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Hermione awoke to something tugging on her hair. She swatted away whatever had a hold on her hair and opened her eyes to see Blaise grinning down at her. Hermione screamed and hid under her covers; which caused Blaise to laugh. "Zambini what the bloody hell are you doing in my room?"
Blaise chuckled and pulled the covers off of her; smirking when she glared at him. "It's time to get up Granger, unless you wanna be late." His smirk widened when her eyes widened and she jumped out of bed.
"Oh shit! I'm going to be late for class!" She started running around her room; collecting the things she needed. "Damn it all! Can it get any worse?" She froze when she heard Blaise laughing. She turned and saw him lounging on her bed; laughing wholeheartedly. "What the hell is so funny Blaise?"
He managed to stop laughing and look over at an angry Hermione. "You are of course. I only woke you up because it's ten o'clock in the morning." He smirked when he saw she was going to freak out more. "Will you calm down Granger?"
"How do you expect me to calm down when it's ten o'clock? I'm late for class and I'm SUPPOSED to be Headgirl."
"Granger today is Saturday." Blaise was laughing hysterically now; not even noticing a furious Hermione stalking towards him that is until he found himself underneath her. "What the hell? How did you do that?"
Hermione smiled evilly down at him, which made him gulp. "Why did you feel the need to scare me to death?" She poked his chest with each word.
"Well technically you're not dead." Blaise paused when Hermione glared deathly at him, and he laughed nervously. "I'll shut up now." He tried to smile innocently but failed.
"Finally you use that thing you call a brain" Hermione stretched effectively pressing her hips against his causing him to groan and her to smirk. She yawned and laid herself on him. "I'm sleepy, night Blaise." She kissed his cheek and with that she was asleep; leaving him trapped underneath her.
Blaise sighed and tried to move her off of him but found that she had a tight grip on his shirt. Blaise finally gave up and decided to take a nap; holding her Hermione close he shut his eyes and went to sleep.
A Few Hours Later
Draco wandered to the portrait of Professor Dumbledore and recited the password that Blaise had given him. When the portrait swung open he strutted inside and began his search for the Headboy. He walked up to Blaise's bedroom and entered without knocking and was surprised to find that he wasn't in there. He saw a door to his left and headed towards it, when he opened it he saw it was in fact a bathroom. He was about to leave when he saw yet another door; with his curiosity getting the better of him, he approached it and opened it and saw something that will stay engraved in his mind forever.
He had apparently found Hermione's bedroom and on the bed was a sleeping Hermione and Blaise. Blaise was holding Hermione close and she was straddling his hips, Draco smirked and conjured a camera; quickly taking a picture before screaming out loud in false surprise.
"What the bloody hell is going on here?" Both sleeping occupants awoke and fell of the bed in reversed positions. Hermione lying on the ground with Blaise on top of her, and somehow during their little fall Hermione had wrapped her legs around Blaise's hips. Draco smirked once again and quickly snapped another picture before hiding the camera in his robes.
Blaise looked down at Hermione in shock that they were in this position, he expected her to be blushing but to his surprise she wasn't. In fact she looked like she was enjoying everything that was going on.
Hermione winked at Blaise before shifting her attention to Draco. "Hello Malfoy, did you come to only watch or join in?" She smiled seductively at him as his jaw dropped in shock. "No?" She sighed and pushed Blaise off of her, standing up and walking towards the bathroom. "Well that's too bad." She winked at him and closed the bathroom door, laughing slightly to herself.
Draco stared incredulously at the bathroom door before turning to his friend still on the floor, he smirked. "So? You and Granger huh?" His smirk widened when Blaise blushed slightly. "Hey I'm not saying that's a bad thing but I was so sure that you were in fact gay." He tried not to laugh as Blaise glared at him. "Oh come on, how many guys do you know that are straight and care so much about their appearance like you do?" He was full on laughing now as Blaise looked like he was actually thinking about it.
Blaise rolled his eyes at Draco before heading out of the room and down to the kitchen not even bothering to wait for Draco. He opened the fridge and took out a bottle of water, just as Hermione emerged from the bathroom wrapped in only a towel; leaving Blaise and Draco staring at her as she entered the kitchen.
