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Dipper's POV (I do this a lot.)

"C' mon Mabel!"

I continued running through the forest, branches and roots threatening to trip me, thorns tugging on me, slowing me down. I looked back to see Mabel doing her best to keep up. She was the more athletic of the two of us, but she was carrying a very scared Waddles. When I wasn't looking a thin branch whacked my face, it hurt a little, it didn't stop me, but I lost my pine tree hat. I didn't bother looking back, I could tell it was long gone.

"DIPPER!?"

I stopped running and turned around.

The monster that I summoned, held my sister.

"Let go of me, you isosalese monster!" Mabel screamed at the monster, known as Bill Cypher.

"Shooting star, it's no use struggling. I am the mighty Bill Cypher! AHAHA AHAHAHAHA! It's funny how dumb you are!"

"Let go of my sister! I beat you once, Bill, I can beat you again!" I shouted at the floating triangle.

"Pine Tree, this isn't a dream. This is reality! You can't conger what you conceive out here!"

He was right. I was running out of options. Before I could think anymore, Mabel shrieked.

Bill threw Waddles into the forest, He let out a squeal as he flew over trees.

"WADDLES! You monster!" Mabel screamed as she flew from his grasp and poked him in the eye repeatedly saying her trademark, "Beep, Bop, Boop."

"OW! MY EYE! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! HOW DID YOU KNOW, SHOOTING STAR?!" Bill asked as he dropped to the pine needled floor.

"Quick, Dipper! Do the incantation!" Mabel screamed as she leaped off of the giant red triangle.

"Right! Libb Rehpyc! Og Yawa! Reven Nruter! Rettun Srettub Era Ymmuy!" I recited. Weird, it almost seems like it's something backwards... OH WELL!

Bill Disapeared saying: "Remember: Reality is an allusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!"

"Great job Mabel! You beat Bill!" I praised her.

"Thanks, Dippy, Wait a second... WADDLES!" Mabel ran in the wrong direction, screaming "Waddles?!"

"It's the other way!"

She came running back, this time in the other direction.

Who knew Mabel's silliness could stop a dream demon from destroying a town?

Hope you liked it! Feel free to comment on the incantation! Buy gold, BYE!