"Nope. You be annoying to me, I get you back. So take it."
She sighed.
"It's called karma, get used to it. You've got quite alot of bad karma, so I thought I would help."
"Yeah, you just wanted an excuse to annoy me." She waved me off.
"How do you not like being a griffon? I look awsome, I have fingers, I have a beak, and some other stuff." She began, counting with her fingers.
"That's not a very big list."
"Okay, well, you can flick people off. That's a trait for things with fingers." We both chuckled.
"Only three miles away." I said, smirking.
She groaned.
"Calm down, your not gonna die."
"You sure?"
"No. Not at all."
We both laughed.
"Won't it take a while though, three miles?"
"Not if we fly."
"But you said we aren't flying,"
"Exactly."
She raised an eyebrow.
"So,-"
"Yes, thank you!" I said, throwing my arms up.
She sighed again, and continued walking.
Thats just how I roll.
Four hours later...
We finaly arrived at the palace, and Jackie fell to the ground, exhausted.
"You okay?" I asked, helping her up.
"Yeah, I'm fine." She said, taking a breath.
"Good, cause you have a Princess to explain to." I said, pushing her into the palace doors.
"I'll come with you to the Throne room. Good luck, and whatever you do, never mention bananas, Kay?"
She raised an eyebrow, but walked into the main room, and I followed.
There were gaurds on every door.
"Whats with the guards?" Jackie asked.
"Oh, you know, just the two princess's who raise the sun and moon everyday, you know, no big deal." I chuckled.
"Oh, Yeah."
"Here it is!" I said, pointing to a large doorway with the Equestrian symbol on the front.
"Thanks for walking me. Be back in a second."
"Good luck. And remember, if she offers you a banana, run!" I said as she walked through the door.
I stood against a wall for a while, and started to get bored.
There were several gaurds who passed me now and then.
Well, Rainbow Dash might not have as much luck, but I was made for things like this.
A gaurd walked past me.
"Hey, buddy." I whispered.
He raised an eyebrow.
"I'm on duty, sir." He replied.
"Well, so am I. You seem like a stallion that could use a little less stress." I continued whispering.
He turned towards me.
"And?"
"You know, the good stuff. My business partners always tell me, 'He's the best buyer. Willing to pay anything.'"
He smiled at me.
"What you got?"
"You just got Rick rolled!" I shouted, getting the attention of the gaurds in the room.
He raised his eyebrow.
"Really?"
"Yeah, thats just how I roll!" I said, throwing my hands in the air.
He walked away, an annoyed look on his face.
The gaurds looked at me.
"Sorry, geez." I said, waving them off, going to my origional stance against the wall.
The gaurds returned to being gaurds, staring onto what seemed to be nothing.
Soon after, Jackie stepped through the door.
"Let's hit the road." She said.
"How was it?" I asked.
"Fine. She is actualy really nice when you get to know her."
"Well, yeah, she isn't really evil or anything." I chuckled.
We left the palace.
"Let's get this over with." She said bitterly.
"Nah, I fell like flying." I said, taking off.
She raced to my side, slowing.
"Yo." She said, waving to me.
"Nice weather we're having, Eh?" I said as we came flew above the clouds.
She looked at the clouds in aw.
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" She said, staring at the clouds.
"Sure is." I replied.
"You know, being here in Equestria ain't that bad."
"Yeah, once you figure out how to not fall on your face when you walk, it's pretty cool." We laughed.
"We should be right above the house" I said, slowing to a halt."
"That was fast."
"Much faster than walking, eh?"
We lowered ourselves to the ground, and saw my house.
"See ya later, Chris." She said, waving.
"Hold up, One, Try not to call me Chris in public, and two, Your forgetting something."
"You want another hug?" Jackie chuckled.
"Nope. My necklace, please and thank you."
She pulled the necklace from her loose feathers and held the jewelry out.
I grabbed it.
"Easier than I expected."
"I guess I had a change in heart." Jackie said.
"See you later." I said, going inside and closing the door.