"Are you guy's hungry?" She headed for the fridge and pulled out some eggs, bacon, and butter, she then walked to the cupboard and pulled out some dry ingredients and started making pancakes.
Blaise and Draco stared at Hermione as she was cooking…wearing only a towel. Blaise was the first one to respond. "Um…Granger? Don't you think you should wear clothes?"
Hermione grinned and turned to him. "I am wearing clothes." She pulled off the towel revealing a strapless bra and a pair of short shorts. "What do you think?" She did a full turn before facing the dumbstruck boys.
The two boys in question could only stare at her as she turned; in fact they were both starting to drool. Draco snapped out of it when Hermione smirked at them, and he quickly turned his attention to Blaise who was blushing and staring at Hermione hungrily. "You look decent for a mudblood." That snapped Blaise out of his trance.
Hermione laughed dryly, the term mudblood didn't even bother her anymore. "Well thank you Draco." She smiled before turning and continued cooking for all of them.
Blaise glared at Draco and wandered over to Hermione. "Can I help Granger?" He was trying his hardest not to stare at her but it was very hard, especially when she turned and smiled at him.
"Go ahead and sit down Blaise, I'll be done in a minute." She continued cooking but paused when she noticed he was still standing there staring at her. "Blaise are you ok?" She reached out and touched his shoulder, trying to get his attention.
Blaise leaned down and kissed Hermione on the cheek which in her surprise made her blush. "I'm fine Hermione." He walked over to Draco who was staring at him wide eyed and dragged him to the couch, forcing him down on it.
Hermione shook her head and started plating the food that she had made and moved everything to the table, every once in a while looking at Blaise and Draco who seemed to be deep in conversation.
Draco turned to Blaise who was avoiding his gaze, and he shoved him slightly which turned Blaise's attention to him. "Dude what the hell was that? You've only lived here with her for one night and already you're in bed with her and kissing her?" Blaise only raised an eyebrow at him.
"So what's your point?"
"MY point is that you need to slow down, Granger is not going to jump into your bed right away."
"Dude I'm not trying to shag Granger."
"Then what are you doing?"
"…I don't really know."
The conversation ended when Hermione approached them with a big smile on her face. "Ok guy's everything is done now let's eat." She turned and head back towards the kitchen table, sitting down waiting for the two boys to join her.
Blaise and Draco shot looks at each other before sitting down and digging into the food with gusto. She couldn't help but giggle when she saw this because it reminded her of Harry and Ron. Both boys looked at her and saw her stare off to the side dreamily, which made them look at each other uneasily before eating again taking their eyes from her form. 'Woman.'
Hermione focused her gaze back to the boys who were eating like they had never eaten before and she wondered if all boys were like this. She shrugged and nibbled on her own food for a few minutes before getting up and walking to her room to change into more appropriate clothes.
Blaise and Draco watched her leave and looked at each other and spoke at the same time.
"What the hell was that about?"
They didn't even have time to think about it when Hermione stepped out of her room dress in denim miniskirt and a frilly, lacy, red top she was also wearing a pair of blood red pumps. They stared openly at her with their jaws dropped.
Hermione walked over to the two gaping boys and smiled before turning slowly. "So how do I look?" She smirked as both boys blushed and looked away.
Draco managed to snap out of it whereas Blaise couldn't help but only blush more. "You look…nice Granger."
Hermione frowned and looked down at her outfit. "Nice? Shit now I have to change. I was going for gorgeous." She turned to head back up to her room but was stopped by Blaise's hold on her arm; she turned her head to look at him. "What's wrong Blaise?"
Blaise blushed fiercely and managed to make himself look her in the eye. "I think you look gorgeous Hermione." He looked away and blushed even more.
Hermione smiled sweetly and kissed him on the cheek. "Thank you Blaise." She tried to walk over to the table again but was stopped by Blaise who still had a hold on her arm. "Blaise I kind of need my arm back."
Blaise looked at her arm and noticed his hand was still attached. "Oh sorry." He released her arm and sat down next to Draco who was smirking.
"Okay so I'm out of here, I need to go find Ginny, and so I'll see you guys later." She grabbed her purse and quickly hugged both boys and kissed each of them on the cheek before walking out of the portrait hole.