A/N: So first of all… you all need to put me on author alert. I posted an outtake yesterday 'Esme After the Pokey' and most of you probably didn't see it cause you only have me on story alert… so come on people… hop to it. I know you all loved Drunken Esme since I got my most reviews ever for one chapter. So go read the outtake (which was requested by the awesome grtchn and Jules0427) and leave me some loving. Then add me to author alert, because I've already started work on another story, not yet posted.
Phew… secondly… I have a story rec. It's called Intersection by Lillybellis. It's a WIP but very interesting. I've also added it to the C2 – Underappreciated yet Awesome Fics. While you're at it, join that group too!
Finally… Big thanks to the usual two, MaggieMay14 and Flightlessbird11 for encouraging my madness and my smut. I am a smut encourager and the new pictures of Robert Pattinson wet from US Weekly are definitely helping. Oh… congrats to lysvia one of my faithful readers who had a baby a week ago. You go girl!
I don't own twilight… I do have an unhealthy addiction to Diet Pepsi.
BPOV
"Come on Bella, get up babe," Edward called to me as I pulled the blankets tighter over my head after looking at the alarm clock. It was four in the god damned morning. What the hell was he thinking? Oh that's right… it's a fourteen fucking hour drive down to Jackson Hole and he wants to get there as soon as possible. "Please… we only get a few days of privacy there before the family shows up."
I threw the blanket off of me and tossed my legs over the side of the bed reluctantly. "I'm up," I grumbled as I wandered towards the bathroom. Edward started the hot water in the shower for me before running into the kitchen to brew a pot of coffee. When I finally came out of the bathroom, towel wrapped tightly around my hair and body, Edward was already standing but the front door, our luggage perched beside him and two huge travel mugs of coffee ready to go.
"A little eager are we?" I asked as I walked into our bedroom and began dressing in the casual outfit I had picked out the night before when we were packing. Edward paced around our bedroom aimlessly as I pulled on my jeans and he looked at me as though I was holding up the line for the bathroom and he desperately had to go.
"We only get a few days of solitude before Alice, Jasper and my parents show up. Don't you want to relax before the biggest day of our lives?" I nodded my head in agreement and yanked Edward's old college sweatshirt over my head. "I figured I would drive until we stop for lunch and then you could take over till dinner. If we alternate shifts, we can get there before it's too late."
"We're driving it all in one day?" I asked incredulously as he simply nodded his head.
"If we leave now, we should get there before eight. I already called the caretakers a few days ago and they stocked the fridge and assured me everything would be in good working order," stated Edward as I nodded at him and reluctantly grabbed my winter coat from the closet.
"Let's go."
Edward grabbed the coffee mugs and handed them to me as he grabbed all of our luggage and wheeled them down to the car. Five minutes later and we were on the road out of Seattle and closer to the scene of the crime. We ended up stopping in Spokane for a bathroom / coffee break and then had lunch in Missoula just after one. I managed to get a few hours sleep during the drive between Spokane and Missoula and I hoped Edward would manage a little himself when I took over driving duties, but I could sense he was way too excited to get to Jackson Hole.
As expected, it was just before eight at night when we pulled into the driveway of the cabin. Edward had taken over the driving duties from me after only three hours of driving, when we pulled off into a rest area for a bathroom break. He was speeding the rest of the way there, eager for us to get to our final destination. We stopped in Idaho Falls for a quick dinner at Subway, before finally heading off for the last leg. "Nothing has changed," I remarked happily as I opened my door and stepped onto the snow covered ground.
"I beg to differ. A lot has changed. You don't hate me anymore," laughed Edward as we climbed the steps onto the porch and he fumbled while unlocking the door.
"Why so nervous Mr. Cullen?" I asked with a grin as he threw the door open and lifted me up into his arms, carrying me over the threshold. "Put me down, we're not married yet."
He carried me into the house, kicking the door shut behind him with his foot as he put me onto the stairs and began ripping my clothes off. "I have wanted to do something to you all fucking day," he muttered as I felt him yank off my shoes, jeans and panties as quickly as he could.
"What is that? Freeze me to death?" I asked with a laugh as Edward jumped from his spot and turned up the thermostat. He wasn't even paying attention so I was certain that in a few minutes we'd both be melting.
