disclaimer: i am NOT stephenie meyer..i DO NOT own twilight or those crazy twilight kids or the 70.55 million (according to mtv[dot]com) the movie brought in this past weekend. although i DO own twilight ticket stubs (yes plural stubs) and a red alabaster heart paperweight which was handmade in volterra, italy (thanks to my vamptastic beta) which i'll cherish forever and forever and forever.

Author's Note: It was good to see that you guys enjoyed the karaoke chapter. Yay! Not going to say too much..the rambles will come later.

alright..gopher it! :D

BPOV:

It had been a week and a half since Edward signed his divorce papers. A week and a half since our trip to the karaoke bar. So much had changed in those ten days.

Emmett and Rosalie's relationship was in full swing. The two of them were constantly over at Emmett's, which meant Edward had to make more of an appearance at home so they wouldn't get suspicious. This meant that it had been ten days since I saw him, ten days since I had fallen asleep in his arms.

I tried to keep myself busy writing my new book. I decided to take a stab at yet another young adult novel. The classic tale of two best friends who never realize they're in love with each other until it's too late. This mission was turning out to be an unsuccessful one. The constant love and emotion I was pouring into the pages of my book kept one thing on my mind, Edward.

I heard the phone ring once and then it went silent.

Maybe they decided to hang up.

"Mommy?" Leilah asked as she walked in my room, the phone in hand.

Or Leilah answered it.

"Yes, Lei?" I said as I looked at my daughter. She stood there, one hand on her hip the other holding the phone. She was already starting to gain an attitude. It was cute.

"Auntie Rosie wants to talk to you." she said as she extended her arm out handing me the phone.

"Hello?" I answered as I put the phone to my ear.

"Hey, Bells." Rosalie said. Her voice sounded groggy.

"Hey, no offense Rose, but are you okay?"

"No. I've been home sick the past two days. I've been staying at Emmett's house, he refused to let me be alone at my apartment. I've been staying up late trying to catch up on as much work as I can. This way when I finally feel better I won't be swamped at work." she explained.

"What's wrong with you?"

"I haven't been sleeping too well the past couple weeks, body aches, not to mention I've gotten zero sleep the past two days. I'm nauseous and constantly running to the bathroom to throw up. I can't keep a thing down." she complained.

"Oh Rosalie, you sound like you have a stomach virus. Do you have a fever of any sort?"

"No, that's the thing. I feel fine. Except for the fact that I'm constantly nauseous and can't keep a thing down." she said.

I thought about it for a second letting my mommy senses run wild. Then it hit me.

"Rosalie, I know it's a personal question and everything, but when was the last time you had your period?" I questioned.

The other side of the line was silent, and then I heard a loud thump noise. "Shit" I heard Rosalie shriek. She had dropped the phone. There was scrambling and lots of shuffling.

"Hello? Bella? You still there?" she asked frantically.

"Yeah I'm here Rose. You okay?"

"Bella, I've just realized I'm late." she admitted.

"God Rose! Are you one of those women that are too busy to realize they never had their period?!?!?" I exclaimed.

"I've been really stressed out at work. For some reason everyone has decided to get divorced this month. Now that I think about it, I have been a little snappier towards Emmett. I just blamed it on PMS…" she was quiet and then… "Oh god, Bella." she realized what she was saying.

"Rosalie, breathe. I will not let you become one of those women that don't even know they're pregnant. You know, the ones that are sitting on the toilet and one day out pops a kid? I will not let you do that. Don't stress out."

"Bella, what am I supposed to do? I'm not ready to be a…mom. Oh god, what will Emmett say? Bella, I don't know what to do! What am I supposed to do?" she exclaimed over the phone. I could picture her now. Pacing back and forth in front of her bed, frantically throwing her arms all over the place, freaking out.

"Rose, calm down. Go to the store, buy one of the home pregnancy tests, hell buy several of those home pregnancy tests and get your ass over here. We'll take it from there. Alright?" I explained. I needed to calm her down.

"Alright. I can do this. It might just be stress." She said.

"Of course. Now go to the store, meet me here alright?"

"Alright, thanks, Bella." she said before she hung up.

"Mommy, is Auntie Rosie okay?" Leilah asked as she plopped herself on the couch next to me.

"Yeah, she'll be fine. How would like to spend the day with Auntie Alice?" I asked. Leilah's eyes lit up.

