Author: You thought I was done? NOPE! As a special, I'm going to have the Twilight characters sing to songs YOU choose! Leave a comment saying who you want to sing and what song! It can be any song, even one you wrote. But you'll have to send me the words if it's an original.
Jasper: WHAT? But I might have to sing some gay song!
Author: Well just hope that the readers like you enough not to humiliate you.
Jasper: PLEASE LOVE ME!
Alice: WHAT??
Jasper: No I didn't mean it like that!
Alice: WHY YOU!
Jasper: Oh shit!
-Alice chases Jasper around with a bat-
Alice: Get your ass back here!
Jasper: SAVE ME!
Author: O.o OKAY THEN! Bye!! Don't forget to leave comments!
Jasper: DON'T TORTURE ME! PLEASE!!
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