I turned around to see Twilight on her hind hooves, reaching for a book on my shelves.
The fact that I hadn't been expecting anything to be in my house scared me enough to cause myself to jump to the floor.
Twilight was equaly suprised, and fell.
"Who are you?" She shouted, getting up.
"Woa, calm down." I said, putting the necklace on and twisting the jewel.
"Oh, Impact." She said.
"What the hay were you doing?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
She slightly blushed.
"Well, I was curious about the different types of books humans had, so I kind of snuck into your house." She said, blushing even more.
I chuckled.
"You could have just waited you know."
"Oh, right. I guess I just really wanted those books."
I walked over next to her.
"Which one?" I asked.
"Well, I didn't have anything in mind. Just like, five?"
I chuckled. "Take what you want." I said, waving to the bookshelf.
She got back up on her hid legs and reached for a book.
"Let me help." I said, and pulled the book off it's shelf and put it in Twilight's saddlebag, which was resting on the couch.
"Thanks." She said.
"Why couldn't you just use your magic?"
"I might have gotten into your refridgerator and had a few bottles of... scootch, I think it was called."
I face hoofed.
"It's called scotch, and it's a type of liqour." I chuckled.
She shook her head a bit.
"Well, I haven't destroyed anything yet." She chuckled.
She continued to pull books off the shelf.
"That should do it!" She said, clopping her hooves together.
"Alright then, will you be okay walking yourself home?"
"I should be fine. I have dandelion wine every once in a while."
"Well, this stuff isn't dandelion wine, it's scotch."
"Well, I'm fine." And with that, she walked off to the library.
I closed the door.
"What now?" I asked myself.
I pulled open a mini-rift and dug around for a while.
Suddenly, I felt something sharp clamp down around my hoof.
"Ow!" I pulled my hoof out of the rift.
Attached to it, was an Eptic robot.
The pain went away as he softened his grip.
"Well there you are! I haven't seen you in months!" I said, trying to pull him off of my hoof, but to no avail.
"Come on now, you can't be there forever."
He growled a bit, but jumped off my hand.
"Thanks, bro." I had gotten him when I visited a dimension that loved Dubstep. Don't ask me what it was called, I was messed up.
He must have been able to smell me or something, because he knew it was me.
"You hungry?" I asked.
He shook his head.
"Where did you get your food from then, huh?"
He threw his head in the rift.
I joined him, and saw a large pile of glowsticks.
"Oh. You eat glowsticks?"
He nodded his head.(Well, his whole body.)
"That's conveinient." I said, pulling my head out of he rift.
This robot had a strange appetite. From glowsticks, to Records, to electricity, to the sound waves dubstep gives off.
Oh, and ecstasy.
"Well, how has your life treated you?" I asked, taking a seat next on the couch.
He jumped nexted to me and nodded.
"Good." I sat there, doing nothing.
I wonder...
"Hey Eptic, feel like a walk?" I asked.
He raised a mettalic eyebrow.
"Okay, fly?"
He still looked at me.
"There will be records."
He jumped up on my back and began making electronic noses.
"I take that as a 'Yes'?" I said, walking out the door.
We walked to Vinyl's house, and it was, for once, not blaring with music.
I knocked on the door.
Vinyl opened the door.
"Hey! What do you need?" She asked happily.
I turned around to show Eptic, sitting on my back happily.
"Woa. What is that thing?" She asked.
He jumped off my back and began sniffing.
I turned around quickly and picked him up in my mouth.
"I call him Eptic." I said, muffled by his cold metal.
"Cool. Isn't that what you called one of your albums?"
"Yeah." I said.
Eptic began kicking, trying to get himself out of my grip.
I put him down, and put a hoof on his head, careful not to break the dome that had his small brain inside.
"Do not eat any glowsticks, records, or pills, Got it?"
He nodded his head, and I released him.
He ran around the house, sniffing things.
"He's kinda cute." Vinyl said, unententionaly getting the attention of the small robot.
