Just an accident

by Sploder94

When a boy finds a scythe that opens cut in the world that allows him to go to different dimensions, what will he find? Who will he meet? Rated T for Censored swearing, Occasional violence, and sexual references.

6. Pinkie Pie style

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Some of my friends asked for Their ponies to be in the story, so here it is.

Chapter 5

I was walking about ponyville, helping the Cakes with some deliveries.
"Up next..." I said, pulling a note out of my saddlebag.
"For the new pony in town, Eh? I'll be sure to act as high as possible as a Pinkie Pie substitute." I said to myself, laughing at my own joke.
The address was actually to Sweet Apple Acres, and not a house.
I walked to the Acres anyway. Hey, maybe one of Applejack's family members were mistook for new ponyville...ians.
Big Mac was plowing the fields and I heard hooves slamming against trees in the background.
However, they were more frequent this time.
"Howdy there, Impact!" Big Macintosh greeted me, friendlier than before.
"Hey. I have a delivery of cupcakes. To 'The new pony in town'. I wasn't given a name." I said, checking the note a second time.
"Well, there is a new pony here. She's out bucking trees with Applejack." He said, panting heavily.
"Danke." I said, trotting to the acres.
I saw Applejack talking with a mare with bright magenta fur and a mint green mane.
"Goats? That's interesting. We get our milk from cows here in ponyville." Applejack said.
"Well, Alot of things are 'interesting' from where I come." The magenta pony replied in a voice that sounded all too familiar.
"Scuse' me! Are you new here?" I asked.
"Yeah. Why?" The pony replied.
"I've got a delivery from the Sugar Cube Corner. Oh, right I almost forgot."
I began bouncing towards the new pony.
"Welcome to ponyville! Free cupcakes!" I said in a Pinkie Pie voice, pulling the box of cupcakes out of the saddlebag and in front of the pony.
I shook my head as if I were coming out of a trance.
"Alright, now that that's sorted out, I'm Impact Point." I held up my hoof.
Instead of shaking my hoof like most ponies, she bumped it with her own.
"Dragon. Dragon Scales. It's a pleasure." She said.
"About time somepony hoof bumped. It's like nopony knows what it is." I joked.
Scales seemed to have realized something, because her expression was blank, and she was silent.
"Yo Dragon Scales... Y'all right?" I asked, waving a hoof in front of her face.
"Yeah, it's just... you sound like somepony I knew before I came here." She said, shaking her head.
"One of those feelings I guess. Enjoy you cupcakes." I said, leaving the orchard.
And that's that. I trotted back to the Corner.
"Did you get them all?" Pinkie asked with a large grin.
"Sure did. I'm a pretty good Pinkie Pie." I joked.
"I bet! See you later!" She said as I left for my house.
I did a little thinking(Like I said, There is a first for everything) as I walked.
I wonder if they have cocaine in Equestria... That would explain Pinkie Pie's behavior. But what am I saying, it's never boring with Pinkie around!
"Impact!" I heard Scales call.
I looked back to see her running towards me.
"You okay?" I asked. Had she gotten into trouble on her first day? Well, I'm surprised I didn't.
"No, It's just... you... hoof... pegasister..." Scales said between pants.
Another human? That was fast.
"Breathe, okay. Your a..." I stopped, looking around dramatically.
"Human?" I finished.
"Yeah, We knew each other on earth!" She said loudly.
"Shh! Come with me, I have a place. We can talk alone there." We walked to my house ad I locked the door behind me.
"Okay, now you can talk." I said, turning towards her.
"Do you not remember my voice?" She asked.
"Olivia?" Was it her? How did she get here?
"Yes, it's me. Did you forget already?"
"Mm... possibly." I joked.
You see, Olivia was a great friend I had had before, well. This happened.
Sure, we had our falling outs, be we would always make up.
"How did you get here?"
"Well, I might have stumbled through a hole in time and space..."
"I'm gonna bring in Barrack Obama at this rate." I joked.
"What do you mean?"
"I opened those 'holes' and didn't close them, alowing anything to ge through. They close, eventualy."
"Oh, wow. Nice."
"Yeah well, I can't change dimesions anymore so, your stuck with me!" I said, putting my hooves in the air.
She giggled at my joke.
"Different dimension, same Chris."
"Unfortunatly so, but anyways, I'm going shopping, want to tag along?" I asked, reaching for a black robe from my closet.
"Sure."
I looked at the piece of clothing in my mouth with a confused look, before throwing it up and it landing on my shoulders.
"Why do you need that?"
"Mares. They see me with you, we're both dead." I said, chuckling a bit at the thought of me and Olivia running from a group of crazed mares.
"Well, let's hit the road." I said, opening the door.

half an hour later...