"Can we go shopping?" she exclaimed, her eyes brightening up. I chuckled on the inside.

"I'm sure Auntie Alice would be more than happy to take you shopping. Let me go call her." I said. I figured it might be better if Leilah wasn't around.

RPOV:

"Shit, Shit, Shit!" I exclaimed as I slammed my hand on the steering wheel. I pulled into the parking lot of the drug store down the street from Bella's.

I sat in the car a little bit, figuring I should calm down a little before going into the store. I took a deep breath and got out of the car. I walked into the store and was immediately greeted by an employee.

"Hi! Is there anything I can help you find today?" the girl said, her chipper voice made me want to strangle her neck. She was overly excited to be working for minimum wage and some lame drug store. I looked down on her name tag, Bree.

"Bree, I, um, er, where can I find the…" I trailed off. "pregnancy tests." I whispered the last part.

"What was that?" she questioned.

"Pregnancytests." I mumbled as one word.

"Come again? I didn't quite understand what you said. What are you looking for ma'am?" she questioned.

God dammit!

"Pregnancy tests, dammit! Where can a woman find a pregnancy test?" I yelled. I stopped when I realized what I had just done. Everyone that was standing around me was looking right at me.

"Oh right, um aisle eight." she whispered.

"Thanks, you're a doll." I responded, simply nodding my head before running off to aisle eight.

Aisle eight, aisle eight, aisle eight. I repeated the mantra over and over again in my head.

"Aisle eight!" I exclaimed as I came to the end of the aisle. I looked around and saw there were still people looking at me. I shrugged as I proceeded to go down the aisle.

The contents of the aisle scared me. It was feminine product heaven, if you even want to call it that. Personally, I might consider it hell.

Tampons, maxi pads, KY jelly, condoms. Where are the damn pregnancy tests? I searched frantically through the shelves and there sitting right next to the condoms sat rows of the damn tests. Ironic ain't it? Here be safe, but if you're not then take one of these just in case…

I stood there for awhile contemplating what test to buy. It was like they were all staring at me laughing to my face. I grabbed about six tests and ran quickly to the check out stands.

"Oh seems to be that you found aisle eight." the clerk said. I looked at her. It was the same damn girl that greeted me at the door.

Could this get any more awkward?

"Um, er, yeah I did. Thanks for your help earlier. Can we just hurry up?" I said, moving my hands frantically. She nodded and rang up the tests. I quickly paid for it and headed to Bella's.

As soon as got to Bella's I ran to the door and started ringing the doorbell profusely.

The door flung open and there stood Bella.

"Where's the fire, Rose?' she exclaimed sarcastically. I immediately pushed through her and ran upstairs to her bathroom in her room. I immediately started ripping the first box open.

"Rose, breathe." Bella said as she walked into my bathroom. I looked behind me to see Bella standing there with a tall glass of water in one hand and an egg timer in the other. "You might need this." she added, setting the cup of water and timer on the counter and looked at the bag sitting next to the cup.

"Bells, help me." I pleaded. She laughed as she took the box I opened first.

"You know how these work right?" she smirked.

"Yes Bella, I'm not dumb! I wasn't born yesterday. Open the box, pee on the stick, wait a couple of minutes, look at the results. I got it, I got it." I exclaimed.

She smiled took three more boxes out of the bag and opened them. "Here, take all three. I'll be in the room when you're done." She handed me the sticks, picking up the timer and walking into the room, shutting the door behind her. I stood there for a second starring at the sticks in my hand. There were four of them.

"Oh well, here goes nothing." I exclaimed.

BPOV:

I walked into my room and took a seat on my bed. I felt a little sorry for Rosalie. She was freaking out and I had no idea what to tell her. All I could do, all I knew how to do, was be there for her when she needed me.

The bathroom door opened and Rosalie walked out a solemn look on her face. She sat next to me on the bed and I smiled. I picked up the egg timer and set it for five minutes.

"Rosalie…" I whispered.

She turned her head and smiled. I took her hands in mine. "Thank you Bella."

"No problem Rose. Are you going to be okay?" I asked.

"I'll be fine. I just…" she groaned. "I have no idea what I'm going to do."

"We'll take things one step at a time Rose, one step at a time." I reassured her.

"One step at a time. What if Emmett doesn't want children?"