He ran up to her, his eyes growing large.
"Aaawww." She patted his head lightly.
He smiled and returned to investigating the house.
"Why would he eat glowsticks and records?" She asked.
"Not sure. He is a robot that symbolizes some, if not most of my dubstep."
She nodded.
"Mind if I come in?" I asked.
"Oh, no, not a bit." She moved to the side and I trotted in.
Inside I saw a large set of speakers, one large one surronded by four smaller ones, and small speakers in the corners of the ceiling.
"Wow. That's quite the set up you've got there."
"Yeah, it costed me most of my pay that I get in two or three gigs, and that's quite alot." She said.
"Oh! I almost forgot! Your record was awsome!"
"Thanks. I call it Mayhem." Eptic, come sue me.
"Sweet. Lemme get your bits." She said, and cantered up her stairs.
I noticed Eptic doing something with the Speaker system.
"Watcha doin'?" I asked, aproaching him.
He was stroking the speaker with his eyes half closed.
Wow. This little guy is so strange sometimes.
"Hey buddy?" I said.
He continued to stroke the Stereo, getting closer to the Speaker.
I extended a hoof out, and he only turned around a growled, and continued.
Vinyl came downstairs with a bag of bits in her mouth.
"Here you go." She said, giving me the bag.
She looked beside me.
"What is he doing?" She asked, suprised.
"Some thing with the speakers."
She blinked, and tried not to focus on the scene before her.
"Just ignore him. Maybe he'll stop or something."
She seemed to have trouble listening to that, because she continued to stare at the robot.
I turned around, and saw Eptic, literaly, humping the stereo system.
"Eptic? Can you do that another time, please and thank you?" I asked.
He turned around and growled, and continued.
We both stared at the scene before us.
"I should probably try to do something, right?" I said.
"Yeah." Vinyl replied.
Suddenly, a loud boom came from the speakers, blowing all the furniture in the room back a few inches, and dubstep began playing from the Stereo.
"I grabbed Eptic and pulled him away from the Stereo set.
Ha gnawed at my hoof, but to no avail.
I winced as he bit.
"Really, bro?" I said.
Vinyl turned off the stereo.
"I should get going." I said, walking to the door.
"Bye." Vinyl said, closing the door.
"What were you thinking?" I scolded.
He rolled his eyes.
"You can't just go humping something in somebody else's house!"
He nodded.
"Yeah right! You don't care where you do it, do you? Well, I do!" I shouted.
Several ponies watched.
"Now you look here, mister! I'll let you do whatever when you move out, but for now, I'm the boss!"
He nodded, more sincere now.
"Good." I said as I put him down and walked to the house.
We arrived when it was getting dark.
"Alright so, We have a few hours till' bed so! What do we have to do?" I asked Eptic.
He shrugged and hopped on the couch.
I looked around.
Phone!
"Check this out." I said, picking up the phone and dialing a number.
I put the phone to my ear, waiting for someone to answer.
"Hello?" A mare said.
"Hey. Um... about that pizza I ordered, It was supossed to come with anchovies, not peparroni."
"I'm sorry sir?"
"You heard me! My bucking pizza, is COVERED with peparroni! I asked for bucking anchovies! What, do they look the same to you guys or something? Idiots!" I yelled.
"Sir, you have the wrong number, this is an insurance business, not a pizza street."
"Is that so? Well you know what? SCREW YOUR INURANCE BUSINESS!" I yelled, slamming the phone down.
Eptic let out robotic laughter as we fell to the floor, cracking up.
"Let's get some food, I'm starving." I said, walking to the kitchen.
I opened the freezer and got out some pizza, heated it up, and waited for it to cool.
"So, what do you feel like, hm?" I asked Eptic.
He began playing deadmau5.
"You got it." I grabbed a record from a shelf and out it in a small stereo.
The electronic music began playing, and Eptic swayed with it.
"Glad you like it." I began eating the pizza at my seat.
Sorry for the short chapter! I'm starting on a second story tonight, so bear with me.