"No… I didn't want to freeze you to death. I wanted to reciprocate…" I was beyond confused at his comments until he lifted me up onto another step and spread my legs open, his tongue immediately finding purchase on my eager clit.
"Sweet Jesus…" I moaned as I felt his fingers moving slowly down my inner thighs and he continued his manipulations of me with his tongue before finally adding his fingers to the mix. As he began to thrust his fingers inside of my pussy, I leaned back on my elbows against one of the steps and tried to remember how the fuck I got so lucky as to have him pleasing me right now. After mere moments I finally recalled the blow job I had given him last year on these very stairs as a treat for him helping me learn to figure skate. "Oh fuck… so damned good."
Edward didn't respond to my comments, instead his entire mouth descended on my clit and he was sucking it furiously while spreading my legs wider apart. Within minutes, I was screaming his name as loud as I could muster as I came all over his talented tongue and fingers. "That was unexpected," I muttered as he helped me up from the step and I kissed him sweetly, my juices still lingering in his mouth.
"I'd apologize but you know I'm not sorry. I remembered the time you umm… serviced me against the stairs and decided if we were going to do something there, might as well do it as soon as we got here. I'm gonna go get the luggage, please continue to get naked," he laughed as I noticed I still had on my clothes from the waist up and he wandered out the front door. I pulled on my jeans, forgoing the panties and turned down the thermostat before I stepped over to the fireplace where I lit a fire while awaiting Edward's return to the cabin.
"Aww… I thought you'd be naked," laughed Edward as he wandered into the cabin, weighed down by all of our baggage.
"Sorry to disappoint you but we have a few more days to enjoy the quiet, so don't get your boxers in a knot." I walked towards him and grabbed one of the bags, dragging it up the stairs behind me and into his old bedroom. Edward followed close at my heels bringing the rest of the luggage with him.
"Hey look, there's my book. I was pissed I forgot to bring it back to Forks with me last year," exclaimed Edward as he picked his weathered copy of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' off the floor. "Surely I can finish it this time now that you'll be swamped with wedding preparations."
I started to pull some of my clothes out of my bag and placed them away in the dresser as best as I could while Edward started to hang things in the closet, including his suit for the wedding. "Where's your dress?"
"Alice is bringing it when she comes. She's like Fort Knox with that thing. I don't even think she has let Jasper see it," I remarked with a chuckle as Edward nodded his head, knowing all too well how his sister can be.
Once we were unpacked, we got changed into our pajamas and hunkered down on the couch with some hot chocolate and cookies. I felt fifteen again, with the exception of that I was getting married in a few days. "Would it be weird if we played another round of 'would you rather?" I asked him with a wide grin as he wrapped his arm around my shoulder and kissed my temple.
"Would it be weird if I thought it would be funny as hell?" he asked sweetly. I shook my head from side to side and he smiled cheerfully. "Alright then, you go first."
"Would you rather have waffles or eggs in the morning for breakfast?" I asked stupidly as I heard Edward laugh loudly beside me.
"Waffles. Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex for the rest of your life?" he giggled as I smacked him on the shoulder.
"That's not fair Edward; you know I love cheese and when you go down on me… quick side question, what kind of cheese?"
"Whatever Bella… you'd so give up cheese rather than oral sex," chastised Edward as I smiled up at him and kissed his cheek.
"Yeah… I'd give up the cheese. Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or rent a porno and realize that they were in it?" I asked boldly as I heard him choke on his hot chocolate for a moment.
"Neither… fuck Bella. Since you will make me choose, I would rather walk in on them. I guess I don't want everyone in the free world watching my parents hump like bunnies," he said awkwardly.
"Awww… how cute. Caring about the parents' sex lives," I said with a laugh as I told him what his mother had mentioned to me about how they did it four times a week. "A little too much of an overshare huh?"
"Yeah, you could say that," he grumbled as he took a big bite of his mint Milano and thought up a new question. "Would you rather walk in on me jerking off to a porno or your dad going at it with Kate?"
"First of all… the second half of that is just gross and I think I might need to switch to Jameson's to rid my mind of that image," I stated firmly as I suddenly straddled him and took his face in my hands gently. "Secondly, if I came home and you were jerking off to a porno… you better let me play too." I leaned forward and kissed his lips firmly, feeling his tongue snake along my bottom lip and grinding my hips down on his now obvious erection.
"You are the devil Miss Swan."
