Warning! There will be hoof collides with stallionhood pain in this chapter!
I sipped some of my mountain Dew.
I was bored out of my mind, and because Twilight was having a sleep over with the girls, she kicked Spike out for the night, and I let him stay here, I couldn't do my... stuff.
It was raining heavily outside, and thunder could be heard every so often.
"So, she just kicked you out?" I asked, as we sat on the couch.
"Yep."
"Harsh. Well, you got me." I said, patting him on the back.
"Yeah, thanks. hand me a bottle, will ya?"
I grabbed a dew and tossed it to him.
"So, Twilight calls you a baby dragon, but you aren't?" I asked.
"Oh, yeah. It's comlpicated." The dragon replied simply.
"A taste of my own medicine." I chuckled.
"There's got to be something we can do!" Spike threw his arms in the air.
"Well... there is a few things I had in mind." I said, smiling crazily.
"Like what?"
"Follow me." I said, grabbing my black robes and trotting outside, before stepping back in, soaked.
"Never mind." I said, shaking myself off.
He giggled at my stupidity.
"What were you gonna do?" Spike asked, still laughing.
"I was gonna get Snowy to help us with it, but we can't now."
"Why Snowy?"
"She's the only unicorn I know that would do me a favor."
"Well, the sleep over lasts the whole week, so you should have enough time."
I nearly spit my drink out.
"A whole week? That's insane." I said, blinking.
"What's on... this thing?" Spike asked, pointing to the TV.
"No channels yet. I'll figure it out eventualy." I said, sighing.
"Any books?"
"Just a few. You probably won't like them."
"Why?"
"They're not about real things."
"I love fake stuff!" Spike said, jumping up.
"Well then, go get em'."
Spike ran to the bookshelf, looking for a book that sounded interesting.
I fell asleep, despite my numerous Bottles of energy.
five hours later...
I woke up with the smell of smoke in my nostrils.
There was no sound of rain hitting the roof anymore.
I looked and saw that Spike had moved from his spot.
I got up and felt a bit hungry, so I went to the kitchen...
...to see Spike panicking and running around the kitchen with a flamingl of uncooked macaroni on the stove.
"Impact! The macaroni set on fire!" Spike yelled, running around the room.
"Geez, calm down." I said, picking up the pan.
"It's just a small flame, your a dragon for god's sake." I continued Putting my hoof on the small flame, snuffing it out.
"Ow. It is hot though." I said, calmly.
I had been burned in the chest by flamethrowers before, this was nothing.
Spike halted his panicking.
"Yeah, I knew that." He said, rubbing the back of his head.
"Why didn't you just wake me up?"
"I didn't want to annoy you."
"Don't worry about annoying me. It never lasts." I chuckled, grabbing a frozen pizza from the fridge.
"How about I make us a real dinner."
"Awsome!"
"Than I can show you what I was talking about before."
I heated up the pizza and we began to eat.
"So, why do we need a Unicorn?" Spike asked between bites.
"You'll see." I said, not saying another word.
We finished our meal and I put on my slightly soggy wet robes.
I opened the door to see a rainbow above the Sugar Cube Corner.
"Not bad, Skittles." I said to myself.
"What was that?" Spike asked.
"Nothing. Come on, let's get going. Hop on." I said, lowering my back so Spike could jump on.
He jumped on my back, and I was suprised at how much he weighed.
"How does Twilight do this every day?"
"Dunno." Spike said, shifting his weight.
We walked to Elizabeth's house and knocked on the door.
Snowy's husband answered it.
"Hey there. You want Snowy?" He asked.
"Yeah, thanks."
The pony walked away.
Soon after, Elizabeth came to the doorway.
"Hi Impact, Spike." She said politely.
"You want to do something awsome?" I asked, smirking.
"Alright, what?" She asked.
"Well, the mane six are having a slumber party, and we need your help with sommething."
"I see... What do you need me for?"
"I'll tell you when we get back home."
"Oh, fine!" She said, leaning back.
"Honey, I'm going out for a while! Be back, love you!" She said, blowing a kiss to her husband.
Spike made a gagging motion wih his claws.
"It's not disgusting, Spike. Grow up." I said, hitting him lightly.
Elizabeth came outside with a smile on her face.
We arrived at my house in five minutes.
"So, what are we doing?" She asked.
"We're gonna mess with the girls."
"How?"
"Do you know this spell?" I asked, opening a scroll.
Third person POV
"Truth, or dare?" Twilight asked Applejack.
"Truth." She replied.
"Okay, umm... What have you dreamed of doing with Impact?" Twilight said.
Applejack looked nervous.
Sometimes, it sucked being the Element of honesty. She thought to herself.
Pinkie Pie giggled."What? Too embarasing?"
"Maybe. But don't act like you've never thought something about somepony!"
"Applejack, darling, Cupcakes don't count." Rarity joked.
The girls laughed.
