"Eddy, I beg of you, please dispose of that!" Edd pleaded with his friend, "Just by possessing that, you're breaking the law!"

"Relax, Sockhead," Eddy replied, "we're not going to be in possession of it for very long."

"Dare I ask why that is," Folding his arm, Edd eyed his longtime friend suspiciously.

"Get a clue, Double D! All three of us are going to smoke this baby up," Eddy patted Edd on the cheek, pleading at him with those dark eyes that Edd feel in love with throughout the years.

Edd held his ground, "absolutely not! I will not partake in destroying my brain development. Thank you very much! Cannabis use can lead to detrimental physiological and psychological side effects."

Eddy nodded uninterested as Edd explained all of the side effects from marijuana use, "Blah, blah, it could affect my and what little memory and concentration Ed has left. Honestly Sockhead, what is one bag of marijuana going to do to us?" Eddy turned to Ed, "can you understand a word Double D said?"

"Double D was giving us the test answers for next year's homework?" Ed asked.

Eddy chuckled, "no Ed. He would rather stay here and read his science books than smoke weed with us!"

"But we have always done stuff together," Ed sniffled.

Eddy patted Ed on the back and replied in mock hurt, "he thinks we're a bad influence on him! Doesn't it just break your heart, big guy?" Ed sniffled into Eddy's shirt. Ed looked up at Edd with puppy dog eyes and pouted his lower lip at him.

"Ed, you can't possibly assume I'm the bad guy in this. I'm only looking out for Eddy's and your health." He also didn't trust Matthew's intentions of giving Eddy a half a bag of pot, but he wasn't going to voice his concern over that issue.

"But you won't be there when I get a boo-boo!" Ed blubbered.

"How can you say that, Ed? I'll always be there for you and Eddy." Edd sighed in defeat. It didn't take much for Edd to give in to Eddy's demands, especially when Ed was involved. Each one of them was lost without the other. Ed would cry a river if he believed that his friends were disappointed in him. Eddy would drink himself into a stupor, judging from Eddy's actions the night before. Edd would do anything to try to keep the group together, even if it meant sacrificing his own good health to do so. "Look, you two. You need drug paraphernalia. "

"Shit," Eddy cursed, "where the hell am I get a bowl or a bong? Matthew is not going to lend his to us."

"Well, I guess you're just going to return this hazardous plant back to your brother," Edd stated.

"Don't sound so excited there, Nixon! I know just the guy who has one," Eddy replied.

"Drats," Edd muttered.

The purple retro van parked outside of the playground. After the kids in the cul-de-sac grown up, the playground was mostly used as the occasional hangout place for teenagers to sit on the playground equipment and smoke, chat with each other, or to just to relax after a hard day. Since Matthew's reckless driving incident, the playground equipment was out of commission until the city rebuilds it – if they decide to. The youngest residents in the cul-de-sac are Sarah and Jimmy and they were both twelve. Whether or not the city decided to rebuild the playground was yet to be seen.

Eddy walked through the rubble of broken playground equipment towards the trees while Edd and Ed watched him from the van. Eddy waited by the tree and began counting down with his fingers. Once he was done, Jonny fell out of the tree with a broken branch stuck to his head. Plank fell out of the tree a second after Jonny did. Jonny still carried around and talked to Plank. Some ingrained habits were just hard to break for some people.

Jonny pulled off the branch that had a vice grip on his skull and rubbed his head, "Geez Plank, you would think that some of these branches would be sturdy enough for us to nap in." He listened to the inanimate object, "what you mean I'm getting too heavy to be climbing trees?"

"Hey Jonny boy!" Eddy greeted as Jonny lifted himself up and pulled a twig out of his wild hair.

"Hey Eddy," Jonny greeted back, "how have you been?"

"I've been alright," Eddy shrugged, "listen, I need to ask you a favor."

"What kind of favor?" Jonny asked.

"Follow me back to the van and we can talk there," Eddy headed back to the van with Jonny trailing behind him. Eddy opened the back door of the van for Jonny to crawl into the back and shut the door behind him. Jonny looked from Ed to Edd nervously. Edd always had the impression that Jonny either suffered from social phobia or low self-confidence and the scene before him was enough proof of that. Edd and Ed greeted Jonny. That seemed to put Jonny more at ease inside of the van.

"There's nothing to worry about, Jonny. Eddy just wants to ask to borrow something from you." Edd stated to soothe the anxious teen. He was a bit nervous himself. To ask someone that they've known for years for drug paraphernalia was audacious even for Eddy. Eddy climbed into the driver's side several seconds later.

"You gotta like your van, Eddy," Jonny complimented.

"It was just something I remodeled with my dad at his car shop. The guys and I hung out in it when it was still in the junkyard" Eddy replied, "so do you still smoke weed?"

Jonny rubbed the back of his neck, "I still smoke it every once in a while, why?"

