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~Slytherin Dorm~

n. icky place that's full of stupid and arrogant boys that have infamous surnames and are all butt ugly

"Um…are you really going to do that?" Scorpius asked quietly.

"Yes." Rose said bluntly. "Pass that little vial will you?"

"…"

"We don't have all night. Hurry it up Rose!" Came Albus's fierce whisper shout.

"Hand me the vial of extract now Scorp."

Scorpius sighed has he handed Rose the Extract of Newts Tongue. He watched as she muttered something and pointed her wand to the bottle.

They were currently inside the boys' dormitory in the Slytherin dorm. Al had volunteered for the "watch" job which left himself, and Rose to do the actual deed. So here they were at Samuel Witherstin's bedside about to slather his hair in a lotion that would ultimately turn his hair blue, then green, and then red. Rose had been doing an extra credit assignment in Potions and stumbled upon this concoction. She had only tested it on a rat though. The only fault in her plan was they didn't know what happened after Samuel's hair turned red.

Samuel had made a crude joke about Lily the other day and Rose had demanded revenge. Lily had left the lunch table in tears. Scorpius sighed again as he continued to watch as Rose carefully spread the extract onto Samuel. She had been very adamant and persuasive in her methods to get him to help.

Very persuasive...

She'd flirted and even suggested that she'd do all his Potions homework for a week to help her get into the dorm. (He hated Potions)

Scorpius was all for getting back at Samuel, after all Lily was like an adoptive sister. He had just been planning for a more subtle approach.

He heard her begin to mutter a hex that caused bad acne. When she finished the spell words began to form out of the red bumps forming on Samuel's face. Then the words formed out of the pimply things began oozing puss as well.

He must be a hell of a deep sleeper...

The smile on Rose's face was absolutely vixen like. Scorpius stared at her face because she just looked so...pretty when she was like this?

"We can go now." She announced. As she walked out she turned and said, "Aren't you coming Scorp? Don't want to get caught right?"

Then with a little wink she strode out, quiet as a cat, grabbed Al and all but marched out of the dorm. As Scorpius quickly shook his head and followed her out the door.