Note: I do not own Team Fortress 2. Valve does. But if I did, I would be happy lol.
The Life of a Spycrab
Chapter 2: Luck
Without truly realizing what he had done, the Spycrab walked into the open, but it was a bad choice. Out of nowhere, a Sniper shot him, and then a sentry started firing at him. He was getting hurt pretty badly. Soon, his whole suit was covered in blood, and it was all his. It stained the ground too.
They did not cease fire at any time and kept shooting at the poor thing until it was dead. Or so they thought. The little guy passed out, and they did not notice a figure in a robe take the Spycrab out of the area.
Later that day…
The Spycrab woke up, not even expecting to be alive. "Zat vas a successful procedure." A voice said. It was coming from a slightly tall German man wearing glasses, a medical coat, two rubber gloves, and holding some sort of Medigun. "I alvays vonder vhy ze hell you little Spycrab Fräulein are alvays killed by zose hunting Schweinhunds , even zough you are nearly harmless to us humans." Then, he gave the Spycrab a lollypop, just like a young child, or someone young at heart would get after a doctor's appointment.
"Didja find them Spycrabs we were lookin' fur?" A man in overalls and a hardhat said. He was an Engineer. "Speak of the devils. Yeee haw! Another bunch'a them Spycrabs saved by us!"
"It feels good to help ze poor creatures." The Medic replied. "It almost feels as good as vhen it is October in Germany."
"Are you sure that is not just because you guys are celebratin' yur Oktoberfest and getting drunk off yur behinds?" The Engineer snickered.
"Shut op Dummkopf !" The doctor replied. "Now, scuttle off little Spycrab, try not to get spotted by zose pesky sentries!"
To be continued…
Schweinhunds is German for pigdogs, and Dummkopf is German for idiot, just to let you all know.