I noticed Olivia was extremely energetic, and was trotting a bit fast.
"You just drink five monsters or something?"
"No, I'm just energetic I guess."
"Well, I know what to do about that." I said.
"And what is that?" She asked me, one eyebrow raised.
"Just wait..." I said, looking behind me to see that a group of mares were close behind us.
"Slow down." I said.
When at leats one of the mares were in eyeshot, I pulled my hood off.
The whole group gasped, and one of them fainted.
"Ladies, meet my new friend, Dragon Scales." I said, moving out of the way so the mares could see Scales.
"Hi." She said quietly, knowing what was to come.
The mares all pounced at her, before she galloped away.
"And that's how Equestria was made!" I yelled as she turned a corner.

Back at home...

Today was chore day.
I had to clean up any mess I made, rake the leaves and such.
And Twilight used her magic to... motivate me?
"Let's go, Impact! Only a few more bottles and you'll be done with upstairs!" She shouted as I picked up the numerous mountain Dew bottles I had littered around my room.
"I got it, I got it, geez..." I complained, and she procceded to take a bottle I had thrown away, and hit me over the head with it.
"Ow..." I said quietly as I rubbed the back of my neck.
It had taken a while, but after a while, I finished. "Done!" I proclaimed.
Twilight double checked my work.
"Okay. Now you just need to finish raking the leaves." She said, going outside, holding a rake with her magic.
"Right." I said, picking up the rake from the air.
I had done at least five piles of leaves and began to get thirsty, so I went inside to get a drink.
I heard giggles and the rustling of leaves outside.
Finishing my glass of water,(Because Twilight permitted alchoholic or caffinated drinks during chore day.) and went outside.
All the piles had been ruined, and my rake was nowhere to be seen.
I walked near a ruined pile of leaves, before feeling something under my front hoof throw itself up, casuing something wooden to hit my face.
I heard the same giggling from the side of my house.
"Skittles!" I shouted, running towards the side of my house, to see Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie running from my house.
"This ain't funny!" I yelled, returning to my work.

three hours of raking later...

"Finnaly!" I yelled, and dropped the rake.
I went inside and, of course, opened up another bottle of Mt. Dew.
I needed to stretch my wings a bit, so I deceided on a little fly, after all, the sun was out, the bird were flying. And I had just spent my day cleaning. I'm taking a fly no matter what the weather is.
I flew up and took in a breath of fresh air.
There's somehing about cleaning that doesn't make the air so fresh.(Again, Magic of Equestria. Don't have to explain anything.)
During my flight I saw Rainbow talking to a griffon, and investagated.
"Oi! Skittles!" I shouted as I was landing.
"Hey Impact!" She replied.
"That took me hours to finish. I wasn't laughing."
"Calm down, you sound like an old man!" Rainbow giggled.
"I'm in my twentys!" Whatever, your Rainbow Dash, I ain't gotta forgive you. Who's this?"
"This is Gilda. We were buds in junior speedster."
"Hey, whats up?" Gilda asked in a deep tone.
"You should know, your up there all the time." I joked.
Rainbow giggled a bit, while Gilda didn't react at all.
"Tough crowd. I gotta go. See ya, Skittles!" I said, flying off.
I know who this is gonna turn out.
I flew to town to get some fruit.
Man, The things I could change when I'm around here...
Gilda, is one thing that I could change. A good talk with me should change her feelings a bit.
I changed the whole plot of the show by adding basicaly a whole new characater...
I'll think of some other stuff later.
I had been flying for a while until I came across a market place.
I tasted the sweet apple in my mouth already.
I landed, and noticed Gilda and Rainbow dash also.
Should have known.
I noticed Pinkie Pie drinking a milkshake sadly, if it was possible.
"Hey Pinkie. Whats got you in the dumps?" I asked, taking a seat across from her.
"Twilight thinks that I'm being a Jelly-welly with Rainbow Dash." She pouted.
"Jelly? Gilda is a jerk. You don't have to be a genious to know that."
She giggled at my insult to Gilda.
"Yeah, but she is just Rainbow's friend. What if I tell Rainbow and she gets mad at me. Then she won't want to be my friend at all..."
"It's all right, Rainbow is the element of Loyalty. She'll understand."
"Look!" She exclaimed, pointing her hoof in the direction of a stall.
Granny Smith walked up to the stall, looking at an apple, when a brown feathery tail popped out of the batch of apples.
"It's a rattler! A rattler! Run for your lives!" The old mare jumped up, her legs creating blurred circles where they are supossed to be, but when she landed, she was moving at about five miles an hour.
"That Gilda is a meanie!" Pinkie said.
Gilda walked past the crowd that was staring at Granny Smith and swiped an apple from a basket with her tail.
"A meanie and theif!"
I noticed Fluttershy walking a family of ducks across the road.
"Your clear mama duck."(D'Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww!)
Gilda had bumped into Fluttershy.
"Oh, I'm sorry." The pony said in a quiet tone.
"Watch were your going!" Gilda yelled in the ponies face.
Fluttershy made herself look smaller.
"I-I-I'm sorry..."
"I'm sorry I'm sorry! Why don't you just watch where you goin', Doofus!"
Fluttershy was backing away from the raging griffon.
"But-b-b-but, I-I"
Gilda inhaled deeply, and roared into fluttershy's face, causeing the shy little pony to cry and run away.
"That's it." I said, cantering towards Gilda.
"Hey!" I yelled at the griffon who was about to take off.
"Hey, Impact. What are you here to do, make a bad joke?"
"How original. However, no, I was going to tell you, that if you don't back off my friends, then I will buck your beak off, and shove it up you half-eagle half-lion butt, and if you do anything like it again, I'll make sure nopony will be able to recognize you as a griffon. Hear me?" I said in an intimidating voice.
"Your friends with that loser?" Gilda began laughing her head off...
...Up until the point at which I bucked her in the face, giving her a black eye.
"Yeah, Yeah, I get the point." She said, flying off.
"She isn't going to do a thing I told her to do. Any ideas?" I said, taking a seat again.
"I'm gonna have to do this Pinkie Pie style!"