"You still never answered the question, Applejack." Twilight pressed.
"Alright, fine. Well, there was this one time I had dreamed about me and Impact goin' out, and then he invited me over for a drink," Rarity cut her off.
"I don't want to hear about this! I am not one for vulgar acts." She said.
"Okay, fine. Applejack, you pick somepony." Twilight said, sighing.
Rarity noticed a vase shaking slightly.
"Uum... ladies?" She said, pointing to the shaking vase.
The grils stared at the vase, and it shot up, throwing itself in the middle of the circle of mares.
Twilight let out a scared yelp.
Fluttershy covered her face with her hooves.
"Yo! What's up?" A firmiliar voice shouted.
The ponies looked around to see a slim pony in a Suit. But what stuck out the most, was his lack of a face.
The ponies screamed in horror, and the faceless pony joined them.
The mares seemed confused.
"Ha, ha, I got you there, didn't I?" The pony began a laughing fit.
"What are you doing in my house?" Twilight screamed.
"Just stoppin' by. thought I'd join the game." He chuckled.
"Well, you weren't invited, so beat it!" Rainbow Dash shouted at the pony.
"At least let me introduce myself. I, am Slendermane. You can call me Slender for short." the pony extended a hoof.
The ponies shook it and took a few steps back.
Rainbow Dash seemed to be a bit annoyed, and Slender noticed this.
"Gee, Skittles, why so sour?" He asked.
The ponies looked annoyed instead of scared.
Twilight stepped forward.
"Impact. Why?" She asked.
"Who? Well, I've gotta go, kay? See ya!" The pony said, tentacles coming out of his back, launching him out the window.
"You ruffian!" Rarity said, before Twilight's horn began to glow.
She closed her eyes.
Then, Slendermane came back from the broken window.
He sighed and Twilight turned him towards the mares.
She raised an eyebrow.
Her horn stopped glowing and Slendermane was dropped to the ground with a groan.
Her horn returned to glowing and Impact apeared from where Slendermane was.
Twilight sighed.
"What? Me and Spike were bored." He said.
Impact's POV
"You need to calm down, geez." I said, sighing.
Twilight still seemed anoyed.
I stood up, only to take a hoof to the shoulder.
"Spike, we've been caught. You too, Snowy." I said, calling into the room, but not to be answered.
"If you left me here, I swear, I will-" I was cut off by another hoof in the shoulder, only harder.
"So, becasue you were bored, you mess with us by diguising yourself as some pony with no face?" Twilight scolded.
"Basicly." I said, before Twilight riased her hoof.
"Okay, Okay. Besides, not all of you are mad by me being here." I said, looking at Applejack.
The earth pony blushed slightly.
" was here since the game started." I said, before getting another punch from Twilight, but this one was to my face, sending me head back.
I stood there on two hooves holding my snout.
I was completely covered because I had been in the dimension long enough to develop fur around the, nevermind.
I looked at the group, when Rainbow walked up to me.
"Hey, Skittles. You?" I said, letting go of my snout.
She stood up on two hooves, pulled back her left hind leg, and kicked.
Right. Into. My. Stallionhood.
"Twice!" I shouted, kneeling down, holding my groin.
"Watch yourself, cause next time, you might be losing em'!" She said before returning to all fours.
I stood up, a tear in my eye.
"Before you do anything, I just want to say," I began before flying out the window at high speeds.
"Ruffian!" Rarity called out again.
I was to far away for Twilight to use her magic, so all they could do is send Rainbow.
I saw a Rainbow fly past me, and Rainbow Dash came from in front of me.
"Hey." She said calmly.
"Heh. Hi there." I said before going straight down, and up again, causing Rainbow Dash to spin as I flew past her.
"You get back here!" She yelled, racing towards me, barely catching up.
I Quickly straightened out, and Rainbow followed.
"I'm sorry!" I said.
"What?" Rainbow replied, confused.
I waited for her to get next to me.
"I gotcha now!" She said, looking at me.
"Yeah, well. Clothesline, Skittles!" I said, before holding my hoof out beside me and stopping myself, causing Rainbow to be stopped on my arm.
"Sorry." I said, before flying to my house.
I opened the door.
"Spike!" I yelled, closing the door.
"Yeah?" He called, stiffling a laugh.
"You come here right now!" I screamed.
He walked into the room.
"Yes?" He said, smiling.
"You and Snowy left me. Alone with enraged mares. six of them, to be exact." I said, quite mad.
"And? You got out fine, you'll live!"
"I wish I could say the same for my unborn fillies!" I shouted.
"Your what?" Spike seemed confused.
"Twilight will tell you when your older." I said, facehoofing.
"Oh! That, right Don't worry, I already know."
I Raised my eyebrow.
"Aren't you a bit... young?"
"Yeah, well. That's what happens when you leave out movies." Spike chuckled.
I'm SO Good with kids.
"I'm going to bed." I gave up, walking up the stairs, tired.