My hangover slightly faded after lunch, which was at three O' clock.(Very late for me, I'll have you know.)
I took a walk to clear my senses, and left Eptic in his onw little mini-rift full of Glowsticks.
The pegasi had done a good job of clearing the sky today, and the sun was high in the sky.
Oh yeah... I guess I should try that sometime.
"Woo Hoo!" I heard a boyish, but female voice cheer.
I looked around to see Rainbows fading across the sky, following Rainbow Dash.
"Twent five! Twent five tricks and counting!" I heard Spike say.
I walked over to the dragon, and he was walking with Twilight.
"I thought Unicorns were only supossed to have a little magic that matches their special talent!" Spike finished.
"True, but for ponies who's talents are for cooking, or singing, or math, but what if a unicorn's special talent IS magic?" Twilight said.
"Like you, Twilight! And you know a ton of magic." Spike said.
"Hey there, everypony!" I said, jumping next to Spike.
Twilight's eyes widened, and she smiled nervously.
"Gang way! Comin' through!" I heard a colt yell, before two colts ran past me and Twilight, and knocked Spike away with them.
The ponies stopped abruptly, and the purple dragon was launched away into something.
"Haven't you heard? Theres a new unicorn in town!"
"She's got more magical powers than any other unicorn ever!" I heard the second, shorter, more stubby colt say.
"Gee, Lee Tockar much?" I thought outloud.
The ponies looked at me strangely.
"Nothing, nothing." I said, waving them off.
"Really?" Twilight said nervously.
"Aw no way! That owner goes to Twilight here." Spike said, making Twilight blush a little.
"Where is this unicorn?" She asked, becoming serious again.
"Oh, she's in the town square! Come on!" The first slim, tall unicorn said, who I pressumed was Snail, due to his snail on his flank. and dashed off.
"Yeah! Come on!" The second colt said, who I pressumed to be snips, due to his scissor cutie mark.
We all ran in their direction, and arrived at a crowd of ponies, who seemed to be watching a trailer, only in great condition.
"Come one! Come all!" We heard from the trailer.
We pushed our way to the front of the group to see Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie watching the trailer.
"Come, and witness the amazing magic, of the great and powerful Trixie!" The trailer unfolded, and music began to play.
Smoke spread from the floor of the trailer, and when it cleared, a blue unisorn with a white mane, a purple star decorated hat, and a matching cape appeared.
All the ponies "Ooohh"ed and "Aaahh"ed, all except me.
"Watch in awe! As the great and powerful Trixie, performs the most spectacular feats of magic, ever witnessed by pony eye!" She said, throwing her hooves up, and the lights darkened around her, and she set off fire works around her.
I have to admit, those fireworks did look kind of cool, but forget that.
"My, My, My, what boasting!" Rarity said, rolling her eyes.
"Come on! Nopony's as magical as Twi-Twi- Hey Rarity I... Mustache!" Spike said before running off.
"There's nothing wrong with being talented, is there?" Twilight said.
"Nothin' at all! Cept' when somepony goes around showin' it like a school filly with fancy new ribbons." Applejack said, as Trixie summoned a buque of flowers with magic.
"Just because, one has the ability for lots of magic does not make one better than the rest of us." Rarity said.
Twilight's ears flopped down.
"Escpecialy when you got me around being better than the rest of us." Rainbow said, and Applejack sped over to her and gave her a glare.
"I mean, uh, Yeah! Magic Shmagic! Boo!" She said.
"Well, Well, Well, it seems we have some Neigh sayers in the audience!" Trixie said, emphasis on the neigh.
I see what you did there.
"Who is so ignorant, as to challenge the magical ability, of the Great and Powerful Trixie? Do they not know, that they are in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?" Trixe continued.
"Just who, does she think she is?" Rarity said.
Spike popped up beside her.
"Yeah! Since we all know that Twilight here is-" He was cut off by Twilight.
"Shh, Spike!" SHe said, and pushed him out of the crowd.
"Man, what a jerk." I said.
"Your telling me!" Rainbow said.
More fireworks exploded in the air, and more music began playing.
Rainbow flew up to the stage.
"So, 'great and powerful Trixie', what makes you think your so 'awsome' anyways?" She began.
"Why, only the great and powerful Trixie has magic strong enough, to vanquish the dreaded Ursa Major!" Trixie replied, and fireworks shot out of the trumpets, forming into a bear.
"When all hope was lost, the ponies of hoofington had nowhere to turn to, but the great and powerful Trixie stepped in, and with her awesome magic, vanquished the Ursa Major and sent it back to cave, deep within the everfree forest!" Trixie boasted, and the fireworks depicted the whole thing, well almost.
Needs some work on flash animation.
"Trixie really is the best in ponyville! Don't belive The Great And Powerful Trixie?" She giggled.
"Well then, I hereby challenge you, ponyvillians. Anything you can do, I can do better. Any takers, anyone? Or is Trixie destined to be the greatest Equine who has ever lived!" Fireworks and music, again.
Twilight must have used some sort of spell on him, becasue when I looked over to him, he had a zipper where his mouth was.
He unzipped it and fell to he ground, holding Twilight's leg.
"Please! She's unbearable! You gotta show er' you just gotta!" He begged.
"Theres no way I'm gonna use my magic now, Spike. Especialy since-" She was cut off by Trixie.
"How about... You!" She said, pointing at somepony.
"Hmm? Is there anything you can do, that the great and powerful Trixie can't?" She said.
"I-I-uh..." Twilight stuttered.
"Well? Little hayseed?" Trixie said, and Twilight realized that she was looking at Applejack.