And by Pinkie Pie style, she meant throw a party.
"Welcome, Welcome!" Pinkie said, greeting the party members.
Applejack had struck up conversation with Rarity.
"Who's this,'Gilda' I've heard nothin' about?"
"I hear, she's an old friend of Rainbow Dash, A griffon, so rare."
Twilight was speaking with Flutershy.
"You've met Gilda right? Whats she like?"
Fluttershy pawed he ground.
"Oh, um well... I'll tell you later, Twilight" Fluttershy walked over to Pinkie Pie, who was still greeting guests.
"Um, Pinkie Pie, About this party for Gilda, do you really think i's a good idea? I mean,-"
"Don't worry your pretty lile head about mean old Gilda, Your auntie Pinkie Pie has got it all taken care of." Pinkie said, patting Fluttershy's head.
"I'm a year older than you."
"Gilda! I'm so honored to throw you one of my sganature Pinkie party! And I really, truely, sincerely, hope your welcome here amongst all us pony folk!" Pinkie said, holding out her hoof.
Gilda slowly reached out to grab Pinkie's hoof...
...And was electrocuted when she did.
The whole party laughed at Pinkie's prank.
"Oh, Pinkie Pie... The old hoof shake buzzer! You are a scream!" Rainbow dash said.
"Er... yeah, good one, Pinkie Pie." Gilda said, barely hiding her annoyance.
"I want you to meet my other friends!" Rainbow said, walking away.
"Right behind you, Dash!" Gilda said, before leaning in close to Pinkie Pie.
"I know what your up to!" She whispered in Pinkie's ear.
"Great!" Pinkie said, smiling.
"Ugh, I know what your planning."
Pinkie did her, "Giggle-snort-Giggle"
"Well, I hope so! This wan't supossed to be a suprise party!" She said, smiling even more.
"I mean, I've got my eye on you!"
Pinkie Pie, went up to gilda's face.
"And I" Her eyes bulged out almost a centimeter from Gilda's face.
"Got my eye on you!" Pinkie finished.
"Everyone, I'd like you all to meet Gilda! A long time dear friend of Rainbow Dash's. Let's honor her, and welcome her to ponyville!" Pinkie said, hugging Gilda.
The ponies cheered lightly for Gilda, and Rainbow Dash put her hoof around her neck.
"Please, Help yourself!" Pinkie said.
Gilda eyed the vannila lemon drops.
"Vannila lemon drops! Don't mind if I do!" She said, plucking one from the bowl and popping it in her mouth.
Instead of the "Mmm" Most ponies expected, (I had already tried the drops.) Gilda suddenly, spit out flames, which Pinkie used to roast a marshmellow.
"HOT!" Gilda yelled.
Rainbow Dash giggled.
"G! The punch!" She advised the scrambling griffon.
Gilda grabbed a glass of water, but instead of pouring into her mouth, the water spilt to the floor."
Hot lemon drops, and a dribble glass! Pricless!" Rainbow dash laughed, and the party guests joined.
The griffon ran over to a functional glass, and drank it in one gulp.
"Yeah, Halarious." The griffon rolled her eyes.
"Hey G! Look, presents!" Rainbow said, pointing to a table with about five gifts wrapped up.
Gilda ran up to the table with a huge grin, and picked up a cylender.
She pulled off the wrapping with her teeth, and a few paper things flew out, puffing her feathers up.
"Spittin' snakes! Somepony pulled that prank on me last month!" Applejack chuckled.
"Ha, Ha. I'd bet I know who that was!" She said bitterly.
"You do?" Pinkie Pie said, fluttering her eylashes.
Time had gone by with a break in the pranks.
"so, Pinkie. What's going to come of all this?" I asked Pinkie.
"It's a surprise!" She said, and began bouncing to a different part of the room.
"Cake time, Everypony!" Pinkie came back with a cart holding a cake.
"Can I blow out the candles?" Spike asked.
"Why don't we let Gilda blow out the candles. She is the guest of honor." Twilight said.
Gilda came sliding into spike, elbow first, knocking the dragon away.
"Exactly!" She said, inhaling deeply.
When she blew out the candles, but then they reapeared. this repeated about five times.
"Relighing birthday candles, I love that prank!" Spike said.
"Now, I wonder who could have done that?" Pinkie said.
"Yeah, I wonder." Gilda said darkly.
We heard Spike's mufled voice from the cake.
