Wait! I Think I Love You!

It was a quiet day in the woods as the Uchiha prodigy walked slowly through a clearing. When, all of a sudden, out popped...Kisame.

"Itachi-san," he said "I'm hungry, let's get something to eat." Itachi merely nodded and followed the shark man to a restaurant. He had ordered a bowl of ramen from a waitress and was busy waiting, when a girl walked up to him.

She was a short ninja, barely over five feet, with silver almond-shaped eyes1. She also had some sort of animal on a leash. Itachi decided that he didn't like her.

"Hello." she started. "My name is Bri1. This is my pet Me'mmel" Itachi looked down at her pet type...thing.

"What is it?" he questioned smugly. She sighed.

"It's a ninja leopard with laser eyes1! What did you think it was?" Itachi backed away slowly. Keeping an eye on the girl the whole time.

"And exactly what do you want?" he asked.

"I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" (No, I'm just kidding that's not what she says.)

The girl just smiled at him. Slowly, Itachi stood up. Than, he ran away.

"Wait!" Bri cried. "I think I love you!"

Itachi was finally safe. Then he heard the footsteps. He sat up on the bench he was resting on. Around a corner came another girl. She too was walking towards him.

This girl had deep set gray eyes and very short, wavy, fine, apricot-colored hair.1 She too, had a pet.

"Hello," she said "My names Ouinn Blake1. This is my pet Olon1. She's a radioactive insane psychic swan with the ability to walk up walls1!

Itachi got up and walked away.

"Wait!" she cried "I think I love you!"

Itachi was sitting at the very edge of Kanoha when he heard footsteps behind him.

"Let me guess:" Itachi growled. " You have some pet with problems, and you think you love me."

"Yes, how did you know?" Itachi turned around. Something was wrong. There was the pet, but the owner was a man.

OMG! Sorry that I haven't updated in... Gawd has it been four months? Well, I'm getting used to a new school and new kids but hey! I'm already working on another story! Centered around Sasori which was suggested and is dedicated to Yami Marik's Kitten, So there you go!

By the way, I had to reupload this because I forgot to put down what all the ones mean.

1 something I got off of the generator. So yeah! Thank you Mistress DragonFlame!