"I got some weed, but I've kinda in a spot," Eddy explained, "I don't have anything to smoke it with."

Jonny listened to Plank before he answered, "I've got a bowl in my pocket if the fall didn't smash it into pieces." Jonny pulled a tie-dyed marijuana bowl out of his pocket. "It still looks like it's in one piece."

"So about lending your bowl to us?" Eddy reached for it, but received a smack on the hand for his effort.

"Not so fast!" Jonny yelled, "Plank says that we'll loan you the pipe for a trade."

"A trade? What do I look like?" Eddy muttered to no one in particular.

"I'll lend you the pipe in exchange for a quarter of the ganja that you've got." Jonny bargained.

"Fine, you can smoke it with us in the junkyard," Eddy relented.

"Ah, Eddy," Edd spoke up. He could not sacrifice his own morals and health just to appease Eddy. Such notion was absurd. He quickly thought of a way to get out of smoking marijuana without upsetting Ed or Eddy. "I'm feeling under the weather. My apologies, Eddy. I'll have to partake in this kind of illegal activity with you gentlemen some other time."

"It's cool, Double D." Eddy replied, starting up the van, "I can drop you off at the house on the way to the junkyard."

"Thank you, Eddy. I appreciate it," Edd's plan worked better than he had expected. Though he felt guilty for feigning illness just to get out of a situation, he was at least thankful that he would remain abstinent from potentially harmful drugs.

After Eddy had dropped him off at the house, Edd spent his time reading a used college textbook he gotten at a yard sale a year ago about the different types of illegal drugs, but it only made his fears regarding Ed and Eddy worse. He pretty much gave them permission to smoke pot without him. He debated himself on if he should check on them. His train of thought was interrupted by the door in Eddy's room opening and closing.

Edd chose to ignore it. He already knew who came inside of the room. All of the time he fretted over the marijuana, he almost had forgotten about the man's indecent proposition in the kitchen. He hoped that the man could at least wait until later on and give him a bit more time to think of a way to dodge the issue without getting his secrets exposed. He didn't want to sleep with the guy. However, Matthew knew the correct buttons to push with him to make him change his mind.

"Looks like we both have the house to ourselves," Edd could hear the lust dripping out of the man's voice. Edd's book was quickly snatched out of his hands, "What's wrong, Princess? Did your boyfriend leave you here all alone with me?"

Edd looked up at the man, "if you must know, Eddy went to go smoke your little gift without me. I refused to take part in something so unhealthy!"

"I'm not complaining, Sockhead. It just means that we have several hours to get to know each other better, unless you want Pipsqueak to learn about how dirty you really are." Matthew added huskily. Before Edd could protest, Matthew pushed Edd's torso into the mattress and crawled on top of him, breathing heavily.

"Matthew, wait! This is too sudden! This is Eddy's room! We can't have sexual relations on Eddy's bed. Just stop and listen to reason!" Edd protested.

Matthew sunk his teeth into the flesh between his collarbone and his neck, causing Edd to cry out in pain and in masochistic pleasure. The man's chapped lips and teeth against his tender skin were causing Edd's brain to become dizzy with pleasure. Matthew lifted his head up to answer the teen below him, "What Pipsqueak doesn't know won't kill him. Besides, Pipsqueak is going to expect the same out of you when you become his little housewife or whatever."

"What makes you so sure?" Edd questioned, defiantly.

Matthew quickly pointed to the dirty magazines scattered around the room, "Does that answer your question? It's not so bad, Princess. The only thing you need to do is relax and let yourself experience this, since you're clearly enjoying yourself. "

Matthew rubbed his crotch against Edd's own, causing more of those moans that he liked so much. It took most of his willpower not to rip the scrawny teen's clothes off and bury himself inside of Edd, fucking him until the teen shouted his name like a wanton whore. He removed both of their shirts. The teen's shirt was preventing him from seeing Edd in all of his glory. The teen did not have a muscle to him. Matthew took in the sight of the light beige skin before him. He looked down at Edd's pants and found that the sixteen year old was as hard as he was. Edd was obviously turned on by the sweet friction between both of their bodies.

Edd felt Matthew kneading on his chest. He let out a soft moan. The man's rough hands slid against his sensitive skin like leather against silk. His nipples hardened at the man's rough treatment. The 24 year old smirked down at him, "you seem like you're really enjoying this. So much for your sweet and innocent act, huh?"

"Just shut up and continue!" Edd gasped, biting his own lip to prevent himself from moaning loudly. Matthew lowered his head to take one of the dusky nipples into his mouth. He teased the nipple with his tongue. Edd's moans grew louder and his erection became stiffer. He could tell that the teen was close to having an orgasm.

Matthew withdrew his mouth and lowered himself down to Edd's pelvic area. Matthew unbuttoned Edd's pants and pulled his zipper down. Edd gasped out, "What are you doing?"

