Author: Yay! I'm back!! Before I tell you guys what Carlisle is gonna be singing, Jasper has 2 do the disclaimer thingie.
Jasper: AmytheHedgehog14 does not own the Twilight characters.
Author: Okay….Carlisle is gonna sing…………….
Carlisle: I'm scared
Author: You should be
Carlisle: O.o
Author: This is why I'm hot!
Carlisle: What!?!?! I can't rap!!!
Author: That's what makes it funny =P
Edward: I gotta see this!
Emmett: I call front row seat!!!
Esme: Oh gosh…
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why, This is why
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why, This is why
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You aint cause you not
This is why, this is why
This is why I'm hot
Everyone: XD XD
Rosalie: He can't rap for his life!
Author: I'm soo good XD
This is why I'm hot
I don't gotta rap
I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track
I represent New York
I got it on my back
Niggas say that we lost it
So Imma bring it back
I love the dirty dirty
Cause niggas show me love
The ladies start to bounce
As soon as I hit the club
But in the Midwest
They love to take it slow
So when I hit the **
I watch you get it on the floor
And if you need it hyphy
I take it to the Bay
Frisco to Sac-Town
They do it every day
Compton to Hollywood
As soon as I hit LA
I'm in that low low
I do it the Cali way
And when I hit Chi
People say that I'm fly
They like the way I dress
They like my attire
Move crowds from side to side
They ask me how I do it and I simply reply…
Bella: Holy crap this is funny.
Edward: I would have never imagined Carlisle rapping.
Author: I used to sorta like that song…
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why, this is why
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why, this is why
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
Catch me on the block
Every other day
Another bitch another drop
16 bars, 24 pop
44 songs, nigga gimme what you got
I'm in their driving cars
Push em off the lot
I'm into shutting stores down so I can shop
If you need a bird I can get it chopped
Tell me what you need you know I get em by the flock
I call my homie black meet on the ave
I hit Wash Heights with the money in the bag
We're into big spinners
See my pimping never dragged
Find me with different women you niggas never had
For those who say they know me know I'm focused on my cream
Player you come between you'd better focus on the bleam
I keep it so mean the way you see me lean
And when I say I'm hot nigga this is what I mean
Esme: Oh….my….gosh…
Jasper: Oh crap! XD
Author: He's kinda off…
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why, this is why
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why, this is why
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
Shorty see the drop
Ask me what I paid and I say yeah I paid a gaup
And then I hit the switch that take away the top
So chicks round the way they call me cream of the crop
They hop in the car
I tell em all aboard
We hit the studio they say they like how I record
I gave you black train and I did you wrong
So everytime I see em man they tell me that's their song
They say I'm the bomb
They love the way the charm hanging from the neck
They compliments the arm, which compliments the ear
Then comes the gear
So when I hit the room shorties stop and stare
Then niggas start to hate rearrange their face
Little do they know I keep em by the waist side
I reply nobody's gotta die
Similar to Lil Wizzy cause I got that fire
Everyone: -with their mouths hanging open- ……=O
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why, this is why
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why, this is why
This is why I'm hot
Alice: OMG
Bella: How many times did you say the 'n word' in that song?
Carlisle: I don't know…40 maybe?
Renesmee: Nigga!
Bella: NO!! Honey that's a BAD word. Never say that word okay?
Renesmee: okay..
Author: Okay..moving on…Jasper?
Jasper: -still trying to hold back laughter- okay…Please read and review, no flames. Song used- This is why I'm hot by Mims
Author: Next time Edward is gonna be singing.
Alice: Oh and this is for hugging my husband! –runs at her with a bat-
Author: O.o OH SHIT!
BANG!
Author: unghhh uhhhh duhhhh
Emmett: Ouch…
Alice: -pleased with herself- =D
Jasper: O.o