"Mrs. Cullen to you," I replied confidently as I heard him groan happily under my touch. "Would you rather have sex here on the couch or outside in the hot tub?"
"Are talking right this second, because then I would say the couch," said Edward with a groan as I moved my body slightly over his hardness. "Are you teasing me?"
"Not at all Mr. Cullen," I lied as he leaned forward and kissed my neck for a few moments before he leaned back, preparing to ask me another question.
"Would you prefer I subscribed to Penthouse or Hustler?" he said with a giggle as I smacked him upside the head.
"Obviously neither one is preferable. Can I say Playboy cause they aren't as smutty and have funny interviews," I replied as Edward quirked his eye brow at my curiously. "What? Jacob subscribed and I read a few interviews when there was nothing else to read, sue me."
Edward nodded his head before leaning down wordlessly and sucking my neck. I grabbed his hair firmly in my hands and pulled him back from me. "Don't you dare leave a fucking hickey on my neck Edward. We aren't fifteen and it would definitely show in my wedding dress. I wouldn't dare wear one of those high necked disasters from an Austen movie."
"Whatever," he said with a sigh as he pulled his lips from my neck and looked at me, patiently awaiting my next question.
"Would you rather we had a sex swing in our bedroom or one of those funky love ramps?" I asked with a loud laugh, throwing my head back and grinding on him again in the process.
"You would seriously consider one of those? Is this a trick question? Can we try both?" he stammered nervously as I simply laughed, knowing full well I would never get up the guts to buy either.
"I was kidding sweetie," I said as I kissed his lips sweetly and Edward looked at me with disappointment in his eyes. I glanced up at the clock in the kitchen and noticed it was getting pretty late and I was getting exhausted. "Let's go to bed."
"With a love ramp?" he asked with a giggle as he gripped my ass firmly with his hands and stood from the couch, bringing me with him. I tightened my legs around his waist to keep me in place and kept my hands around his neck so that I wouldn't slip and fall.
After a few minutes of awkwardly trudging ourselves up the stairs, we finally ended up in our bedroom where Edward and I both proceeded to get naked and climb into bed. I figured sex would be inevitable, but surprisingly, he pulled me against his body and nuzzled his face into my hair, breathing deeply.
"I think we should set some ground rules for the next few days," he said with a low chuckle as I remembered the rules we set during our first visit which barely lasted a few hours.
"Like what?" I asked with a giggle as I laid my head on his chest and listened to his heart beat.
"Well… one is that we have to be having sex at all times of the day unless it is mutually agreed upon to be apart. Two, you can't complain if I opt to bring you breakfast in bed or cook every single meal if I choose. Three, no clothing." I smacked him on the chest, even though I thought they were all decent ideas. I could handle not wearing clothes for a few days while in his company. "Agreed?"
"Fine," I said with a wide grin that I knew Edward couldn't see. "Now let's get some sleep. I'm fucking exhausted."
EPOV
"What on earth do you think you are doing?" shouted Bella from our bed as I stood up and moved to pull up the boxers that I had left on the floor the night before.
"Getting dressed," I said coolly as she shook her finger at me.
"Not bloody likely. Rule number three… if I don't get to wear clothes, neither do you." Well, she had me there. We hadn't specified who wouldn't be wearing clothes but I guess I won't be cooking any bacon for breakfast. Lord knows I don't need any splatter on my junk.
"Alright, but you're going to get toast and juice for breakfast because I am not cooking with my pecker hanging out. Stay put," I grumbled as I leaned down to kiss her while she sat up in bed.
"Put on an apron. I'm craving eggs and bacon," she said happily as I saluted her and stepped from the room and down the stairs.
I hurried as quickly as I could while making breakfast and thankfully Bella stayed put in our bed, as I had asked. When I finally had everything put onto a small tray and brought it up the stairs, I wasn't shocked to see Bella had fallen back to sleep. No wonder she wasn't coming downstairs to harass me or pinch my bare ass while I slaved away in the kitchen. I put everything on top of the dresser and slowly climbed onto the bed, peeling the bed sheet away from her body with my teeth as I began to pepper kisses from the tips of her toes up to her lips. As my hand dipped between her legs and I slipped two fingers between her wet folds, she immediately stirred.
"Wake up beautiful," I mumbled to her as she tried to roll over slightly, but found my body was preventing that.
