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Book of the Update: In Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

Song of the Update: Call It What You Want by Foster the People

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I'm feeling lost like a one-way ticket to hell,

~Killin' It by Foxy Shazam

The six girls are lonely. Four together, six apart. So an IMing session occurs.

GreyEyedOne: Everyone, get on.

ForTheLoveOfDove: Annie, I'm in my bedroom. You could just come get me.

SilverAndGold: Yeah, Annabeth. Rey and I are watching Arrested Development in the living room.

GreyEyedOne: Get Reyna on here now.

TheSuperiorOne is now online.

TheSuperiorOne: What?

GreyEyedOne: Is that how you greet your best friend?

TheSuperiorOne: You interrupted me from Gob.

GreyEyedOne: Touche.

ForTheLoveOfDove: Why can't I talk back to you?

GreyEyedOne: Pipes, you're probably dreaming about what Jason is doing right now.

SilverAndGold: Or what he looks like.

TheSuperiorOne: He could be a complete geek, you know that right?

ForTheLoveOfDove: Guys, why would I be dreaming of Jason?

GreyEyedOne: Because that's took up half of your life in eighth grade.

TheSuperiorOne: Let's get back to the matter at hand. Why did you interrupt me from Arrested Development?

GreyEyedOne: Thals and Katie are gonna get on in a minute.

americanidiot is now online.

SilverAndGold: THALIA!

ForTheLoveOfDove: I missed you!

GreyEyedOne: It feels like I haven't seen you in ages!

TheSuperiorOne: How was the flight?

americanidiot: I'm glad people love me :) Guess who I saw?

GreyEyedOne: WHO?

americanidiot: Guess. You're probably never get it though so...

FlowerPower is now online.

FlowerPower: Travis here.

americanidiot: WHAT THE FRACKING FLIP ARE YOU DOING HERE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

GreyEyedOne: If you're from Anonymous, you've already targeted us. It would be below you to repeat an insult.

FlowerPower: Guys, that was just the moronic, annoying guy sitting next to me. Reading over my shoulder right now, actually.

ForTheLoveOfDove: Well, this is completely normal. Katie always has guys take her phone and act like he's a hacker or a creeper.

SilverAndGold: I'm so confused right now.

FlowerPower: Wait, this happens a lot to Katie?

ForThe Love of Dove: *ahem* I smell something that bares a shocking resemblance to love.

TheSuperiorOne: To me, it smells more along the lines of idiocy.

FlowerPower: That's nice of you guys.

americanidiot: Says the guys who acts like a hacker.

FlowerPower: KK, I gots the phone back.

americanidiot: I GUESS EVERYONE FORGOT ME RIGHT?

SilverAndGold: Just tell us, please.

americanidiot: HERMES WAS DRIVING MY FREAKING CAB.

TheGreyEyedOne: Uh, as in Hermes Castellan?

americanidiot: Nar, who else do we know with the first name of Hermes?

TheSuperiorOne: There is that guy who works at the convience store...

americanidiot: Shut up.

americanidiot: Anyways, he's my adoptive half-brother.

ForTheLoveOfDove: I think we all deserve a better explanation than that.

SilverAndGold: Ditto.

americanidiot: Zeus adopted him, mom had some gang problems.

TheGreyEyedOne: So technically you and Luke are...

TheGreyEyedOne: Let me do the math...

americanidiot: step/half-nephew

SilverAndGold: And Luke decided to never mention this to you why?

americanidiot: Let's get off the subject of Luke, okay?

americanidiot: Okay. Case closed.

americanidiot: Do you know what case we should open up? One about the weird guy on Katie's phone.

FlowerPower: So because you don't want to talk about your dramarama we must talk about ours?

FlowerPower: Well, yeah. We kind of obviously have to. Thalia scares me.

americanidiot: Yeah, Kat. Listen to the dude for once.

FlowerPower: Okay, I will if Trav gets on his own account.

ForTheLoveOfDove: Are you sure we should just let anyone on here?

FlowerPower: What you guys obviously don't understand is that I'm not just any random internet predator. I'm like eighteen and sitting next to Katie RIGHT NOW.

FlowerPower: Like, we're eating breakfast right now, right now.

TheSuperiorOne: But you don't know this guy, Katie. He could be a homeless guy pretending to be young and hip to lure you in.

FlowerPower: He's on scholarship. And has a laptop and carry on bag right next to us.

ForTheLoveOfDove: Ooh, defensive.

americanidiot: Well, obviously Travis is not a creeper.

TheGreyEyedOne: Because Katie is soooooooo sure.

TheFirstStoll: That's cuz I'm NOT a weirdo.

TheFirstStoll: God.

SilverAndGold: Whose the second Stoll?

FlowerPower: His brother.

ForTheLoveOfDove: *wiggles eyebrows*

americanidiot: Gots to go. Miss Crapshade is here.

TheGreyEyedOne: Ohhhh, that sucks sweetie. I'm sorry.

SilverAndGold: GOOD LUCK

ForTheLoveOfDove: Have fun!

TheSuperiorOne: Be the bigger person!

FlowerPower: Don't be rude.

americanidiot: please.

americanidiot is now offline.

FlowerPower: Trav, half and hour til boarding for me

TheFirstStoll: I'm getting off then. Need to finish the donut. You're distracted, so you won't be a jerk about my eating habits.

FlowerPower: I still have ears.

TheFirstStoll is now offline,

FlowerPower: Travis is pissing me off, I'll talk to you later.

SilverAndGold: WAIT! Annie made an enemy.

FlowerPower: Really? Who?

ForTheLoveOfDove: The boy next door.

FlowerPower: Ooh cliche'.

TheGreyEyedOne: Says the girl who fell for the guy she met at a train station.

FlowerPower: Oh shut up.

ForTheLoveOfDove: We all know it's true.

FlowerPower: BYE GIRLS LOVE YA XOXO

FlowerPower is now offline.

ForTheLoveOfDove: Poor lovesick Katie.

SilverAndGold: Arrested Development. Now.

TheGreyEyedOne is now offline.

ForTheLoveOfDove is now offline.

TheSuperiorOne is now offline.

SilverAndGold is now offline.

As Annabeth, Piper, Hazel, and Reyna obsess over Netflix, Thalia swallows down bile and drops her phone in her bag, and Katie tells Travis to shut up.

Things may not be what they used to be, but they sure seem like it sometimes.

How'd you like?