"Who cares? this cake is amazing!" Spike said, popping out of the top.
Gilda looked furious.
"Hey G, Your not upset about some silly candles, are you?" Rainbow asked.
"No way, Dash! Like I said, I'm down with a good prank."
"Come on then, Let's have some cake." Rainbow said, cantering to the cake.
Pinkie took a bite of the cake before being pulled in by an eagle's claws.
"Hey Y'al! It's pin the tail on the pony!" Applejack said.
Let's play!" She finished.
"Oh, my favorite game! Can I go first? Can I have the purple tail?" Rarity asked.
A she was about to pick up herself, Gilda came and swiped it form the ground.
"Well, I am the guest of honor, I'll have the purple tail." Gilda said, walking over to the poster.
"Yeah, Gilda should definatly go first! Let's get you blind folded." Pinkie said, as Spike jumped on Giilda's back and blid folded her.
"Hey, What are you doing?"
"We're spinning you around so we can pin the tail on the pony! Now just walk straight ahead and pin the tail!"
"'Now just walk straight ahead and just pin he tail' Yeah, right. This is another prank, isn't it? I'm going this way." Gilda turned around, and began walking away.
"Wait! The poster is this-"
Gilda slipped on a piece of cake that had been left on the ground(Blasphemey!), and began sliding straight forward, into the kitchen.
When she walked out, the tail was in the shape of a mostache.
"Uh, Gilda? You pinned the tail on the wrong end." Pinkie joked, causing everyone at the party to laugh.
Gilda must've snapped then, because she roared in rage.
"This, is your idea of a good time? Never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in my life! And Pinkie Pie, You! You are queen lamo with your weak little party pranks! Did you really think you could make me lose my cool? Well, Dash and I have ten times more cool than the rest of you together! Come on, Dash, we're bailin' on this pathetic scene."
"Who says dweebs anymore?" I asked outloud.
Rainbow dash didn't move from her spot.
"Come on Rainbow Dash! I said, We're leaving!"
"You know Gilda? I was the one who set up all those weak pranks at this party."
"What?" Gilda said, shocked.
"Ooh." Was Pinkie's only word.
"So I guess I'm queen lamo."
"Come on, Dash, Your joshin' me!"
"Really Gilda! Who says that stuff?" I continued, but with no answer.
"They weren't all mean't for you specificaly, it was just on luck that you set them all off."
"I should have known! That dribble cup had rainbow Dash written all over it!" Pinkie Pie said.
"No, way! It was Pinkie Pie! She set up this party to trip me up! To make a fool of me!"
"Me? I threw this party to improve your attitude! I thought a good party might turn that frown upside down!"
Pinkie also added, "Screw pony anatomy! I turn my head on it's a ball and socket joint!" And turned her head upside down.
"And you sure didn't need any help making a fool of yourself.
I Couldn't resist it.
"OOooooohhhhhh!" I said from the crowd.
"You know, this is not how I thought my old friends would treat my new friends! If being cool is all you care about, maybe you should go find some new 'cool' friends, someplace else."
The griffon growled.
"Yeah? Well, you... you are such a flip-flop! Cool one minute, and lame the next. When you decied not to be lame anymore, gimme a call." And with that, the griffon left.
"Not cool."
"Wow, Talk about a party pooper." Spike said.
"I'm sorry everypony for bringing Gilda here. I didn't know how rude she was. And Pinkie Pie, I'm really sorry she ruined that awsome party you put on for her." Rainbow apolagized.
"Hey, if you wanna hang out with party poopers, that's your business." Pinkie joked.
"I'd rather hang out with you. No hard feelings?"
"No hard feelings!" The bumped hooves, which resulted in both of them being shocked.
"Hey Pinkie, Sorry I accused you of misjudging Gilda. Looks like I'm the one who missjudged you." Twilight apolagized.
"It's okay, Twilight, Even you can't be a super-smart-smarty-smart pants all the time. Come on everypony! There is still a whole lot of party to finish!" Pinkie said, jumping.