"Mmm… I smell bacon," she murmured as I laughed at her.
"My fingers are buried in your pussy and you are concerned about bacon?" I asked with a loud laugh as I leaned back onto my knees, my fingers now back at my side.
"The bacon will get cold Edward. I won't." True enough, I thought happily as I jumped from the bed and fetched our breakfast. We sat side by side, against the headboard and talked casually about wedding plans while we ate. Bella was nervous about having everything go off without a hitch, so I had to keep reminding her that this was a small family wedding and they didn't really give a shit what happened as long as we were happy.
"So, what's on the agenda today? Need to make an underwear run to Target?" I asked with a laugh as she looked at me incredulously.
"You knew about that?"
"I guessed. I mean, if I was in your shoes I wouldn't have brought any sexy lingerie to Jackson Hole either. Although, since you left the tag on one of the bras you wore, it kind of gave it away," I said as I continued to laugh and Bella was suddenly beating against my chest in mock anger.
"You suck Edward."
"You love it Bella." She nodded her head as I moved the tray from across her lap and pulled all the blankets off of her. "Time for dessert."
This is how the next three days went. We slept, we ate, we showered, we fucked. We were like the world's happiest skipping record of debauchery. Every now and then, Bella would take a wedding related phone call or check her email on her laptop; all naked of course, which made me the happiest man alive.
The third night, we made love in front of the fireplace after spending part of the afternoon pulling out some of our Christmas decorations from last year out of storage. Bella pranced around the living room and decorated while I whipped up spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. I couldn't help but find myself laughing as she sang along to 'Christmas Wrapping' by the Waitresses and danced. She was perfect.
"When is everyone else supposed to get here?" I called out to her as I started to boil the water for the pasta.
"I think Alice said Thursday night," she replied quickly. "But I honestly can't remember. I think in the past few days you managed to fuck out my short term memory."
"That's medically impossible Bella… but thank you for the compliment," I said with a wide grin as I walked into the living room and watched as she stood on her tip toes and tried to hang some decorations on the mantle. The moment I saw her arms stretched over her head, I knew I had to have her, all rational thought ran out the window. However, what could you honestly expect from two soon to be married people who had spent the last three days completely naked.
I walked right up behind her and gripped her hips in my hands, my hard cock now pressed firmly against her tight ass. "I'm trying to decorate Edward," she scolded as I ignored her completely and grabbed the fake swag of pine she was trying to drape over the fireplace, throwing it on the ground as I led her towards the couch.
I sat down and Bella quickly straddled my waist, knowing exactly what I wanted as she buried my hard cock within her. "Oh fuck yes…" I strained as Bella gripped the edge of the couch behind me and began sliding up and down on me without any pleading from me. "So fucking perfect," I groaned as her breasts caught my attention and I reached my hands up, squeezing them tenderly as I heard Bella moaning in pleasure above me.
I leaned forward and kissed wherever I could, as Bella's motions on me sped up. You'd think after all the time we had fucked in the past few days that I would be eager for a rest, but I couldn't do it. The more I thought of our family arriving for the wedding and basically cock blocking me for five fucking days, the more I wanted to fuck her, make love to her and simply claim her as mine without the wedding band.
Five more thrusts into her and we were both moaning in ecstasy and I caught my water boiling on the stove out the corner of my eye. "Fucking shit," I groaned as Bella quickly hopped off of me and I ran into the kitchen to turn the water down. I tossed the pasta into the pot and ran back over to my fiancé, kissing her gently since I felt like shit for basically throwing her off of me the moment we had finished.
"Sorry about that," I groaned as she laughed at me and went back to the fake pine swag lying on the floor.
"Don't worry about it. Shit happens," she said with a giggle as I helped her with the decorating for a few moments before heading back to finish dinner.
An hour later, we were both completely fed and kind of cold after spending the entire trip in the nude. "Did you want to hang out in the hot tub for a bit?" she asked curiously with a wink, which I took to mean she wanted to get busy in there as well.
"How about I get dessert ready and then we step outside?" I replied as she simply nodded her head and went over to the couch to continue reading the latest book that she found in my bedroom, 'Sons and Lovers' by D.H. Lawrence. I don't even remember owning that one.
Twenty minutes later, we were slipping into the hot bubbling water as I set the bowl of chocolate covered strawberries on the edge of the tub. "How cliché," laughed Bella as she looked at the berries I had the caretakers get at the grocery store before we arrived.