"That's it! I can't stand fer' no more of this!" She said, walking up to the stage.
"That's it! You show er' AJ!" Spike cheered.
Can yer' magical powers do, this!" Applejack said, and beagn spinning her rope(That had appeared out of nowhere) around her self, and made John Marston jelly.
She finished by tossing a lasso around a nearbye apple tree, and pulled it to her mouth, eating the whole thing.
Ponies cheered.
"Top that, missy!" Applejack said, doing her hoof lean.(Whatever it's called!)
"Oh ye, of little talent." Trixie began, and her hat began to glow.
"Watch, and be amazed at the magic of Trixie!" She said, and her horn began to glow brighter.
The rope began moving around like a snake, and put Applejack in somewhat of a trance.
The other end of the rope grabbed an apple, while th front pulled itself on Applejack's legs, wrapping aroun them and hanging her upside down.
The apple was shoved into her mouth.
Once again, the Great and Powerful-" I cut her off.
"Don't even flippin' say it!" I said, walking up to the stage.
"Oh? Whats this? A new challenger?" She said.
"Oh, Tartarus yes." I turned to the crowd.
"Watch, and be amazed, as the Gay, and powerful Trixie is humiliated!" I said, throwing my hooves in the air.
The ponies chuckled slightly.
"You think you are so funny." Trixie said.
I nodded with a smile.
"Watch, as I, Impact Point!" I began, mocking every step Trixie made.
"Break a sound barrier!" I said, and began to hover closer to the Unicorn.
"With my greatest tool... Well, second greatest." I said, standing upright again.
"With my glorious! Head!" I shouted, throwing my head towards the unicorn's.
Her head snapped back, and I barely did.
"Wow, that really brings back my hangover." I said to myself, holding my head.
The mare had walling eyes, and was rocking back and forth.
She fell to the ground unconience.
I chuckled, and walked off the stage.
"Are you insane?" Twilight said.
"Nope." I walked over to the bound Applejack and untied her, and took the apple out of her mouth.
"We should get going." I said as I walked to my house.
Thirty minutes later...
(I have no Plot in my head, what so ever. I'd aprreciate some ideas in a PM. Thanks!)
I sighed, and threw myself on my bed.
Eptic crawled on my stomach, and fell asleep.
Yeah, boring right? I think I gave the Trixie mare a bruise." I chuckled.
That's one less letter to Celestia. Thta was obviously going to turn into some life lesson, or something.
I just can't let that happen to these poor ponies. Not when I'm here.
Well, I suposse I could do something that had to do with annoying ponies.
I guess that that's all I could do.
I walked outside and towards Vinyl's house.
I knocked on the door, and Vinyl opened it.
"Hey Impact! You got a new record?" She said excitedly.
"Nope. Something even better." I said, throwing Eptic into her house.
Her eyes widened as she ducked to avoid the Dubstep loving robot.
"What the hay?" She said.
I laughed evily and flew off.
"Hey! You get back here and take this glowstick head back to your place!" She yelled, and tried to run after me, but turned back to her house as she heard loud dubstep come from inside.
"Ha ha! Another win for Chris!" I pumped my hoof.
I landed after a few minutes of flying, panting.
"Who's next?" I asked myself.
"Hmm..." I rubbed my chin.
"Aha!" I said, before I felt a tingling sensation on my hoof, and I was pulled upwards by said hoof.
I was spun around to see Vinyl, with Eptic on her back, and her horn glowing.
"Hi.' I said casualy and waved.
She chuckled, and I saw that her cheeks were slightly flushed.
Alright, playa' face, ACTIVATE!
She held my head and spun my around by my hoof.
I sighed, and decieded to wait.
She chuckled more, before she spoke.
"Your robot is fun." She said, stopping my spinning.
"Fun? Where's my glowstick?" I said with a smirk.
She chuckled, and dropped me.
I fell to the cobblestone road, on the top of my head.
"Ow. That's another return for my hangover." I said, rubbing the top of my head.
She giggled. How can she get drunk in five minutes?
"So, you wanna..." She began.
"Nope!" I said, running off again.
She held me back again, only this time, all of my arm.
"Ugh." I sighed, hanging by my arm.
Twilight's POV
This book was so interesting! I wouldn't need it, but it was interesting to learn about how prescise Pagasi needed to be during flight. I thought it was all just spee-
I heard screams come from outside.
I peeked out the window, and saw Chris, hogtied, gagged and...
Oh sweet Celestia.
I ran outside, top speed.
Vinyl stopped whatever crude thing she was doing and looked at me.
I threw myself on her.
"Hey, bookworm!" She yelled.
My horn began to glow, and I touched Her fore head with it.
She was ut in seconds.
I sighed.
I heard Chris spit out his gags.
"Thank you so much!" He said, trying to catch his breath.
"It's fine." I began undoing the ties at his wrists and feet.
He stood up, shook a bit, and hugged me.
"I can never thank you enough." He said, breathing heavily.
His embrace was warm, his fur was soft, and he had some sort of... aura, almost. It always made me happy.
"Umm... Twilight? You can let go now." He said, and I pulled myself away.
I blushed hotly and looked away.
"I should get going." He sid, and hovered away.
I went back into the libraray, putting away my book, and going to bed.
Chris's POV
I walked home.
Well, that was... an interesting adventure.
I noticed the time, and decieded to go to bed.
Finally.
I jumped into bed, pulled up the covers, and fell asleep.
(Sorry for the short chapter! I think this might be my first case of wrier's block. Dunno. Remember, VOTE OR RAGE BECAUSE CHRIS GETS TWILIGHT! See you.)