain type of liquid...
Pinkie Pie's POV
I trotted over to the food table and took a cupckae that I had made.
Just then, I saw Impact come from the restroom holding a bottle of something behind his back.
"Hi Impact!" I called over.
"Hey. Want to see something halarious?" He asked me with a smile.
"Do I!" I responded. What was he going to do?
He took the bottle and slowly poured a brownish liquid into the bowl.
"What's that?" I asked curiosly.
"Vodka. It's a little something I made." He said, walking around, as if he was looking for something.
"Ah ha! Here she is." He said.
"Who?" I asked, even more curious than before.
"Berry Punch."
"Oh."
"Berry Punch, Right?" He greeted the mare, who was acting kinda silly, and was wobbling a bit.
"Sure is!" She said, wobbling even more.
"Have you had the Punch?" He asked her.
"No, I have my own drinks." She asked, Stumbling.
"Trust me, this is better. Just one taste."
"Alright, fine." Berry said, stumbling to the Punch bowl.
Impact's POV
This was gonna be awsome.
Berry Punch ignored the cups alltogether and poured some of of the punch into her mouth with the bowl.
She began to stumble around a bit, until going up to a stallion with yellow fur and a red mane.
"Hey! I'm gonna ride you." She said.
Pretty suddle.
"What?" The stallion looked confused, then Berry Punch jumped on his back, and began spurring him, causing him to gallop around the room.
Literaly. She was on his back, riding him like a cowgirl, but in this case, cowpony, and was kicking his sides.
A mare Unicorn with silver fur and a grey mane began chasing after the two.
"You get off my husband!" She yelled in a british accent, galloping after them.
Pinkie Pie had walked up behind me, laughing crazily.
"That was hilarious!" She exclaimed, falling on her back.
"Your tellin' me."
*THUD*
I heard books fall to the ground and saw the same mare from before elbow drop something.
"What? He was cute!" I heard Berry Punch say.
The stallion stumbled out of the fray, holding his sides.
Berry Punch took a book and slammed it against the mare's head.
She seemed a little bit dazed, but kept fighting.
Talk about horse play.
I looked back at the punch bowl to see Colgate, Carrot Top, and Lyra taking drink's from their cups which had been recently been refilled.
"Good luck in the fray ladies." I said, trying not to make it to obvious that it was the punch that caused the fight.
"AAugghh!" One of the mares yelled.
I turned around to see Berry and the mare grappling up the stairs, close to the railing.
The first mare got to her hooves and grabbed Berry by the collar fur and put her down right in front of the railing.
The mare took a few steps back.
"This. Is."
Is she about to do what I think she is?
Berry looked confused for a second.
"EQUESTRIA!" The mare yelled, running towards Berry and kicking her over the railing.
That was epic. If I had a Click remote right now, I would rewind that.
"That's for riding my husband!" She said.
She jumped off the railing elbow first, right onto Berry.
"And that's for the rest!" She finished, wiping her hooves off and walking away.
"One second Pinkie Pie." I said, walking towards the mare.
She was talking to her violated husband.
"I told you to be careful around her!" She said, rubbing some medicine on the bright red spots on the stallion's side.
"Hey, sorry about that whole thing." I apoligized.
"Why do you need to be sorry?" She asked, confused a bit.
"I might have spiked the punch. Alot."
"Your lucky I just came out of a fight."
"Yeah, well. I wanted to talk to you about the thing you said, before you kicked Berry over the rail."
She stopped treating her husband and turned around to speak to me.
"And?"
"Well, I think we can relate. You ever hear the term, pegasister, or brony?"
"Yes. Your a..." She looked around to see if anybody was looking.
"Human." I finished.
"Well, then. Nice to meet you!" She said, extending a hoof, and I shook it.
"How did you get here?" She asked me.
"Well, normaly, you wouldn't belive me but... Yeah. I was given a sythe that cuts open part of the world and opens up a dimension rift, and you can move between dimensions." I explained.
"Well, you must have left one open, because that's how I got here. Through a cut, or something in the air."
"Well, then, Name's Chris, but you can call me Impact, short for Impact Point. You?"
"Snowy magic. Real name is Elizabeth. Nice to meet you, Chris."
"Right back at cha'. I have to get back to the party. stop anymore fights." We both chuckled.
I walked back to the main room when the party was slowing to a halt.
Pinkie Pie Bounced up to me(Again).
"That was a great party! Don't cha' think?" She said while bouncing.
"Yeah. Listen, I gotta turn in, I'm gonna be job hunting tomorrow." I yawned.
"Good Night Impact. I wonder if the cakes are offering jobs!"
I'm not really a good cook. See ya' tomorrow." I said, walking to the hotel.