"Don't mock them. It was either this is or a fruit cup. The Safeway down in Jackson Hole isn't exactly as wonderful as that little pastry shop you drag my ass into every Sunday morning," I said with a hearty laugh as I tried to feed her one of the strawberries and pulled it away quickly when she opened her mouth to accept it. "Apologize first," I said as I teased her with it, running it along her lips but never letting her eat it.
"I'm sorry," she said pathetically as I felt her hand wrap around my hardness, catching me completely off guard, so that she could take a huge bite out of the strawberry.
"Sneak," I chastised as she shrugged her shoulders and moved closer to me in the tub, quickly straddling my waist and reaching in front of her to grab a berry for me. I opened my mouth wide as she dangled the berry before me, seductively tracing my lips with it and kissing me before finally letting me have a taste. "Are you going to tease me all night Mrs. Cullen?"
"Edward, you should know better… it's not teasing if I fully intend to follow through," she snickered as I suddenly felt my cock buried inside of her again as she fed me strawberries.
"How on earth are we going to top these three days on our honeymoon?" I asked seriously after a few minutes of ecstasy as she suddenly stopped riding me and looked at me, her eyes burning with desire.
"Easy. We'll never leave our bed," she said as she grasped my face in her hands and began kissing me furiously on the lips, followed my several more small pecks across my face as she began moving up and down on my hardness again. "You'll just have to make love to me every second of every day that we are… wherever we go."
"Oh fuck," I muttered as she slipped off of me and gave me an evil glare. She bent over the tub in front of me, her knees on the bench and her ass in the air, motioning for me to come and get her, which I did as quickly as I could. I stood up and positioned myself right behind her, driving into her pussy as hard as I could. "Fuck Bella," I groaned as I gripped her hips and began to thrust in and out of her.
"Oh shit, so fucking good Edward… fuck me," she growled as I continued to bury myself in her, my release imminent. Mere minutes later, I could hear Bella's breathing become labored as she screamed my name out in the cold night air. Her body tensed around my cock, spurring on my own release as I leaned forward and dropped my chest against her back, my arms now wrapped tightly around her.
"Holy fuck," I heard a familiar voice yell as we both turned our heads up to see Alice and Jasper standing in the doorway of the cabin leading out onto the porch. They both looked completely dumbfounded and I was immediately pissed that I hadn't locked the front door before we came outside. However, I was slightly relived to know that the position of my arm was covering up most of Bella to their view, but completely fucking mortified to have been caught fucking in the hot tub.
"Umm… can you go get us some towels or bathrobes Alice," said Bella calmly as neither of us moved, unsure of what to do. Alice bolted out from the patio and up the stairs while Jasper just stood there, frozen in place and looking completely shocked. When she returned moments later, Alice dropped the bathrobes on the chair just outside the door and tried to pull Jasper back in the house.
"Do you think they are stuck like that? They haven't moved in a while," I heard him ask her as she shut the door behind them and Bella and I were finally able to step out of the tub and get out bathrobes on. I made sure both of our bathrobes were secured tightly before we walked in the house.
"Sorry about that," I muttered to them as they stared at us wide eyed. "We thought you were coming on Thursday."
"Is is Thursday. If you weren't telling time with your pecker, you'd know this," muttered Alice as she slapped her hand against her head and Jasper looked at us in disappointment.
"Dude… you do realize we're going to have a skating rink in the backyard tomorrow when we drain that fucker and refill it. There's no way I'm getting in that thing with all your love juice," laughed Jasper as Alice smacked him upside the head.
"Don't worry. I'll clean it out tomorrow before the rest of the family gets here," I muttered in frustration as Bella raced up the stairs to get dressed. "If you wait for me to get dressed, I'll come down and help you unload the car." Jasper nodded and I made it up the stairs quickly, tossing on the first things I could find on the floor, my clothes from a few days ago that had remained untouched.
When I came back down, Jasper was standing by the door whispering to Alice while she giggled uncontrollably. "What did I miss?" I asked curiously as they were both suddenly very quiet.
"Did you and Bella ever get dressed?" asked Alice casually as I blushed deeply and Bella followed behind me on the stairs.
"Thought so," laughed Jasper widely. "That explains the ass prints on the leather couch."