"Rosalie, don't you even think like that! You know Emmett just as well as I do. And I know he will be thrilled if you're pregnant. He adores kids, look at him and Leilah!" I exclaimed.

"Yeah, I guess." she whispered. She rested her head on my shoulder and we sat there in silence. I didn't know what else to tell her, I didn't want to freak her out. Our silence was broken by the chiming of the egg timer. I reached over and shut it off and looked at Rosalie.

"It's time." I said.

"Come with me Bella, I can't- I can't do it myself." she admitted as she stood up, extending her hand out. I nodded and stood up, with her walking ahead of me, to the bathroom.

Rosalie stopped dead in her tracks before she got too close to the counter where the four plastic sticks sat.

"I can't do it, Bella. You look, please, for me?" she pleaded.

"We'll do it together, come on." I pushed her forward towards the counter and the two of us stared at the four sticks in front of us, each one a different brand, and a different symbol to decipher.

She picked up the first stick. It was two pink lines. "Um, that's positive right?" she questioned.

"Afraid so, Rose." I answered as she picked up the second stick. The little window had a bright positive sign.

"Before you ask, yes positive is…well, positive." I said. Rosalie sighed.

She picked up the third one, and chuckled. "It's a damn smiley face. Who in their right mind has a smiley face as a positive test result?" she spat.

"Rose, usually people are excited when they take these and it turns out positive." I said sarcastically.

"Well I'm excited, but it's a little ironic and scary. I think smiley faces are ruined for me." she explained as she set the test down, picking up the last one.

I leaned over and read the results. "Well, it says pregnant. I'm going to guess that's a positive reading." I said.

"That's four, Bella. You don't think they're wrong do you?"

"Well, they are all positive, Rose. If there was even one negative I might second guess the results, but--" I said as Rosalie's face lit up.

"Take one Bella, please? Yours should come out negative." she pleaded. "You haven't had sex in ages." she chuckled.

I think I'm slightly offended by that. I hope it comes out negative.

"Um, yeah it's been a while." It's been a while because of her! It's all her fault, her and Emmett's fault. "I'll take it. Sure, why not?" I said as I picked up a box, shooing her out of the bathroom.

This thing better turn out negative!

I walked back out to the bedroom and waiting with Rosalie. The entire time I worried about the results of the pregnancy test. Everything should be fine, negative. There was no need to worry, right? But because of Edward…

As soon as the timer went off I bolted into the bathroom and picked up a stick from the counter.

A smiley face. What the hell?

"What is this?" I exclaimed as Rosalie walked into the bathroom. I stuck the test in her face. "What the hell is this? Damn smiley face!"

She chuckled. "Bella, I think you picked up the wrong one." she muttered. She handed me the plastic stick, my test. I looked at the result window, one pink line. I looked down at the open box that held the test I took. The results were either two pink lines for positive or one pink for negative.

"Oh, thank god. Oh shit, I was scared." I muttered under my breath. Crap, crap, crap! Did I say that aloud?

"What was that, Bella?" Rosalie questioned.

"Nothing. I was scared, because there is no way that I could be pregnant. You're right that smiley face is horrid." I said as I looked at her face. She looked upset. "Sorry." I winced.

"It's fine. God, I'm pregnant, Bella." she exclaimed as she slid down the wall of my bathroom.

"Call your OBGYN, and make an appointment. You need to know for sure before you start freaking out." I assured her. I squatted down in front of her and brushed the hair out of her face. she picked her head up and looked at me.

"You're right. Thank you again Bella, for everything." she admitted.

Poor Bree.. :D She never gets enough credit..she shows up and disappears..poor thing. haha

So? Anyone? Something? Too cliche? Well, no too cliche would be bella getting pregnant with edward's baby, not telling him, then running away..that would be cliche! lol :D oh well..There's sooooo much more to come...so much more!

It's December in my little universe..Christmas is coming! Christmas is coming! Whip out your claymation holiday videos and christmas music..because..*singing merrily* santa claus is coming to town. i'll shut up now. sorry..working at disneyland takes a toll on you when Christmas hits the resort the weekend BEFORE thanksgiving..like seriously what the hale? (sorry katie m cullen..just had to! couldn't resist!!!)

Enough the rain is falling in Southern California..you know what that means?

Thunder...lightening..and vampires playing baseball at the baseball diamond by my house...right i wish!

No it's time for you guys to do what you do best...review, review, review!!!