1Quick shout-out! To a guest named: Heyyyyyyyy123: You should continue the one-shots! I love them! Also, if you put Bill in them that would be great! Buy gold, BYE!

I will put some Bill in there, once I get some inspiration! Thank you for the feedback, guys! I Appreciate it! Blah Blah Blah, On with the story!

Dipper's POV

"DIPPER!? DIPPER! DIPPY, WAKE UP!" Mabel jumped up and down on top of me.

"What!?" I grunted, shoving Mabel off my bed.

"It's our BIRTHDAY!" Mabel cheered as she skipped down the stairs.

I grabbed my present for Mabel and hurried down the stairs.

"Grunkle Stan!? Did you buy me a unicorn like I asked!?" Mabel screamed.

"Yeah, it's outside." I heard Stan say.

How did Stan get a unicorn? Me and Mabel ran outside.

There stood, Gompers the goat, with a stick glued to his head.

"That's not a unicorn." Mabel sighed disappointedly.

"Yes it is!" Stan said.

"Maybe this will cheer you up, Mabel." I said, handing her present over.

"Thanks, Dip." She said, opening it.

"A NEW BEDAZZLE GUN!? THANK YOU DIPPER!" Mabel shrieked as she hugged me.

"You..'re...Choking...me..." I croaked out.

"Oh, sorry Dippy. This is for you Dipper!" She shoved a box into my face. I opened it.

"The new issue of The Sibling Brothers! Collector's addition! Thank you, Mabel!" I cheered.

"Didn't you get Dipper something, Grunkle Stan?" Mabel asked.

"Unicorns cost a lot these days, Mabel." Stan said mater-o-factly.

"That's a GOAT!" Mabel screamed.

"Don't worry about it, Mabel." I told her.

"Stan! It's our Thirteenth Birthday! You are the worst Grunkle ever!" Mabel screamed.

This isn't good. I've never seen Mabel like this before.

"Mabel, really, it's okay!" I said trying to calm her down.

"No! It's NOT okay Dipper!"

Mabel was really mad.

I was a little disappointed.

"Greedy kids..." Stan said as he walked back inside.

"I guess it's worth a try..." Mabel said, walking towards her 'Unicorn'.

She jumped on his back.

"Baaa!" Gompers said as he bucked her off.

"Ow!" Mabel hit the ground.

I had an idea.

"Mabel, be careful with that thing, I'll be right back." I said heading towards the woods.

I took book 3 from my vest and flipped through the pages.

"Unicorns, unicorns, unic-AHA!" I said as I found the page I was looking for.

I have discovered that the legendary horned horse is indeed real. Deep in the Gravity Falls forest, lies a meadow, where unicorns run free! How to capture: The page was ripped. Really?

I continued through th forest, looking for the meadow illustrated.

"Neigh!"

I whipped my head to the direction the sound came from.

"Neigh!"

I leaped behind a bush, peaking out a little.

There stood a beautiful white horse with a horn on it's head.

Wow.

I snuck up behind it, I had no idea what I was about to do, but it was probably gonna be dumb. I grabbed it's tail and pulled hard.

"Come with me, horsie." I said in a soothing voice.

Then, I was on the ground. She kicked me in the face!

She turned to look at me.

"You could have said please." She said. It talks, Wow.

"Cool! You talk!" I exlaimed.

"Why did you pull my tail?" She asked.

"It's me and my sister's Birthday, and she has always wanted a unicorn, Our great uncle didn't get us anything, except a goat with a stick glued on his head, and I was wondering...Would you please give her a ride?" I asked the unicorn.

"...Sure." She said.

" Thank you so much!"

"I'll give you a ride if you give me directions." She said.

"Okay." I climbed on her back.

"It's that way." I pointed.

She galloped in the direction I pointed.

On the way home, I lost the little manliness I still had. But it was worth it, for Mabel.

She skidded to a stop.

"Is this the place?" She asked.

"Yes, I'll go get Mabel, you stay here, okay?" I took off inside.

"MABEL!? I have a surprise!" I called.

"What do you mean? You already gave me your present." She said.

"Think of it as a bonus."

I led her outside.

"What...is...that!?" She asked.

"A unicorn! She will give you a ride!"

"A Real unicorn?" Mabel asked.

"Yeah I'm real." The unicorn said.

"She talks!" Mabel screamed with glee.

"You are the best brother in the whole world!" Mabel screeched.

Mabel hopped on the unicorn.

"This. Is. Awesome."