Itachi was bored. VERY bored. There were no missions to do, no people to terrorize, and no little brothers to beat up. Yeah, it was a pretty slow day.

Itachi was so bored, he decided to do something that he had sworn to all the Akatsuki, would melt your brain.

HE TURNED ON THE TV.

He held the remote in his hand and went channel surfing. It was to bad that the only thing the Uchiha prodigy saw only proved his brain melting point further. On one channel there was nothing but insane cartoons, the kind where the main character's too dumb to figure anything out. On another talking heads, another, love scenes. Just things the Uchiha would rather not watch. That was about the time his gaze shifted over to the controller next to him. This controller was connected to a cord, which was inturn connected with a gameing system, then the TV, the wall, the cables, and so on and so forth. But that didn't go through Itachi's head. His thoughts stopped with the gaming system.

It was Kisame's. The giant shark was usually the one who got bored, so he bought it for himself. But for now the wheels in his head were turning.

The Uchiha ever so slowly reached toward the controller when...

"ITACHI-SAN!" From around the corner rushed the shark man himself. Wearing nothing but his jumpsuit. Itachi quickly withdrew his hand. "Have you seen my cloak?" Itachi shook his head, so Kisame took his leave. Again Itachi slowly reached his hand out for the controller, but...

"You're sure?" Itachi nodded and rolled his eyes as Kisame took his leave once again. Itachi again moved his hand towards the controller.

"Itachi?" Diedara burst into the room and Itachi withdrew his hand. "Have you seen Sasori?" Itachi shook his head and Diedara left.

This time Itachi looked around the room before reaching towards the controller. But, like he predicted, in walked Sasori.

"Was Diedara looking for me?" Itachi nodded and Sasori left.

After that, Itachi waited for at least a minute before trying to grab the controller, but right before his fingertips touched it, the door flew open.

"buuuurrpp Hey, did I miss anything?" Zetsu asked. Itachi gave a frustrated groan as he headed to his room.

The moral of the story: It's hard to play video games when your organization members have the timing of you mom.

Well, not too bad. It just came to me. And seriusly, that's what my mom acts like. Review please.

Next Chapter:

Pink Bunnies and Pictures

Starring Itachi and Kisame, and with a special guest, Sasuke! Yea!