Author: Alright, next up is Emmett. And boy, do I have a treat for you! But first…
Jasper: AmytheHedgehog14 does not own the Twilight characters, Stephenie Meyer does. Why are you making ME do this?
Author: Idk, it's fun?
Jasper: =(
Author: Oh lighten up, You'll LOVE this next one! Emmett is going to sing…Drum roll please
Edward: -pulls drumset out of nowhere- drrrrmmmmmmmmm
Author:………….I Feel Pretty!
Emmett: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
Everyone: -cracking up-
Emmett: Oh fine.
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and BRIGHT! (and bright)
And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight
Any girl who isn't me tonight!
Everyone: -On the floor laughing- XD XD XD XD XD XD
Author: Forgive me now?
Jasper: YES! XD
I feel charming, oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I can hardly believe that I'm real
(That I can hardly believe I'm real
That I'm real!)
Rosalie: Oh god, I'm married to a Gaylord!
Edward: We need to videotape this for Youtube!!
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning, and entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy! (Dancing for joy!)
For I'm loved, by a pretty wonderful boy!
Everyone: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Emmett: Oh shut up!
Author: -holding back laughter- okay..that's it for today. Next up singing is…Alice!
Alice: Please don't make me sing some weird song..
Author: Don't worry. You have a normal song. Now..Jasper?
Jasper: Please read and review, no flames!