Wow I sure am updating this one fast! Which reminds me I need to update The Real TMM.
But don't expect me to update this fast come Tuesday… Ugh… School and testing… I feel depressed now… Well enjoy the story!
Ya know what? I'm just gonna ignore what is happening and go sleepy-sleepy… I'm guessing that about hours later I woke up. I'm not sure what happened but I woke up in a strange bed in a strange dark room with a strange computer that looked over-sized. No one was there. Except me of course if you're stupid and didn't know that.
I got up off of the bed and looked at the room more closely. There was some weird machine that looked like something you would see in some stupid sci-fi movie. I walked over to it. There was a large ominous red button. I stared at it. Negi! Don't touch that! You don't know what it could do! The voice in my head screamed at me.
Exactly I don't know what it does. That's why I should press it! I argued back.
NOOOOOOOO! The voice screamed as I pressed it. Ya know the machine I told you about earlier? Well it started glowing and attacked me with a bright light.
"Whoa were the…?" I whispered.
I was in some weird place that was extremely bright and was glowing orange. Then I saw some little spotted cat thing walking up to me. It had an extremely puffy tail. For some reason I bent down and picked it up.
"What's wrong with you're tail? It looks like it got electrocuted" I asked it.
Of course it didn't answer it just twitched its ears and jumped forward.
"Wah! Get of me cat!"
Then all the orange light stopped and I was back in the dark room. Except now there was some weird blonde guy that could probably pass for my twin glaring at me.
"Did you press that button?" he asked.
I glared and wacked him. I didn't stay long enough to see what his reaction would be I ran up the stairs that I just noticed. Upon getting to the top of the stairs I found myself in what looked like the inside of a café. It was pink and girly. I asked no questions and ran out of that place as fast as I could.
I had never been so happy to be home in my life. Yeah sure I hated my slutty sister and my parents, but at least it made sense! Ok I'm just going to pretend none of this happened. Darn it! That's not gonna work! Why you ask? Well outside my house was an elephant-human thing with a rocket launcher. Oh and that weird guy with green hair was there too.
"Hey! Were have you been? I was waiting."
"Don't talk to me like you know me!"
"Go! Chimera Animal!"
Ok so the elephant came running after me and shot at me with the rocket launcher. I jumped out of the way just as it hit the ground and exploded. But I was still hit by the shock and was sent flying. I landed on the grass around my house a couple feet from a tree. I stumbled up and quickly ran to the tree and broke a stick off. I wasn't going to let some freakin' elephant kill me! Then it charged at me with its tusks thrust forward. I readied myself. Right when it was about to hit me I stepped to the side and stabbed its eye with the stick. It roared in pain… and rage… It spun around and hit me with its head. I was sent flying again but this time I landed on the sidewalk not the grass… I was cut up pretty badly.
"Dammit…" I muttered.
Then some random pink flying hamster flew down in front of me and puked up some gold shiny thing. I stared. Things just keep getting weirder and weirder. I looked down it was a pendant. Grab it! My inner voice told me. And for once I listened to it. I kissed it and shouted,
"Mew Mew Negi Onion! METAMORPHO-SIS!"
In case you're wondering what Negi's Mew outfit looks like, I'll post a picture of it somewhere maybe in a youtube video… I'll tell you people when I finish it and were I posted it! Lol I actually have no idea what it looks like either! All I know is it will be blue…Light blue which is her favorite color…