Order of haruhi chapter 2
You know I sometimes wonder what goes on in the head if haruhi, but then I remember its haruhi, and I probably would not be sane if I actualy saw it.
Why am I saying this you ask? Well, haruhi just so happened to come to my house today, long story short: she said that we had been assigned to the exchange student program.
The sad thing is my parents didn't notice ANYTHING suspicious about what she said, and as such, didnt ask any questions. So as a consequence I'm here getting lectured from haruhi for being too slow.
"Hurry up damnit!", Haruhi shouted in my ear "could you be any slower!"
"Oh yes I could be slower, how slow do you want me to be?", I asked sacasticaly
"Stop being a smartass kyon!", Haruhi said after giving me a rather painful slap.
I, in a way, was looking forward to going to America for two reasons. One I hear its a lot easier, two I heard most school don't have uniforms.
Sadly haruhi told me it was a private school, and that everyone had to wear uniforms. I'm guessing sense it's private it will be harder too, but honestly what did I expect from haruhi. I mean I know she wouldn't settle for any normal school.
"Well even at your pace you finally got your packing done" haruhi stated with annoyance.
"Ugh... Haruhi you do realize that you were yelling into my ear the entire time" I said to a angry haruhi
"How else would I get your lazy ass to work? I'll be back tomorrow and you better be awake and ready!" She yelled at me.
"Haruhi just get out if all your going to do is yell at me and keep me up all night" I said to her.
"I was going to be going anyway", she smugly stated.
God she's annoying.
The order
"Damnit kyon I told you to be awake and ready", haruhi said to me.
"Just five more minutes..." I half consciously said.
I was then made fully awake by a fury of fists.
"Ow ow ow... Stop it haruhi!" I said with anger in my voice.
"Don't take that tone with your brigade leader! Now get up!"
After she practical ripped me out of bed and forced me to get ready to go, I was dragged out into the streets without being able to say goodbye to my family.
Once we arrived at the airport we waited on the rest to arrive. What annoys me is she came to my house to wake me up, but not kozumi or nagato; well nagato is a special case but haruhi doesn't know that. Maybe what kozumi said about me is true, maybe in some strange way she actually cares about me more than the rest?
Who am I kidding? She sees us all as pawns in her game of life. Damn... I think I'm starting to sound like kozumi... That bastards always going on and on about something.
Eh, speaking of kozumi...
"Sorry we'er late, I had to convince my parents that I was telling the truth" he apologized.
Oh I'm sure it's that, you probably just had a esper boy meeting.
"Your forgiven, now kyon!" She yelled at me.
"Yes master" I said annoyed.
"Stop acting like an ass and take our luggage" she barked.
"Why not give it as a penalty to kozumi?" I asked rhetorically.
"He has, unlike you, been respectful to his brigade leader, now take our luggage until we get on the plane" she said smugly.
We'll that's because kozumi's a selfish sissy boy that doesn't want you to get mad, so you don't make him do his job.
"Now come on let's go!" Haruhi said as she walked to get to our flight.