"You'll see," Matthew replied, successfully pulling down Edd's pants, leaving Edd in just his boxers. Lust overpowered any rational thought that Edd had and he let pleasure consume whatever reservations he had regarding the activity.

His genitals were released from their confines and stood erect underneath Matthew's chin. Edd tried to hide his erection from the man's prying eyes, but Matthew held his legs in place. Matthew smirked and greedily took Edd's erection into his mouth. He hated giving blowjobs, but it was just a means to an end. If he can get Edd to cum for him, it would be a lot easier to get him to do other things.

He bobbed his head up and down on the shaft. The teen's cock was an average size, so it was not too challenging to suck him off. By the way Edd's toes curled his toes and the way he moaned; Matthew knew that Edd could not hold off an orgasm forever. He bobbed his head faster until the teen finally came inside of his mouth. The man gave Edd's cock a few more sucks before swallowing Edd's seed.

Time was an interesting thing. Never would he have imagined that he would have reduced the prepubescent boy that challenged him years ago to a sweaty boneless heap on his younger brother's bed. There was something exhilarating about the whole idea. He looked the teen in the face. Edd's cheeks were tinted pink as he slowly came down from his sexual high. "Pretty intense, huh?" Matthew finally spoke up, "so quit looking like I asked you to murder someone for me. You sure as hell didn't feel guilty about it when you were getting sucked off."

"I threw away most of my morals within the last hour and had sexual relations with my best friend's brother on his bed. I'm at least allowed some time feel guilty over it." Edd mumbled sourly.

"Whatever," Matthew shrugged, "It's not like Pipsqueak would know what happened here anyway."

"I would though," Edd argued. Even the thought of looking Eddy in the eye after what he allowed to happen was terrifying. It felt like he cheated on Eddy with Matthew, even though the two of them were only friends.

"Look if you want to beat yourself up over letting me to give you a blowjob, that's on you, but we're not finished here."

Edd didn't have the energy to argue with Matthew anymore. It was obvious that Matthew did whatever he wanted and disregarded how it may affect another person. Edd might as well be explaining the immorality of the situation to a brick wall. "What do you mean by that?"

"I done you a pretty big favor just a minute ago, so it's time for you to return the favor," Matthew explained suggestively, laying back against the bed with his arms folded under his head. Edd knew what Matthew wanted him to do.

Edd hesitantly unbutton the man's pants and pulled down on the zipper. The man's boxers tented from his erection. Edd caressed the man's erection, shyly. He was not sure if he was off to a good start. The only person that he ever pleasured before was himself and that didn't count. He just wanted to get the man off as quickly as possible. The awkwardness of giving Matthew pleasure was unbearable, even if he did consider the man attractive.

Matthew yanked his own boxers down, freeing his erection from its confines. Edd was shocked when he seen what the man had below the beat. He was not the type to feel envious of other guys having a larger penis size than him, but he was still shocked by the fact that Matthew was larger than him by at least three inches. Not only that, but Matthew's genitals were also completely bare. Edd knew of female porn stars shaving themselves down below regularly, thanks to Eddy and his knowledge of anything involving porn, but he had never heard of guys shaving themselves before.

"Go ahead, Princess. Put it into your mouth." Matthew instructed. The raven-haired adolescent took the cock into his hand and stroked it a couple of times. Pre-ejaculate leaked from the tip. Edd grimaced at what he was about to do. He took Matthew's cock into his mouth. He was only able to get half of the man's erection into his mouth without gagging.

Matthew grunted with approval and commanded him to stroke whatever he couldn't fit into his mouth. Edd couldn't think of an activity that was as mortifying and unsanitary as what he was doing at the moment. He could keep telling himself that he was doing it to keep his friendship with Eddy intact, but he was not sure that was entirely the case anymore. Edd absolutely loathed the man's personality. Matthew was a selfish, sociopathic bully. However, that did not stop Edd from being remotely curious about what a physical relationship with Matthew would be like. He continued his pace. He jaw and his wrists were starting to hurt after a few minutes. Inexperience made the task harder to do after minutes have gone by.

He nearly choked when Matthew pushed his head down further down. Edd figured that Matthew must have been getting close, because Matthew was breathing erratically as he thrust into Edd's mouth. Matthew kept a firm hold on Edd's head as he felt his peak approaching. After a few more thrusts, he released inside of Edd's mouth. After his climax, Matthew tilted Edd's chin up, "You were not half bad for a beginner, Princess. Now you just need to swallow it."

Edd hesitantly swallowed down the man's semen, which left a weird aftertaste in his mouth. "There you go," Matthew purred, "We'll have to do it again sometime soon."

"Uh, sure." Edd didn't know who he was becoming. After engaging in a sexual act with Matthew, he wasn't even sure if he was the same person that he once was. He still felt the same way about his friends. He still could explain the anatomy of a queen bee. He still could work on inventions if he had use of his own garage again. He just felt like a dirtier version of himself.