Fly Soup, or The Stoutland Chronicles
Chapter Two
A redheaded gentleman with prominent sideburns presses a button on the top of a tape recorder and is happy to hear his own voice playing back to him.
My name is Hans.
I have come to visit mankind's future through a device I stole from the boy in the purple suit, who calls himself Hiro.
He went back in time to find answers, and I went forward in time to seek a pathway to find my own place.
What Hiro does not know is that the only person who can defeat me is someone who is madly in love with Anna. I am trying to get my forces together so that even a lover of Anna will not defeat me. Unfortunately at this point that is my one weakness.
I record this on the tape so that I can remind myself of my purpose. I must find a way to counter a paramour of Anna's. One thing I know is that it is doubtful such a one can be found at Arendelle. Oh, that blond fellow Kristoff loves her, but he is no match for me. Hiro is a match for me, but he does not love Anna.
Even more to the point, HIro is in love with another girl. A bleedin' college student who is a member of his superhero team. I think she is very attractive and if I could change her personality, I'd attempt to woo her. I'm working on an elixir that do just that. Yes, Hiro. Honey Lemon is going to be my girlfriend, and eventual wife. But you won't like what I'm going to do with her, to persuade her to such a position.
Of course, it would be very bad if Hiro heard this recording, but I doubt he's going to. He's back in 1846, shortly after I got imprisoned in the Southern Isles for my attempt in capturing Arendelle. My wicked brothers, you know…
Hiro loved his brother, just as Anna loves Elsa. Well, not just as, I think that Anna and Elsa have a relationship that allowed them to defeat me only because of how much they cared for one another…if either Elsa or Anna had been removed from the equation early on, Arendelle would be mine already. But no, I've got to fight for it. Rest assured, though, that I will be fighting with Honey Lemon on my side. I'd try to go after Gogo as well But she would have to submit to the Overlord Hans and his Lady, Honey Lemon, and she doesn't seem the type to do that.
And the best part is, Hiro does not know he must fall in love with Anna to defeat me. Even if he finds out, he can't force himself to love her. It has to be genuine.
And being in love with Honey Lemon will stop him from managing it even if he does fall in love with Anna. Unless he is madly, insanely head over heels for that darling redhead, and whom no other girl can mean as much to him, I will triumph. So I think there's a good chance that he will not prevail against me, since even though there's a good chance he can fall in love with Anna if he spends time with her, the one thing he cannot do is fall out of love with Honey Lemon. She's his soulmate, and you can't stop yourself from loving your soulmate.
Not that I have a soulmater…thankfully I am spared from that stigma. It's me alone. And Honey Lemon's beauty. Together we shall rule everything.
Of course, she won't be herself when she's dominating, but so what? If I could have used this personality transfusion elixir on Anna, I would have. Most of my frustration would have been quelled with this elixir. But I didn't know Anna was a threat then. I underestimated her, but you can rest assured that I won't underestimate her again. Though this time, she needs a Hiro to save her and her precious sister, and unfortunately, it's not possible for him to do so, thanks to my sweet (and future) Honey.
END OF RECORDING, TAPE CONCLUDES.